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alex
@swampdickhead.bsky.social
trying not to be observed
he/they, 32
autistic bpd mess
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also,, ugh big lymph node can you not
January 23, 2026 at 1:30 PM
i’m trying to decide whether i should bite the bullet and get some promarkers because i cannot stand the streamlines and leakiness of these pens
January 23, 2026 at 1:27 PM
now we are fuckin cooking
January 20, 2026 at 1:56 PM
also my knee braces fall down a looooot, they don’t stay in place like they should, bc my knees are maltracked, too high up and off centre. when in doubt - Too Many Safety Pins
combined with the walking stick wrist strap i made (hand-sewn v neatly!!!) i feel unintentionally cripplepunk
January 20, 2026 at 3:25 AM
god, i still can’t believe every thing i’ve been panicking about turned out okay despite one million catastrophes running through my head

what do you mean the community mental health team are actually helping? did i pass all their weird tests and prove myself mental enough for help? a bit sus rly
January 20, 2026 at 3:00 AM
oh hell yeah i get a support worker in 8 weeks, absolutely buzzing, tysm cmht
January 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
PIP review form came through on xmas eve, has to be back by the 15th of january, it takes 10 working days to return and no libraries are open for me to print my evidence out 🤠
December 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
gothmas cats (this is now my designated photo journal since the least amount of people are Watching Me here)
December 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
ouuuuuurgh psych appointment in a few hours kill me now (just make sure you get it right so i’m not even more traumatised and have to have MORE fucking psych appointments)
i guess we will find out if i need to get the therapy to rule them all faster if i show up sleep deprived and talking to myself
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
ROBOT KNEES
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
post-nut clarity where you realise you need to rearrange physio asap
what do you mean i had a wank and got hip impingement this is bullshit
October 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
fell over badly and now my good knee is my bad knee 😭 i’m so glad orthotics are giving me a brace for each knee i’m gonna need it
October 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
about to come out just to spite my terf uncle (and so i don’t have to shave to go see mum) what’s uppppppp
October 1, 2025 at 10:24 AM
also here’s my new cat leo who i inherited he’s a polite boy
September 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i felt pretty in my funeral outfit
September 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
if my fucking mates can stop dropping dead that would be lovely

i don’t want to be the one left behind
September 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
what the fuck does one wear to your goth pal’s funeral
like am i Allowed to be goth or is that inappropriate i can’t tell
September 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
not okay not okay not okay
August 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
friday: my lover came to stay🥺
saturday: alt pride with her and my girlfriend, my meta performed!
sunday: stardew valley and sims
tomorrow: new accessories to make the Pink Bedroom

next weekend starts with hollingworth lake evening date

i am Okay 🥰
August 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
doctors hate him! one boythings secret to getting medical professionals to actually do their jobs: medical special interest autism

(supporting multiple people with navigating the nhs at the same time probably isn’t helping my burnout that’s caused blepharitis lol)
August 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
oh yeah guess who finally got a formal hypermobile ehlers danlos syndrome diagnosis after decades (?) of fighting? THIS GUY! AND IT WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF EASY??
now i just need orthotics to hurry up with my anti dislocation kit
August 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
fuck yeah
August 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I CHECK THE DOORS CHECK THE WINDOWS AND PULL THE BLINDS! I CHECK THE CLOCK WONDERING WHAT HE’LL PULL THIS TIME! I HAVE A FEELING THAT NECROMANCERS OUTSIDE! AND IM JUST TRYING TO STAY QUIET
July 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
excellent birthday week off with some excellent beings
July 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
why not go to the fun fair as a date
July 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM