The things I’ve heard, and expect to hear more of, in the steam room at the YMCA
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The things I’ve heard, and expect to hear more of, in the steam room at the YMCA
I haven’t had a good tree potato since one thousand nine hundred three thirties and six
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I haven’t had a good tree potato since one thousand nine hundred three thirties and six
If you click through it’s referring to Carl Newton and Ed da Vinci
November 20, 2025 at 12:03 PM
If you click through it’s referring to Carl Newton and Ed da Vinci
If they were web developers it would be JQuery all the way down
November 19, 2025 at 5:34 AM
If they were web developers it would be JQuery all the way down
This immediately had me googling "ultralight portable fire cover curfew for backpacking"
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This immediately had me googling "ultralight portable fire cover curfew for backpacking"
Burning three cards in Hot Streak comes to mind – for some reason I almost always forget to do this in the second round, and it's fine.
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Burning three cards in Hot Streak comes to mind – for some reason I almost always forget to do this in the second round, and it's fine.
I was skeptical but my friend brought proper shovels to the beach once and for three days we were as gods
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I was skeptical but my friend brought proper shovels to the beach once and for three days we were as gods
I mean, if there’s one thing modern fantasy has really drilled into my head, it’s “don’t mess with elves.” Keebler is the exception that proves the rule, and even there I kind of suspect their crops are watered with the blood of their enemies.
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I mean, if there’s one thing modern fantasy has really drilled into my head, it’s “don’t mess with elves.” Keebler is the exception that proves the rule, and even there I kind of suspect their crops are watered with the blood of their enemies.
MOON WITCH, SPIDER KING by Marlon James. It's "African Game of Thrones" in the same way that Locked Tomb is "lesbian necromancers in space" – easy tagline belying unfathomable depth and style. Each book in the trilogy tells the same story through a different unreliable narrator and it's gobsmacking.
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
MOON WITCH, SPIDER KING by Marlon James. It's "African Game of Thrones" in the same way that Locked Tomb is "lesbian necromancers in space" – easy tagline belying unfathomable depth and style. Each book in the trilogy tells the same story through a different unreliable narrator and it's gobsmacking.
Proposing "eudicide" as clinical shorthand for the death of a journalistic outlet. As in, "we report, eudicide."
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Proposing "eudicide" as clinical shorthand for the death of a journalistic outlet. As in, "we report, eudicide."
Pretty much all of them bsky.app/profile/magi...
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Pretty much all of them bsky.app/profile/magi...
I always get my ass kicked by elves and you’ve really nailed their unhinged sylvanity
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I always get my ass kicked by elves and you’ve really nailed their unhinged sylvanity
Not at the time but I’d kill for a desktop that looked like that now.
November 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Not at the time but I’d kill for a desktop that looked like that now.
The mentos really go off at 60-70 degrees
November 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The mentos really go off at 60-70 degrees
I voted for this with my aloof wife
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I voted for this with my aloof wife
They’re justified and they’re aaaancient
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
They’re justified and they’re aaaancient
YMMV but as I get older elastic waistbands and crew necks have caused the guy in the mirror to morph from “chilling out” to “down on his luck” and I’m expecting this to get worse over time.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
YMMV but as I get older elastic waistbands and crew necks have caused the guy in the mirror to morph from “chilling out” to “down on his luck” and I’m expecting this to get worse over time.
Feel like I only started saying "sweater cows" under Biden
October 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Feel like I only started saying "sweater cows" under Biden
Sonic the Hedgehog drowning song
October 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Sonic the Hedgehog drowning song
This is the skeet, all the rest is commentary
October 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This is the skeet, all the rest is commentary
$20 Sack Pyramid was load bearing
October 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
$20 Sack Pyramid was load bearing
Carl W. Stalling or car'll be stalling, who's with me
October 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Carl W. Stalling or car'll be stalling, who's with me