Just woke from a dream where I was being sued for wearing crocs into someone’s fancy restaurant.
October 14, 2023 at 11:26 AM
Just woke from a dream where I was being sued for wearing crocs into someone’s fancy restaurant.
“The rats don’t run this city, we do!”
September 24, 2023 at 2:32 PM
“The rats don’t run this city, we do!”
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a 1/2 lb beef patty (grilled) with swiss, sunny side up egg, dill pickles, spinach dip, gojuchang and grey poupon on a bagel
August 30, 2023 at 11:06 AM
a 1/2 lb beef patty (grilled) with swiss, sunny side up egg, dill pickles, spinach dip, gojuchang and grey poupon on a bagel
Art
August 29, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Art
Sometimes the void stares back…
August 28, 2023 at 1:43 AM
Sometimes the void stares back…
Say what you will about Marvel movies, but nothing fucks me up like the guardians of the galaxy movies do. Tears for days.
August 25, 2023 at 6:13 AM
Say what you will about Marvel movies, but nothing fucks me up like the guardians of the galaxy movies do. Tears for days.
You’ve been mistreated. There is nothing you owe.
August 25, 2023 at 5:03 AM
You’ve been mistreated. There is nothing you owe.
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GEORGE: i got funged!
JERRY: you got funged?
GEORGE: she funged me, jerry! funged!
JERRY: but i thought you two were nonfungible?
GEORGE: SO DID I!
ELAINE: i guess you couldn't right-click save this one, could you?
KRAMER, bursting in holding many apes: you guys will never believe what i just funged
JERRY: you got funged?
GEORGE: she funged me, jerry! funged!
JERRY: but i thought you two were nonfungible?
GEORGE: SO DID I!
ELAINE: i guess you couldn't right-click save this one, could you?
KRAMER, bursting in holding many apes: you guys will never believe what i just funged
August 23, 2023 at 6:18 PM
GEORGE: i got funged!
JERRY: you got funged?
GEORGE: she funged me, jerry! funged!
JERRY: but i thought you two were nonfungible?
GEORGE: SO DID I!
ELAINE: i guess you couldn't right-click save this one, could you?
KRAMER, bursting in holding many apes: you guys will never believe what i just funged
JERRY: you got funged?
GEORGE: she funged me, jerry! funged!
JERRY: but i thought you two were nonfungible?
GEORGE: SO DID I!
ELAINE: i guess you couldn't right-click save this one, could you?
KRAMER, bursting in holding many apes: you guys will never believe what i just funged
There’s two kinds of people in this world and you ain’t both of them.
August 25, 2023 at 4:02 AM
There’s two kinds of people in this world and you ain’t both of them.
Sometimes being angry is easier than facing the truth.
August 25, 2023 at 3:16 AM
Sometimes being angry is easier than facing the truth.
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yeah boss I’m taking my 15
August 24, 2023 at 9:35 PM
yeah boss I’m taking my 15
Biggest scumbag scam: cellphone companies that change change your plan and start charging you more without consent. Fiscal rape
August 24, 2023 at 9:56 PM
Biggest scumbag scam: cellphone companies that change change your plan and start charging you more without consent. Fiscal rape
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The Multiverse, but it’s every The Rock character
The multiverse, but it's every Tilda Swinton character
The multiverse, but it's every Udo Kier character
August 19, 2023 at 2:50 AM
The Multiverse, but it’s every The Rock character
What’s the equivalent expression to “getting railed” for a straight guy?
August 19, 2023 at 2:49 AM
What’s the equivalent expression to “getting railed” for a straight guy?
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Y'all LOOK at this deep sea NUGGET. 🧪
It's like a wee axololtl of the deep! https://www.popsci.com/environment/deepest-ocean-fish-recorded/
It's like a wee axololtl of the deep! https://www.popsci.com/environment/deepest-ocean-fish-recorded/
Say hello to the deepest-dwelling fish ever caught on camera
'We have spent over 15 years researching these deep snailfish; there is so much more to them than simply the depth.'
www.popsci.com
August 17, 2023 at 3:32 PM
Y'all LOOK at this deep sea NUGGET. 🧪
It's like a wee axololtl of the deep! https://www.popsci.com/environment/deepest-ocean-fish-recorded/
It's like a wee axololtl of the deep! https://www.popsci.com/environment/deepest-ocean-fish-recorded/
really putting the booty and leg into bootleg she is thick
August 17, 2023 at 1:51 AM
really putting the booty and leg into bootleg she is thick
Charles dickens had a son named Plorn….
August 16, 2023 at 9:15 PM
Charles dickens had a son named Plorn….
I’ve officially become a sparkling water guy and I hate myself for it.
August 16, 2023 at 8:12 PM
I’ve officially become a sparkling water guy and I hate myself for it.
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last night I was baking a batch of granola at the same time that my wife was making burgers for dinner. both of these bottles were out on the counter at the same time, and uhhhhhh we had a little mishap
August 15, 2023 at 4:30 PM
last night I was baking a batch of granola at the same time that my wife was making burgers for dinner. both of these bottles were out on the counter at the same time, and uhhhhhh we had a little mishap
