kelpie
@swamphorsey.bsky.social
designated horny account. blanket warning on this page for monsterfucking, kink, and noncon. i used to say i was "on twitter until the artists left", and then they did, so now i'm here.
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oh no she dropped something
October 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
oh no she dropped something
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The pining of a pirate for his treasure~
and the hunger of a sea maiden for her prey
#KingRaid #MermaidAU #ShipArt
and the hunger of a sea maiden for her prey
#KingRaid #MermaidAU #ShipArt
November 24, 2024 at 5:45 AM
The pining of a pirate for his treasure~
and the hunger of a sea maiden for her prey
#KingRaid #MermaidAU #ShipArt
and the hunger of a sea maiden for her prey
#KingRaid #MermaidAU #ShipArt
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Kinktober Day 6 - Spanking
October 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Kinktober Day 6 - Spanking
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zoemira brainrot
August 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
zoemira brainrot
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"Couch couch couch!"
Hey everyone, here's my version of the K-pop Demon Hunters trio, enjoying their well deserved ... couch ;)
You can find the full version in the link in the signature ;)
#KPOPDEMONHUNTERS
Hey everyone, here's my version of the K-pop Demon Hunters trio, enjoying their well deserved ... couch ;)
You can find the full version in the link in the signature ;)
#KPOPDEMONHUNTERS
September 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
"Couch couch couch!"
Hey everyone, here's my version of the K-pop Demon Hunters trio, enjoying their well deserved ... couch ;)
You can find the full version in the link in the signature ;)
#KPOPDEMONHUNTERS
Hey everyone, here's my version of the K-pop Demon Hunters trio, enjoying their well deserved ... couch ;)
You can find the full version in the link in the signature ;)
#KPOPDEMONHUNTERS
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Oh you assumed the cartoon character getting plowed is consenting because they look happy? How naïve. They're pretending because they were coerced by the other character. There's actually untold amounts of abuse happening to cartoon characters behind the scenes. We must take waifu welfare seriously
September 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Oh you assumed the cartoon character getting plowed is consenting because they look happy? How naïve. They're pretending because they were coerced by the other character. There's actually untold amounts of abuse happening to cartoon characters behind the scenes. We must take waifu welfare seriously
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"How badly a cartoon character gets treated isn't the problem, the problem is that people might be jacking off to impure thoughts" literally who gives a shit you insufferable god-fearing fucking wimp go back to the kids' table
September 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"How badly a cartoon character gets treated isn't the problem, the problem is that people might be jacking off to impure thoughts" literally who gives a shit you insufferable god-fearing fucking wimp go back to the kids' table
As usual, Bluesky welcomed NSFW content of all kinds when it needed to add numbers to its userbase, and now is turning on those users so they can suck up to someone or get more money or whatever. idk man I'm so tired, bsky really did speedrun twitter
Thank you to the 14,000+ people who shared feedback on our community guidelines! We’re updating our rules for clarity, strengthening enforcement, and introducing product changes for healthier conversations. New guidelines kick in Oct 15. bsky.social/about/blog/0...
Building Healthier Social Media: Updated Guidelines and New Features - Bluesky
Public discourse on social media has grown toxic and divisive, but unlike other platforms, Bluesky is building a social web that empowers people instead of exploiting them.
bsky.social
September 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
As usual, Bluesky welcomed NSFW content of all kinds when it needed to add numbers to its userbase, and now is turning on those users so they can suck up to someone or get more money or whatever. idk man I'm so tired, bsky really did speedrun twitter
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Huge opportunity for some startup platform to do the funniest thing ever (be normal)
September 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Huge opportunity for some startup platform to do the funniest thing ever (be normal)
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September 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Play with friends
Models by LeGuymelef, KenjjooNSFW
Models by LeGuymelef, KenjjooNSFW
September 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Play with friends
Models by LeGuymelef, KenjjooNSFW
Models by LeGuymelef, KenjjooNSFW
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There's a new bounty she needs help with
September 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
There's a new bounty she needs help with
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More from this patreon post back in May! Voyeur Vender ✨
September 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
More from this patreon post back in May! Voyeur Vender ✨
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August 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Hey Americans, if this passes you'll be uploading your ID to every social media and website to access it.
Be aware that another shitty bill has been introduced: The SCREEN Act.
If passed, it would require Full. Age. Verification.
Like KOSA, call all your reps & tell them what a horrible idea this is.
Spread this pls.
Link: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
#screenact #badinternetbills
#stopkosa
If passed, it would require Full. Age. Verification.
Like KOSA, call all your reps & tell them what a horrible idea this is.
Spread this pls.
Link: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
#screenact #badinternetbills
#stopkosa
www.congress.gov
August 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Hey Americans, if this passes you'll be uploading your ID to every social media and website to access it.
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A reminder not to let the National Center On Sexual Exploitation's official-sounding name fool you: they're the rebranded busybody group "Morality In Media", whom you might remember from such hits as "Trying to have Life Of Brian pulled from theatres" and "trying to connect queerness to mass murder"
NCOSE takes a swing. As I predicted, they're a key player in all of this. They've been obsessed with Steam since 2018, when Steam actually opened the door to adult content after NCOSE tried to get a ton of visual novels (like HuniePop) pulled
August 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
A reminder not to let the National Center On Sexual Exploitation's official-sounding name fool you: they're the rebranded busybody group "Morality In Media", whom you might remember from such hits as "Trying to have Life Of Brian pulled from theatres" and "trying to connect queerness to mass murder"
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✨Femboy Rosalin✨
Old request for patrons.
Old request for patrons.
August 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
✨Femboy Rosalin✨
Old request for patrons.
Old request for patrons.
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Before you ask, no, it won't fit
August 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Before you ask, no, it won't fit
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We shall do some dragon fucking
August 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
We shall do some dragon fucking
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Let’s slap that censorship in its 🤡 face with some nice booba
July 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Let’s slap that censorship in its 🤡 face with some nice booba
