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November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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portland is incredibly annoying (complementary)
Un-presidented brass band at city hall in Portland tonight celebrating the release of their clarinet player from federal custody
October 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Goblin Mode
Kobolde Style
Bugbear Gestalt
Githyanki Modus Operandi
Ogre It ys A Whooooole Deal
Hill Troll Grande Scheme of Thinges
October 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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album art in the 90’s: yeah just stylize a naked baby like a cherub and put it near something gross
October 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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they used to play pearl jam all the time at the pool growing up, and that stone temple pilots song too. just back to back to back. kids were bobbing up to the surface like dead fish for years and they finally found out it was because they’d try to stay underwater until the songs were over
September 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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The beerita, a margarita-like drink with beer, is a refreshing cocktail that’s incredibly easy to assemble. Here’s why that is bad news for Democrats.
August 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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August 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Hooray!

For all y’all new players on Switch:
We’ve been doing A Year of UFO 50 since the initial launch, a weekly book club podcast, one game/episode per week.

We’re almost at the end, but you should start at the start!

Here’s our intro episode for the series:

eggplant.show/ep-a-year-of...
🍒 Whoa, what's this?!

UFO 50 is available right now on #NintendoSwitch!

#UFO50 #IndieWorld
August 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Regional cola reviewer
What job are you extremely unlikely to ever get that you think you would kick ass at?

I think I could book compelling wrestling storylines.
July 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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All cities are "walkable" if you don't mind getting hit by cars.
July 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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well I just hope the next game genre to become inexplicably popular, after small-budget chaotic co-op experiences, is extremely bleak text-heavy systemic narratives
July 22, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Women are lagging behind on going bankrupt on DraftKings, drinking themselves to death, and fist-fighting anyone who looks at them funny on the subway but they can catch up.
June 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand
June 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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look, I don’t have much positive to say about jobs right now. but growing your creative skills is never a waste. in a world that prioritizes “good enough for non-experts” and the simulacra of competence, growing a practice of critical and artistic thought helps you from sliding down into the muck.
May 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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explaining to my parents that the C- on my report card is due to my brain having a 28 percent hallucination rate over the semester, which is currently within industry standards
May 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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it's the weekend: time to schedule out the two full days of rest, two full days of chores, and two full days of fulfilling activities. if you are wondering which to prioritize, remember that you need all of them to make it through the next week.
April 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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When seasonal depression closes a door, it opens a window for seasonal allergies
March 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.
March 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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DRM and big tech's war on ownership has led me to make my own media libraries, and you should too.

🔗 www.404media.co/the-digital-...
February 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I don't think there's ever been an administration populated with this many people who definitely don't like alternative rock
February 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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sucks that this is all happening in an era where we’re burdened with the knowledge that cigarettes are bad for you
February 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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SHARE WIDELY.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.

You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.

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January 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Scream this shit from the highest walls
NEW: My staff just got ahold of this memo from House Budget Committee Republicans. It's lengthy and hard to digest but it tells us exactly how Republicans plan to sell out the American people for another round of tax cuts to the rich. We're breaking down the highlights as we go:
www.finance.senate.gov
January 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM