Swarles Barkley
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Swarles Barkley
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I use sports to distract myself from the rapid decline of society. And weed.
Yep. And soon we'll be living in Mike Judge's Idiocracy.
We're living George Orwell's 1984: IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.
February 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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I am beginning to think that having any memory of a world where things worked somewhat well is going to be a massive detriment moving forward, just getting slowly driven insane when it takes three tries to mail a letter because I remember that it used to not be like that
February 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!
January 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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back in the day you used to have the trade the weed you were selling to cover a gambling debt

allegedly
I miss sports gambling when it was on the shady side of society
January 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
November 24, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Imagine letting your best friend and life partner go to jail for a crime you were OBVIOUSLY involved in. #FuckThatGuy
Imagine winning three unanimous Most Valuable Player Awards in four years.
November 22, 2024 at 2:16 AM
2021 WORLD SERIES CHAMPION STEPHEN VOGT!!!
I BELIEVE IN STEPHEN VOGT
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
November 20, 2024 at 4:12 AM
(slightly) Better Times
November 17, 2024 at 4:42 AM
This is the ONE time it's okay to take the candy, kids.
November 15, 2024 at 11:33 PM
I want this to be the first thing I share here.
I would die for Brent Key, and not just because Georgia Tech football would kill me
November 14, 2024 at 5:03 AM