Witch Hats, not just for when grandma is visiting.

6 days after Soviet troops invaded Czechoslovakia in 1968, a Prague paper published these “10 Commandments”:
‘When a Soviet soldier comes to you, YOU:
1. Don’t know
2. Don’t care
3. Don’t tell
4. Don’t have
5. Don’t know how to
6. Don’t give
7. Can’t do
8. Don’t sell
9. Don’t show
10. Do nothing’

sure i could stop ending every sentence with “haha” but then how will people know im being approachable and friendly instead of cold and indifferent haha

#makeaterriblecomicday

birds

Y'know like are YOU hungry? Cuz i could go for a bite. Just like a little snack somewhere, if we see a cafe along the way. What? Oh nah nah not like a sit-down place, I'd just get like, a bagel or something.
- The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Pretending to Be Only a Little Hungry But He Knows What He Is

Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time

ready to "during pride month? :( " every minor inconvenience that comes my way #pride

Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:

1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;

2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;

3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.