Swags
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With great confidence comes great wonfidence.
This screams 90's point and click adventure game item that you find in a weird place but will need later.
December 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This screams 90's point and click adventure game item that you find in a weird place but will need later.
Surely there's a word out there - probably German in origin - that expresses the jealousy you feel when other people in your house get to sleep in, but you have to get up and go to work.
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Surely there's a word out there - probably German in origin - that expresses the jealousy you feel when other people in your house get to sleep in, but you have to get up and go to work.
Earlier this morning, while getting ready for a funeral, the Spotify DJ decided to appropriately play a lot of sad instrumental music, and then out of the blue switched to "Don't Fear the Reaper".
Like.
Girl.
Like.
Girl.
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Earlier this morning, while getting ready for a funeral, the Spotify DJ decided to appropriately play a lot of sad instrumental music, and then out of the blue switched to "Don't Fear the Reaper".
Like.
Girl.
Like.
Girl.
On a scale of 1-10, how shameful would it be for me to fall asleep in the waiting room at my mechanic's?
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
On a scale of 1-10, how shameful would it be for me to fall asleep in the waiting room at my mechanic's?
When my friends and I play D&D, we usually have a potluck. This week, we pulled a Stardew Valley and made a community soup where we all brought an ingredient and hoped it would produce a good result. Well, the results are in, and we killed it.
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
When my friends and I play D&D, we usually have a potluck. This week, we pulled a Stardew Valley and made a community soup where we all brought an ingredient and hoped it would produce a good result. Well, the results are in, and we killed it.
Trying to stay awake on the last day of the Con:
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Trying to stay awake on the last day of the Con:
I hope someone else dresses up at work today. Otherwise, it looks like I'm really going through something.
October 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I hope someone else dresses up at work today. Otherwise, it looks like I'm really going through something.
Tried to dress up for dinner with friends tonight, but eventually gave up and leaned into the plain black tee and at least I washed esthetic.
October 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Tried to dress up for dinner with friends tonight, but eventually gave up and leaned into the plain black tee and at least I washed esthetic.
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What’s the strangest law or bylaw in the Municipal Archives? Elena found a good one! #AskAnArchivistDay
October 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What’s the strangest law or bylaw in the Municipal Archives? Elena found a good one! #AskAnArchivistDay
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Have questions for the Municipal Archives team? We’re celebrating #AskAnArchivistDay this Thursday, Oct. 16. Our archivists will be sharing fun facts and answering your questions throughout the day on Instagram and Facebook Stories & on Bluesky. Drop your question below & they’ll dig up the answer!
October 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Have questions for the Municipal Archives team? We’re celebrating #AskAnArchivistDay this Thursday, Oct. 16. Our archivists will be sharing fun facts and answering your questions throughout the day on Instagram and Facebook Stories & on Bluesky. Drop your question below & they’ll dig up the answer!
I tried to go swimming today, and the lake was so low I had to just squat in the water and hope for the best.
October 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I tried to go swimming today, and the lake was so low I had to just squat in the water and hope for the best.
Plans for the day:
* clean things that no one will notice I've cleaned
* be rewarded with ayce sushi
* clean things that no one will notice I've cleaned
* be rewarded with ayce sushi
October 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Plans for the day:
* clean things that no one will notice I've cleaned
* be rewarded with ayce sushi
* clean things that no one will notice I've cleaned
* be rewarded with ayce sushi
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Halifax Municipal Archives is hosting a Cogswell District Scan-a-thon on Oct. 25 from 1-4 p.m. at Central Library. Do you have any photos, slides or negatives of the homes, buildings or people once located in this reimagined neighbourhood? Share them with us at the event! Learn more: buff.ly/A4HNxJj
October 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Halifax Municipal Archives is hosting a Cogswell District Scan-a-thon on Oct. 25 from 1-4 p.m. at Central Library. Do you have any photos, slides or negatives of the homes, buildings or people once located in this reimagined neighbourhood? Share them with us at the event! Learn more: buff.ly/A4HNxJj
Focus Cats doodled without looking while attending a conference.
October 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Focus Cats doodled without looking while attending a conference.
I am not a good networker, even with people I already know.
October 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I am not a good networker, even with people I already know.
This Cold cannot be destroyed, Gimli, son of Glóin, by any craft that we here possess. It must be drowned deep in Chicken Noodle Soup to be cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.
September 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This Cold cannot be destroyed, Gimli, son of Glóin, by any craft that we here possess. It must be drowned deep in Chicken Noodle Soup to be cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.
Mahone Bay: I love that silly little town.
September 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Mahone Bay: I love that silly little town.
Why was it so hard to find cute cotton sheets for my big boy bed?
September 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Why was it so hard to find cute cotton sheets for my big boy bed?
An evening term of affection to my husband: baloney slut.
September 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
An evening term of affection to my husband: baloney slut.
Husband, while driving: Do you need to stop anywhere?
Me: Nah. Old Man Piss isn't knocking at my door.
Husband: What the fuck?
Me: Nah. Old Man Piss isn't knocking at my door.
Husband: What the fuck?
September 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Husband, while driving: Do you need to stop anywhere?
Me: Nah. Old Man Piss isn't knocking at my door.
Husband: What the fuck?
Me: Nah. Old Man Piss isn't knocking at my door.
Husband: What the fuck?
Husband: Is your head gone?
Me: ...
Headache. He meant headache.
Me: ...
Headache. He meant headache.
September 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Husband: Is your head gone?
Me: ...
Headache. He meant headache.
Me: ...
Headache. He meant headache.
I have had a headache for 4 days and I gotta tell you: not my fav.
September 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I have had a headache for 4 days and I gotta tell you: not my fav.
Life is like a box of chocolates, but death is like a bag (of chocolates).
August 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Life is like a box of chocolates, but death is like a bag (of chocolates).
My body: If you don't eat peanut butter and honey on toast this morning, I will literally set myself on fire.
Me: uh... okey dokey.
Me: uh... okey dokey.
August 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My body: If you don't eat peanut butter and honey on toast this morning, I will literally set myself on fire.
Me: uh... okey dokey.
Me: uh... okey dokey.