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With great confidence comes great wonfidence.
This screams 90's point and click adventure game item that you find in a weird place but will need later.
December 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This screams 90's point and click adventure game item that you find in a weird place but will need later.
Trying to stay awake on the last day of the Con:
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Trying to stay awake on the last day of the Con:
Focus Cats doodled without looking while attending a conference.
October 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Focus Cats doodled without looking while attending a conference.
This Cold cannot be destroyed, Gimli, son of Glóin, by any craft that we here possess. It must be drowned deep in Chicken Noodle Soup to be cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.
September 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This Cold cannot be destroyed, Gimli, son of Glóin, by any craft that we here possess. It must be drowned deep in Chicken Noodle Soup to be cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.
Getting the car safety inspected.
July 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Getting the car safety inspected.
Number 7: Also not technically a Barbie but Babysitter Skipper with 3 stick on babies. I got two of these for Christmas one year. There's still one in the box in my parents' house somewhere.
July 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Number 7: Also not technically a Barbie but Babysitter Skipper with 3 stick on babies. I got two of these for Christmas one year. There's still one in the box in my parents' house somewhere.
Number 6: Not Technically a Barbie, but Sun Sensation Christie.
July 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Number 6: Not Technically a Barbie, but Sun Sensation Christie.
Number 5: This Babie Jeep and Horse Trailor (although I'm pretty sure my Jeep was blue)
July 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Number 5: This Babie Jeep and Horse Trailor (although I'm pretty sure my Jeep was blue)
Number 4: Ice Capades Barbie
July 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Number 4: Ice Capades Barbie
Number 3: This Barbie kitchen set
July 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Number 3: This Barbie kitchen set
Number 2: Dolls of the World, China
July 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Number 2: Dolls of the World, China
While we wait, I'm going to make a list of Barbies and Barbie accessories I remember having as a child in no particular order.
Number 1: Totally Hair Barbie and Totally Hair Ken.
Number 1: Totally Hair Barbie and Totally Hair Ken.
July 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
While we wait, I'm going to make a list of Barbies and Barbie accessories I remember having as a child in no particular order.
Number 1: Totally Hair Barbie and Totally Hair Ken.
Number 1: Totally Hair Barbie and Totally Hair Ken.
This is the 3rd day in a row I've been forced out of bed at an ungodly hour by my own grossness, and I gotta say it's made sunrises lose a bit of their lustre.
June 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
This is the 3rd day in a row I've been forced out of bed at an ungodly hour by my own grossness, and I gotta say it's made sunrises lose a bit of their lustre.
But, like, not sarcastically.
I am grotesque.
I am grotesque.
June 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
But, like, not sarcastically.
I am grotesque.
I am grotesque.
I brought them home and put them in all a small pot. They won't live, I told myself. They'll be wilted in the morning, and that's ok.
But no.
These mother fuckers have THRIVED.
In maybe four inches of dirt these flowers are unbothered, unburdened, just happy to be around.
But no.
These mother fuckers have THRIVED.
In maybe four inches of dirt these flowers are unbothered, unburdened, just happy to be around.
June 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I brought them home and put them in all a small pot. They won't live, I told myself. They'll be wilted in the morning, and that's ok.
But no.
These mother fuckers have THRIVED.
In maybe four inches of dirt these flowers are unbothered, unburdened, just happy to be around.
But no.
These mother fuckers have THRIVED.
In maybe four inches of dirt these flowers are unbothered, unburdened, just happy to be around.
The rump of the season.
May 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The rump of the season.
I finally found a red wine that understands me:
May 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I finally found a red wine that understands me:
