yes we know that's illegal in our state no we don't feel like fighting it we're exhausted and poor and focused on bigger things

I thought I saw the tooth fairy when I was like 6 and refused to go in my bedroom for WEEKS.

I have been saying this wrong my entire life and I always catch it well after the fact 😂 this is thanks to my grandmother calling it her "fake heart attack disease" for the last twenty years.

FUCK I MEANT CONGESTIVE SORRY