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🌼Elphaba Oliver🌼
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Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
My fucking car got stolen. They a spoofed key and drove it away but I don’t understand how— the yard signs all explicitly stated “Trump Safety, Kamala Crime”

This must be overhang crime?
May 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
NO KINGS! YES TRAINS!
February 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My mother, in an attempt to prove how not bigoted and racist she is (because I said she supports a bigoted racist party), dropped the n-word with a hard r twice in defense of Elon Musk when I accused him of being a Nazi.

I cannot reconcile in my head the person I knew and the person that now is.
February 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’m trying to understand why my Mom likes *this*, so she sends me a video to explain “the other side” and it was made by a holocaust denying pseudoscientist who talks about aryan bloodlines.

She didn’t like that I questioned this source, so I asked:

“Is denying the holocaust bad?”

No answer.
a man with a beard wearing a hat that says ' albus dumbledore ' on it
Alt: Dumbledore, an elder wizard from Harry Potter, stands with hands clasped in front then raises them in a gesture of exasperation and rests them on his hips.
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February 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Me, after completing the mini crossword on superbowl Sunday.
a woman is sitting in a crowd of people screaming and saying `` i hate it '' .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a crowd of people screaming and saying `` i hate it '' .
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February 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I mean it’s technically correct?
February 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Connections
Puzzle #600
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Wahoo!
January 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Listen to this silly gremlin makin’ his biscuits. What is that?!
January 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Wordle 1,320 2/6

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Second guess? Me?
a man in a suit and tie looks surprised
ALT: a man in a suit and tie looks surprised
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January 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Ew why she doin that lol
January 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Miss Elphaba: How it started vs. How it’s going
January 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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OMG. I JUST NOTICED THERE ARE NO ADS. 😭🙌🏽😭
November 22, 2024 at 3:36 AM
I found this little dog on the wall of a rest stop somewhere in upper Michigan. Is he yours?
November 22, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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If House Republicans really wanted to protect women, they'd release the Ethics Committee report on Matt Gaetz' alleged sex trafficking - not try to ban their colleagues from using the bathroom. Stop the bigotry and release the report.
November 19, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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Here’s a good one to multi block some wrong ‘uns… this is how it works

1 Select the list
2 Click “Subscribe”
3 Select “Block” the entire list in one click

Boommmm

Bluesky is trying to keep this place tidy with healthy debate
Let’s help them to do it
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bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 14, 2024 at 10:38 AM