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swampgrump.bsky.social
Swampy
@swampgrump.bsky.social
63 followers 88 following 190 posts
they / them / their

i'm thirty, chill

heart 🫀eater / vine 🌿 keeper / book 📚 hoarder
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swampgrump.bsky.social
Where all the gay werewolf people on these apps 😭
September 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
swampgrump.bsky.social
I really just need an outlet to spare my friends and partner

#werewolves #gaywerewolves
September 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
swampgrump.bsky.social
hi 🧟‍♀️
just another midriff selfie in the mirror. i'm wearing loose camo joggers, a black CK boxer brief waistline sticks out over that. I'm holding up the hem of a green hoodie and black graphic tank top to show my belly. i have long dark hair and wear wide framed glasses.
September 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
swampgrump.bsky.social
My name is Goblin, I was just diagnosed with Congenital Heart Failure, and I like stressing out my parents. With a new prescription I'll be able to scare them for many more years!

(After a very scary four days, she is home from the vets and grumpy about it.)
close up of a seated, small, black and tan, domestic tabby with shaved ankles directly facing the camera. she is seated on a teal paisley floor mat in front of white cabinets and a white bin.
August 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
swampgrump.bsky.social
still can't believe i have two of these now
small black and brown tabby cat sits on my knee looming over small grey kitten at the corner of a bed
August 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
swampgrump.bsky.social
lazy lazy day
headless selfie with my arm crossed over my chest, my hip is peeking out of blue flannel sleep pants headless selfie with my arm crossed over my chest, my tank top is pulled up revealing my midriff
August 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
swampgrump.bsky.social
damn i finally figured out how to sign back in
it's me taking a mirror selfie, i'm pulling up the bottom of a black tank top with unbutton jeans while sitting on the arm of the sofa
August 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
swampgrump.bsky.social
idk 💀 hi
selfie of me, swampgrump, sitting to the right of the image in front of dark grey wall paneling. i'm wearing a thick brown flannel that's pulled closed over a black tee shirt. frizzy hair curls peak out over my shoulders from a black snapback being worn backwards. i have on thick hipster glasses and haven't shaved in a few days.
May 28, 2024 at 12:32 AM
swampgrump.bsky.social
this is all I can think of haha
Tyler Hoechlin as character Derek Hale from MTV's Teen Wolf saying "Start the car, or I'm gonna rip your throat out. With my teeth." Derek is pale and sickly, with spiked black hair and a dark tee shirt on in the passenger seat of a Jeep.
August 15, 2023 at 1:58 PM
swampgrump.bsky.social
Ursula
Screen capture of Ursula from Kiki's Delivery Service; she is smiling widely and has widely opened dark eyes, her hair is long, brown, and tied up in a ponytail. She is wearing a red tank top tucked into blue denim bottoms.
August 11, 2023 at 1:42 AM
swampgrump.bsky.social
Let's have a fairy tea party together!

What is your teacup?

What are you wearing?

What are your wings?

What is your familiar?
An multi-tonal earthenware coffee cup, the bottom is dark brown, the center is ringed with honey toned honeycomb patterns, and the lip is a creamy and patchy white. Sheets of moss hang off hidden branches. A dobsonfly resting on grey wood. The fly has a flat, wide head with thick pincers; textured, chain like antennae; and long, translucent, mottled, grey wings. Photocopy of the River Troll illustration from the Spiderwick Chronicle's field guide. A hump-backed, web-fingered creature floats mostly underwater. Moss grows from the humped back and top of the head. The troll has a nose similar to a water-logged branch and a long mane. Cursive text on the page describes physical and behavioral aspects of the troll.
August 7, 2023 at 7:15 PM
swampgrump.bsky.social
this might be a Cramorant but this is ACTUALLY That Vore Pokemon
Screenshot of the Pokemon Cramorant from mobile game Pokemon Unite. It is a squat, blue and grey bird with wide, round eyes and black, webbed feet. It is on a blue background with a list of related Pokemon Unite Pokemon card images below it.
August 6, 2023 at 9:34 PM
swampgrump.bsky.social
this might be a Duraludon but this is ACTUALLY The Polar Bear
Screenshot of the steel type Pokemon Duraludon from mobile game Pokemon Unite. Duraludon is a white, turret-like creature with large limbs. It is on a background that is half purple and half orange.
August 6, 2023 at 9:15 PM
swampgrump.bsky.social
we participated in a plant sale today and had such a cute time
selfie bluesky user swampgrump and their partner. Swampgrump is wearing thick, black glasses; a brown tee shirt that says "Anti Social"; an open, black button down shirt with white and light brown foliage designs on it. Their partner is wearing large sun glasses; a black polo shirt with floral and frond patterns on it, and grey-blue athletic pants. Both individuals are smiling widely. Photo depicts a blue, canopy tent over two folding tables covered with black and grey woven blankets. There are many succulents and tropical plants on display on the tables. A white board against the front of one table reads "Free Water, please take one" from on top of cases of bottled water and next to a red and white portable chest cooler.
July 29, 2023 at 6:46 PM
swampgrump.bsky.social
obsessed with this tee
bluesky user swampgrump taking a selfie from the driver's seat of a car holding up two fingers in a peace sign and wearing a black, corduroy snapback depicting Smokey Bear with the words "Only you can prevent wildfires"; a brown tee shirt with the words "anti social" embroidered on the chest; black rimmed glasses; and a wide, silver septum ring.
July 26, 2023 at 2:29 PM
swampgrump.bsky.social
i always look so hot before i go into work for the day
mirror selfie of bluesky user swampgrump lifting a black tank top to reveal my abdomen. i have long, dark hair swept over my left shoulder; glasses with large, black frames; and my black and metal phone is blocking half of my face.
July 22, 2023 at 5:33 PM
swampgrump.bsky.social
a picture on your phone with your energy, but not a selfie.
A white cat in sun glasses and a cowboy hat sits at the steering wheel of a vehicle while a white and striped cat perches on the dash.
July 9, 2023 at 12:10 PM
swampgrump.bsky.social
this rancher chick i know requested thirst traps so 🤷🏻
shirtless mirror selfie of bluesky user swampgrump posing with a raised middle finger and their hair down shirtless mirror selfie of bluesky user swampgrump's back showcasing a bumble bee tattoo
July 7, 2023 at 5:47 AM
swampgrump.bsky.social
Quoteskeet with a game that's nostalgic for you.
July 5, 2023 at 4:58 PM
swampgrump.bsky.social
the guy i'm seeing said i need a third therapist to address my "PPP" or plant purchasing problem because I got this philodendron splendid yesterday ✨
June 30, 2023 at 1:57 PM
swampgrump.bsky.social
my new philodendron
June 28, 2023 at 1:41 AM