Mike Foster
@swanmore.bsky.social
The only sane person in a world gone mad.
Nowadays I am a mere shadow of my former self.
Nowadays I am a mere shadow of my former self.
BREAKING: RFK Jr orders immediate shutdown of all power plants - "I read somewhere on the Internet that electricity causes cancer - FACT!"
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
BREAKING: RFK Jr orders immediate shutdown of all power plants - "I read somewhere on the Internet that electricity causes cancer - FACT!"
They had just a one in ten chance of surviving a tour of 30 ops followed by a tour of 20 ops. The photo is from Alan Allport’s excellent new book, Advance Britannia.
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
They had just a one in ten chance of surviving a tour of 30 ops followed by a tour of 20 ops. The photo is from Alan Allport’s excellent new book, Advance Britannia.
I’m sure the guy on the left (or probably the extreme right) was just made with the Fuzzy Face kit.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I’m sure the guy on the left (or probably the extreme right) was just made with the Fuzzy Face kit.
Like the faithful Nazi henchman in the Blues Brothers, just before they die, “I’ve always loved you”
November 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Like the faithful Nazi henchman in the Blues Brothers, just before they die, “I’ve always loved you”
Breaking: exclusive photo of Andrew's new property on Sandringham estate
October 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Breaking: exclusive photo of Andrew's new property on Sandringham estate
A shock to see Rolf Harris on BBC Newsnight just now.
October 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
A shock to see Rolf Harris on BBC Newsnight just now.
Happy Birthday, and special thanks to John Paul Jones, who fired on the town of Alnmouth in Northumberland in September 1779 - and missed.
October 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Happy Birthday, and special thanks to John Paul Jones, who fired on the town of Alnmouth in Northumberland in September 1779 - and missed.
I'm sure Baron was Eddie Munster back in the 1960s
October 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I'm sure Baron was Eddie Munster back in the 1960s
The guy on GB News used to be the swimming pool caretaker on The Day Today back in the ‘90s
October 9, 2025 at 9:38 AM
The guy on GB News used to be the swimming pool caretaker on The Day Today back in the ‘90s
Slightly off topic, but any idea what this plane is? Asking for a friend.
October 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Slightly off topic, but any idea what this plane is? Asking for a friend.
My poodle, Hurricane
September 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My poodle, Hurricane
I have them already!
September 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I have them already!
“Well maybe they can borrow the flag on Saturdays, as long as they promise to give it back to us by 6pm. Is that OK Tommy?”
September 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“Well maybe they can borrow the flag on Saturdays, as long as they promise to give it back to us by 6pm. Is that OK Tommy?”
And I stopped being a Maoist radical in the late ’60s when our leader made some disparaging remarks about dogs.
September 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
And I stopped being a Maoist radical in the late ’60s when our leader made some disparaging remarks about dogs.
I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but I'm beginning to wonder if Sirhan Sirhan was sent back in time from 2026 to 1968 to eliminate RFK Jr long before he could do irreparable damage to America's health - and he just got the wrong guy.
September 6, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but I'm beginning to wonder if Sirhan Sirhan was sent back in time from 2026 to 1968 to eliminate RFK Jr long before he could do irreparable damage to America's health - and he just got the wrong guy.
So like the Emperor Ferdinand of Austria - enfeebled by epilepsy, every decision was taken by his ministers. As Wikipedia puts it...
When told he could not have apricot dumplings (Marillenknödel) because apricots were out of season, he said "I am the Emperor, and I want dumplings!"
So like Trump.
When told he could not have apricot dumplings (Marillenknödel) because apricots were out of season, he said "I am the Emperor, and I want dumplings!"
So like Trump.
August 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
So like the Emperor Ferdinand of Austria - enfeebled by epilepsy, every decision was taken by his ministers. As Wikipedia puts it...
When told he could not have apricot dumplings (Marillenknödel) because apricots were out of season, he said "I am the Emperor, and I want dumplings!"
So like Trump.
When told he could not have apricot dumplings (Marillenknödel) because apricots were out of season, he said "I am the Emperor, and I want dumplings!"
So like Trump.
So proud of Big Balls and his achievements
August 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
So proud of Big Balls and his achievements
This reminds me of the excruciating grovelling performed by slimey Jack Straw on Condoleeza Rice over 20 years ago. Euww!
August 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This reminds me of the excruciating grovelling performed by slimey Jack Straw on Condoleeza Rice over 20 years ago. Euww!
It was bound to happen sooner or later
July 31, 2025 at 6:49 AM
It was bound to happen sooner or later
Perhaps he is a Habsburg, like Charles II of Spain.
July 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Perhaps he is a Habsburg, like Charles II of Spain.
Matt Goodwin is right, London is a hellhole. I saw this rabble this morning with their "colourful" national costumes and primitive banners. They said they were catching swans - to eat, no doubt. I phoned the police but they told me to stop wasting their time. Typical.
July 14, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Matt Goodwin is right, London is a hellhole. I saw this rabble this morning with their "colourful" national costumes and primitive banners. They said they were catching swans - to eat, no doubt. I phoned the police but they told me to stop wasting their time. Typical.
