Swan-may
@swanmay.bsky.social
(Ze/hir, 32) TTRPG homebrew aficionado, baseball enjoyer, and fungi appreciator.
A Menagerie of Monstrosities is a collection of magical mishaps, arcane servitors, and otherwise mage-made bad ideas. It's a little longer than the usual and has no variants this time! I'm really fond of the talking cannon with a Napoleon personality.
drive.google.com/file/d/1ZOOK...
drive.google.com/file/d/1ZOOK...
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
A Menagerie of Monstrosities is a collection of magical mishaps, arcane servitors, and otherwise mage-made bad ideas. It's a little longer than the usual and has no variants this time! I'm really fond of the talking cannon with a Napoleon personality.
drive.google.com/file/d/1ZOOK...
drive.google.com/file/d/1ZOOK...
(Statblock WIP)
Haven't written the descriptive text yet but yes, it is straight up a dolly maid who defends her witch's house from intruders with cutlery, cleaning supplies, and the thermostat. I do already have a Dire Summoner statblock too, so the witch is already out there...
Haven't written the descriptive text yet but yes, it is straight up a dolly maid who defends her witch's house from intruders with cutlery, cleaning supplies, and the thermostat. I do already have a Dire Summoner statblock too, so the witch is already out there...
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
(Statblock WIP)
Haven't written the descriptive text yet but yes, it is straight up a dolly maid who defends her witch's house from intruders with cutlery, cleaning supplies, and the thermostat. I do already have a Dire Summoner statblock too, so the witch is already out there...
Haven't written the descriptive text yet but yes, it is straight up a dolly maid who defends her witch's house from intruders with cutlery, cleaning supplies, and the thermostat. I do already have a Dire Summoner statblock too, so the witch is already out there...
30 seconds after this screenshot, the third baseman misses the easiest pop foul in baseball history.
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
30 seconds after this screenshot, the third baseman misses the easiest pop foul in baseball history.
The universe sensed I was following Licey and is responding accordingly. It's like I'm really watching the Mets.
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The universe sensed I was following Licey and is responding accordingly. It's like I'm really watching the Mets.
Really kicking myself for not clocking that The Snake is unsuitable as a cover image because it's not portrait. It's *such* a good painting for what I'm going for, and I got really attached to it, but it's just not the right aspect for the job.
October 31, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Really kicking myself for not clocking that The Snake is unsuitable as a cover image because it's not portrait. It's *such* a good painting for what I'm going for, and I got really attached to it, but it's just not the right aspect for the job.
FINALLY MLB.TV got their shit together and are broadcasting the Tuscon game. Very sad to have missed opening day, relieved that I can finally watch Tuscon.
Really gotta get a mascot tho, it's giving "Washington Football Team" which we should reserve as a badge of shame for evil teams.
Really gotta get a mascot tho, it's giving "Washington Football Team" which we should reserve as a badge of shame for evil teams.
October 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
FINALLY MLB.TV got their shit together and are broadcasting the Tuscon game. Very sad to have missed opening day, relieved that I can finally watch Tuscon.
Really gotta get a mascot tho, it's giving "Washington Football Team" which we should reserve as a badge of shame for evil teams.
Really gotta get a mascot tho, it's giving "Washington Football Team" which we should reserve as a badge of shame for evil teams.
And, catching us up to the Bluesky era, A Gaggle of Ghouls is a seasonally-appropriate assortment of undead. Lots of variations on classics and the occasional weird swerve to keep players guessing. Mild CW: Cancer for the very last monster.
drive.google.com/file/d/1B_v9...
drive.google.com/file/d/1B_v9...
October 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
And, catching us up to the Bluesky era, A Gaggle of Ghouls is a seasonally-appropriate assortment of undead. Lots of variations on classics and the occasional weird swerve to keep players guessing. Mild CW: Cancer for the very last monster.
drive.google.com/file/d/1B_v9...
drive.google.com/file/d/1B_v9...
Back to monsters, I did the very fun Deluge of Demons -- though it was originally called Directory of Demons (renamed because it confused folks). I tried to not be too flagrant about it, but this whole packet is a love letter to Demon's Souls.
drive.google.com/file/d/15jaB...
drive.google.com/file/d/15jaB...
October 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Back to monsters, I did the very fun Deluge of Demons -- though it was originally called Directory of Demons (renamed because it confused folks). I tried to not be too flagrant about it, but this whole packet is a love letter to Demon's Souls.
drive.google.com/file/d/15jaB...
drive.google.com/file/d/15jaB...
I took a break from monsters to remaster Luke Walker's great Frog Princess module from Blue Rose 1e, into 2e. It's my favorite 1e-era scenario and I wanted more people to experience, but I ended up reorganizing and rewriting big chunks towards 2025 sensibilities.
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
October 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I took a break from monsters to remaster Luke Walker's great Frog Princess module from Blue Rose 1e, into 2e. It's my favorite 1e-era scenario and I wanted more people to experience, but I ended up reorganizing and rewriting big chunks towards 2025 sensibilities.
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
Third was A Bounty of Beasts, a pile of beast-type enemies that I had wished were in FAGE. This was probably the most fun I've ever had devving monsters, because magical beasts are just fun to think about. How does a cavelizard who flashbangs prey live?
drive.google.com/file/d/1hKuj...
drive.google.com/file/d/1hKuj...
October 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Third was A Bounty of Beasts, a pile of beast-type enemies that I had wished were in FAGE. This was probably the most fun I've ever had devving monsters, because magical beasts are just fun to think about. How does a cavelizard who flashbangs prey live?
drive.google.com/file/d/1hKuj...
drive.google.com/file/d/1hKuj...
Second up was A Multitude of Mages, a collection of casters that don't require compiling your own spell list and cross-referencing the spells chapter for FAGE. I have since done a "remaster" for it that brought it up to the basic quality of my later releases.
drive.google.com/file/d/1z3Tt...
drive.google.com/file/d/1z3Tt...
October 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Second up was A Multitude of Mages, a collection of casters that don't require compiling your own spell list and cross-referencing the spells chapter for FAGE. I have since done a "remaster" for it that brought it up to the basic quality of my later releases.
drive.google.com/file/d/1z3Tt...
drive.google.com/file/d/1z3Tt...
It's been a while but the my newest Fantasy AGE monster packet is finally done! A Gaggle of Ghouls is a seasonally-appropriate collection of undead meant to properly intimidating your players, and add an unsettling atmosphere to your adventures.
drive.google.com/file/d/1B_v9...
drive.google.com/file/d/1B_v9...
October 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
It's been a while but the my newest Fantasy AGE monster packet is finally done! A Gaggle of Ghouls is a seasonally-appropriate collection of undead meant to properly intimidating your players, and add an unsettling atmosphere to your adventures.
drive.google.com/file/d/1B_v9...
drive.google.com/file/d/1B_v9...
Yoshiyuki Tomino's 1977-1986 streak has got to be the most impressive decade for an anime creative ever. Every show on this list is *minimum* one of the best of its era. Two spawned subgenres, five are considered classics. This is Go Nagai-tier.
October 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Yoshiyuki Tomino's 1977-1986 streak has got to be the most impressive decade for an anime creative ever. Every show on this list is *minimum* one of the best of its era. Two spawned subgenres, five are considered classics. This is Go Nagai-tier.
Friend with friend in the anus is probably the funniest euphemism I've ever read
2 Enoch 34:2
2 Enoch 34:2
September 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Friend with friend in the anus is probably the funniest euphemism I've ever read
2 Enoch 34:2
2 Enoch 34:2
I would *really* like to know what the confidential resolution was, because that really determines whether this is a good outcome or not. At least wayback is protected?
September 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I would *really* like to know what the confidential resolution was, because that really determines whether this is a good outcome or not. At least wayback is protected?
X-Files will occasionally totally ambush you with one of the funniest lines ever
August 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
X-Files will occasionally totally ambush you with one of the funniest lines ever
I'm reasonably confident the actual script isn't LLM, but it does have the standard amount of Pagan misinformation. I gotta say -- Kaliak is a new one. And this isn't an automatically generated chapter note, it was manually inserted here and in the CC.
August 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I'm reasonably confident the actual script isn't LLM, but it does have the standard amount of Pagan misinformation. I gotta say -- Kaliak is a new one. And this isn't an automatically generated chapter note, it was manually inserted here and in the CC.
Watching a Moon Books Publishing video on a lark -- you know, the Pagan Portals book series people-- and while I didn't expect careful research I didn't imagine they would put out absolute dogshit text-to-image AI slop on their main youtube channel.
August 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Watching a Moon Books Publishing video on a lark -- you know, the Pagan Portals book series people-- and while I didn't expect careful research I didn't imagine they would put out absolute dogshit text-to-image AI slop on their main youtube channel.
In lighter news, am I dreaming? Is this really a Mets box score? Consistent offensive performance for 7 innings? We're winning so comfortably that the announcers are faffing around?
August 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
In lighter news, am I dreaming? Is this really a Mets box score? Consistent offensive performance for 7 innings? We're winning so comfortably that the announcers are faffing around?
Issac
-Family board game night is going great for Abraham, I guess! Or gambling, who knows!
-Sarah continues her evil arc where she bullies a child, and god says "fuck that hoe and her rat". Hagar's mistreatment has always really bothered me. Hagar abandons Ishmael in this fucking movie??
-Family board game night is going great for Abraham, I guess! Or gambling, who knows!
-Sarah continues her evil arc where she bullies a child, and god says "fuck that hoe and her rat". Hagar's mistreatment has always really bothered me. Hagar abandons Ishmael in this fucking movie??
August 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Issac
-Family board game night is going great for Abraham, I guess! Or gambling, who knows!
-Sarah continues her evil arc where she bullies a child, and god says "fuck that hoe and her rat". Hagar's mistreatment has always really bothered me. Hagar abandons Ishmael in this fucking movie??
-Family board game night is going great for Abraham, I guess! Or gambling, who knows!
-Sarah continues her evil arc where she bullies a child, and god says "fuck that hoe and her rat". Hagar's mistreatment has always really bothered me. Hagar abandons Ishmael in this fucking movie??
Lot
-Hi peter o'toole! Promoted to angel I see!
-The Sodomites are obviously gay sex goofballs, but the scene is so surreal that I almost want to give it a pass despite the tedious homophobia
-OH MY GODS THE FIRE OF SODOM IS A NUKE
-For some reason Edith!PillarOfSalt looks like a dildo?
-Hi peter o'toole! Promoted to angel I see!
-The Sodomites are obviously gay sex goofballs, but the scene is so surreal that I almost want to give it a pass despite the tedious homophobia
-OH MY GODS THE FIRE OF SODOM IS A NUKE
-For some reason Edith!PillarOfSalt looks like a dildo?
August 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Lot
-Hi peter o'toole! Promoted to angel I see!
-The Sodomites are obviously gay sex goofballs, but the scene is so surreal that I almost want to give it a pass despite the tedious homophobia
-OH MY GODS THE FIRE OF SODOM IS A NUKE
-For some reason Edith!PillarOfSalt looks like a dildo?
-Hi peter o'toole! Promoted to angel I see!
-The Sodomites are obviously gay sex goofballs, but the scene is so surreal that I almost want to give it a pass despite the tedious homophobia
-OH MY GODS THE FIRE OF SODOM IS A NUKE
-For some reason Edith!PillarOfSalt looks like a dildo?