sam 🌻
@swagsxo.bsky.social
board member of the trust the process department. kerry weaver hive. ketchup is for winners, Ted!
this week’s “keep it” is to @irathethird.bsky.social for leaving keep it. and during Leo season?! (all jokes aside you’re great and I hope whatever comes next for you is fulfilling and wonderful)
June 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
this week’s “keep it” is to @irathethird.bsky.social for leaving keep it. and during Leo season?! (all jokes aside you’re great and I hope whatever comes next for you is fulfilling and wonderful)
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imagine waking up with a crushing hangover and looking out the window and this is the first thing you see
Ed, the pet zebra that broke free and was running loose in Tennessee, has been captured and air-lifted to safety. Oh buddy, how you enjoyed it while you could.
June 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
imagine waking up with a crushing hangover and looking out the window and this is the first thing you see
respectfully I will learning about the fate of the Hawkins kids through reading the Wikipedia episode summaries, like a real adult
June 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
respectfully I will learning about the fate of the Hawkins kids through reading the Wikipedia episode summaries, like a real adult
bringing r*ben into the booth for the rhys homecoming is absolutely despicable
May 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
bringing r*ben into the booth for the rhys homecoming is absolutely despicable
trust me closing this at MSG is so much better than home
pacers I really need you to lock the fuck in
May 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
trust me closing this at MSG is so much better than home
pacers I really need you to lock the fuck in
May 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
pacers I really need you to lock the fuck in
watching this absolute stinker from minny
May 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
watching this absolute stinker from minny
WHAT AN INCREDIBLE EVENING TO BE A NOVA KNICKS HATER
May 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
WHAT AN INCREDIBLE EVENING TO BE A NOVA KNICKS HATER
a burnt hot dog and a ballgame, few things better
May 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
a burnt hot dog and a ballgame, few things better
a laugh track, but it’s literally just Bill Hader’s giggle
May 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
a laugh track, but it’s literally just Bill Hader’s giggle
spending my long weekend doing the proper things: watching all 11 episodes of everybody’s live with my emotional support stand up comedian John mulaney
May 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
spending my long weekend doing the proper things: watching all 11 episodes of everybody’s live with my emotional support stand up comedian John mulaney
my dad, a noted DWP fan, when he heard the news: “is it called the angel wears Gucci or something?”
The sequel to ‘The Devil Wears Prada’ is set for release on May 1st, 2026.
May 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
my dad, a noted DWP fan, when he heard the news: “is it called the angel wears Gucci or something?”
a drive that should have been a half hour took 2 hours so yes I will inhale a pizza and down some orange crushes, thanks!
May 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
a drive that should have been a half hour took 2 hours so yes I will inhale a pizza and down some orange crushes, thanks!
an absolutely incredible morning to be a nova Knicks hater
May 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
an absolutely incredible morning to be a nova Knicks hater
almost physically impossible to go to the mall without visiting my auntie anne
May 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
almost physically impossible to go to the mall without visiting my auntie anne
doing the wave in the 4th inning is despicable I’m sorry
May 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
doing the wave in the 4th inning is despicable I’m sorry
catching up on Hacks and god this show is both perfectly cast and perfectly written. if the Emmy’s were just, the comedy category would be a three way dogfight between hacks, Abbott, and gemstones. but they’re not, so the not-comedy the bear will sweep again
May 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
catching up on Hacks and god this show is both perfectly cast and perfectly written. if the Emmy’s were just, the comedy category would be a three way dogfight between hacks, Abbott, and gemstones. but they’re not, so the not-comedy the bear will sweep again
the Discourse if the Celtics come back from 3-1 without my archnemesis jayson tatum is going to be delicious
May 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
the Discourse if the Celtics come back from 3-1 without my archnemesis jayson tatum is going to be delicious
in what world did we actually need a live action lilo and stitch movie? am i a boomer for thinking to just leave the cartoon alone?
May 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
in what world did we actually need a live action lilo and stitch movie? am i a boomer for thinking to just leave the cartoon alone?
god gives her strongest soldiers (me) the toughest battles (going to the gym when it’s raining)
May 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
god gives her strongest soldiers (me) the toughest battles (going to the gym when it’s raining)
so as part of their charity auction, I think the Phillies should let people bid on the chance to race Kyle Schwarber around the bases. just to see who’s faster.
May 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
so as part of their charity auction, I think the Phillies should let people bid on the chance to race Kyle Schwarber around the bases. just to see who’s faster.
cavs on fraud watch? in my professional opinion, yikes!
May 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
cavs on fraud watch? in my professional opinion, yikes!
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"What's this flavor of La Croix?" It's Sunshine, my friend :) "But what is the flavor?" Why, it's... Wonder!"
May 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
"What's this flavor of La Croix?" It's Sunshine, my friend :) "But what is the flavor?" Why, it's... Wonder!"
5 days until cbp glizzy, mango cart, and grand slam iced latte
May 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
5 days until cbp glizzy, mango cart, and grand slam iced latte
bullying bryce harper every time he shows up on my screen, as is the way
May 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
bullying bryce harper every time he shows up on my screen, as is the way