✽ swava ✽ pearl ✽
@swavapearl.bsky.social
I just paid an exorbitant amount of money to fix our problem toilet, but the good news is I can now successfully flush money down the drain!
August 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I just paid an exorbitant amount of money to fix our problem toilet, but the good news is I can now successfully flush money down the drain!
I never thought I'd say this, but I just want my fancy vegetable peelers! Finally gave myself permission to splurge, and my self-indulgence gets lost in the void.
July 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I never thought I'd say this, but I just want my fancy vegetable peelers! Finally gave myself permission to splurge, and my self-indulgence gets lost in the void.
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A USPS logo for every state bird!! 🐦✉️
June 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
A USPS logo for every state bird!! 🐦✉️
At the Toyota dealership to get my tire pressure sensor fixed and they quoted me $500 to replace just one! Am I being Punk’d?! This was after a 4 hour wait. What a joke. 😂
May 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
At the Toyota dealership to get my tire pressure sensor fixed and they quoted me $500 to replace just one! Am I being Punk’d?! This was after a 4 hour wait. What a joke. 😂
When my LG dishwasher finishes and plays its little song.
a woman in a white dress is dancing with a man in a grey suit
Alt: a woman in a white dress is dancing with a man in a grey suit
media.tenor.com
April 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
When my LG dishwasher finishes and plays its little song.
Wow, forgot how good this kind of news hits.
April 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Wow, forgot how good this kind of news hits.
When you fill out a form by hand sans error 🥹
March 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
When you fill out a form by hand sans error 🥹
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Upcoming Boycotts & Protests
3/4 – #FiftyFiftyOne Protests
3/4 – #ProtectOurKids Protests
3/7 – @standupforscience.bsky.social — The March for Science
3/7-3/14 – Amazon Boycott
3/21-3/28 – Nestlé Boycott
4/7-4/14 – Walmart Boycott
4/18 – Economic Blackout #2
4/21-4/28 – General Mills Boycott
3/4 – #FiftyFiftyOne Protests
3/4 – #ProtectOurKids Protests
3/7 – @standupforscience.bsky.social — The March for Science
3/7-3/14 – Amazon Boycott
3/21-3/28 – Nestlé Boycott
4/7-4/14 – Walmart Boycott
4/18 – Economic Blackout #2
4/21-4/28 – General Mills Boycott
March 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Upcoming Boycotts & Protests
3/4 – #FiftyFiftyOne Protests
3/4 – #ProtectOurKids Protests
3/7 – @standupforscience.bsky.social — The March for Science
3/7-3/14 – Amazon Boycott
3/21-3/28 – Nestlé Boycott
4/7-4/14 – Walmart Boycott
4/18 – Economic Blackout #2
4/21-4/28 – General Mills Boycott
3/4 – #FiftyFiftyOne Protests
3/4 – #ProtectOurKids Protests
3/7 – @standupforscience.bsky.social — The March for Science
3/7-3/14 – Amazon Boycott
3/21-3/28 – Nestlé Boycott
4/7-4/14 – Walmart Boycott
4/18 – Economic Blackout #2
4/21-4/28 – General Mills Boycott
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Taking a poll:
Do you think my therapy session will cost less/the same/more if all I do is scream?
Do you think my therapy session will cost less/the same/more if all I do is scream?
February 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Taking a poll:
Do you think my therapy session will cost less/the same/more if all I do is scream?
Do you think my therapy session will cost less/the same/more if all I do is scream?
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A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping with major retailers tomorrow, February 28, as part of an “economic blackout.”
I encourage you to join. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/boycott
I encourage you to join. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/boycott
February 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping with major retailers tomorrow, February 28, as part of an “economic blackout.”
I encourage you to join. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/boycott
I encourage you to join. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/boycott
When I go to add something to my calendar that my past self already did:
(Me to myself) “Damn, this girl needs a promotion.”
(Me to myself) “Damn, this girl needs a promotion.”
February 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
When I go to add something to my calendar that my past self already did:
(Me to myself) “Damn, this girl needs a promotion.”
(Me to myself) “Damn, this girl needs a promotion.”
I don't mean to brag, but I just aced my eye exam and didn't even study. 😎
February 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I don't mean to brag, but I just aced my eye exam and didn't even study. 😎
It's been a looooong time since I've lived in the Okta world. 🎵 Hello corporate, my old friend. 🎵
February 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It's been a looooong time since I've lived in the Okta world. 🎵 Hello corporate, my old friend. 🎵
Do the horrors know it's a holiday weekend?
February 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Do the horrors know it's a holiday weekend?
February 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Last meeting today in 10 minutes. Can't waaaiiiiit to peel my eyes from the screen and walk over to my friend's house for an EOW beer (x2).
February 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Last meeting today in 10 minutes. Can't waaaiiiiit to peel my eyes from the screen and walk over to my friend's house for an EOW beer (x2).
February 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Baked kobocha squash tonight. It was delicious but I messed up the cooking method so it was way too dry. Not surprising for the first time, but the next iteration will be better!
February 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Baked kobocha squash tonight. It was delicious but I messed up the cooking method so it was way too dry. Not surprising for the first time, but the next iteration will be better!
How tf is this real life and why aren’t we an all screaming in the streets?!
to call this a clown show is unfair to clowns. pure madness. like playing russian roulette with a machine gun.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/05/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/05/u...
February 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
How tf is this real life and why aren’t we an all screaming in the streets?!
Hell yeah.
The Treasury Department right now. People are turning out against Musk and DOGE staging a takeover of the Treasury’s payment system. This crowd is big. The whole block is packed. “Lock him up,” everyone yells.
February 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Hell yeah.
Don't mind me—just boiling some beans over here.
February 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Don't mind me—just boiling some beans over here.
Why are these Dem petitions so unhinged?
"[CONFIRM] Can we add your name to PROVE Democrats want RFK Jr. BLOCKED as Donald Trump's Health and Human Services Secretary?"
Like... calm down.
"[CONFIRM] Can we add your name to PROVE Democrats want RFK Jr. BLOCKED as Donald Trump's Health and Human Services Secretary?"
Like... calm down.
February 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Why are these Dem petitions so unhinged?
"[CONFIRM] Can we add your name to PROVE Democrats want RFK Jr. BLOCKED as Donald Trump's Health and Human Services Secretary?"
Like... calm down.
"[CONFIRM] Can we add your name to PROVE Democrats want RFK Jr. BLOCKED as Donald Trump's Health and Human Services Secretary?"
Like... calm down.
Fresh food is just fun to look at.
February 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Fresh food is just fun to look at.
Looking at old work be like ... huh, interesting choice.
February 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Looking at old work be like ... huh, interesting choice.