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Blue_haired swamp witch
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Here because elon is a dick
Probably already had too much coffee
She/they
Heavily vaccinated
Low tolerance for the terminally stupid
May bite if provoked
Manawatū , NZ
All my pantry storage jars are 70s sanitarium big barrel shaped peanut butter jars and half my preserving jars were once instant coffee jars from the same era (the thread fits green agee rings and seals)
February 17, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Edie seems breed standard then. I regularly wake up to obsessive girlfriend meme style hugs from a comatose 42kg smoll delicate boi. He's even clingy while asleep
February 4, 2024 at 3:24 AM
33 in the shade under my carport grape vine in Feilding rn
January 22, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Stuff half a scooped out marrow then serve in slices
January 18, 2024 at 6:57 PM
I do mince with tomato,italian herbs etc and top with cheese. Sort of a pizza marrow .
January 18, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Didn't matter though as at that stage the internet was just cat pictures, IRC and neurospicy hobby pages. It didn't need much
January 17, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Bubba
January 17, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Same. Halfway through Wee free men. Rereading the entire Tiffany series because, *gestures everywhere*
January 17, 2024 at 4:08 AM
I have two of my adult children at home . I think a lot of my generation do now. Rentals with no gardens next door are $700 a week and that's in Feilding
January 15, 2024 at 10:52 PM
I saw a study somewhere that about 80 percent of antivaxxers self identified a childhood of nightmare abuse or neglect . It's not an opinion position it's a CTSD symptom.
January 13, 2024 at 8:34 AM
Her whole family are actually really nice in rl too
January 12, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Kaikohe's best export
January 12, 2024 at 4:02 AM
At 6 foot I am apparently a mythological cryptid
January 8, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Swayze won sexiest man alive in 1991. I personally reckon he was just the stunt double and I married the real winner
January 8, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Hella flashback.
Remove the accent and just listen to pitch etc and even the voice is a fair match to his at 19...
January 8, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Iced
January 8, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Also it's 30 degrees at my house . Far too hot for smutty thoughts
January 8, 2024 at 4:14 AM
😉As I have chosen to keep him around for over 3 decades I'm sure a wordly woman like yourself can fill in the blanks without any help...lol
January 8, 2024 at 4:13 AM
So you don't want any highly factual double entendres then?...
January 8, 2024 at 4:08 AM