Swaffy Mulligan
@swaffymulligan.bsky.social
Name's Jim. Started here to add magic dust of positivity out to a specific person who happens to be the no doubt MOST beautiful person alive, whose 5 sense zones will "likely" never be known. One definitive "No" and I'm out. (And other shit too).
I'm sorry... I am getting a taste of understanding of how fucked this is. I am sorry.
January 31, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I'm sorry... I am getting a taste of understanding of how fucked this is. I am sorry.
Liberals: with the Melania movie coming out the Trump administration has created a microcosm of the world you enjoy: manufactired salvation.... thinking that "Hamilton" is the best thing ever because you "heard it from your well-to-do neighbor (who drinks your vodka when she comes over to chat),..
January 31, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Liberals: with the Melania movie coming out the Trump administration has created a microcosm of the world you enjoy: manufactired salvation.... thinking that "Hamilton" is the best thing ever because you "heard it from your well-to-do neighbor (who drinks your vodka when she comes over to chat),..
Obviously... the face I fall in love with every day is one you've curated. Because, also everyday, I wish to see that face transmit happiness and glee. Selfishly. Like when Delia licked your forehead (which could be curated too). So do I fall in love everyday, or is it a cross up? Is this real?
January 31, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Obviously... the face I fall in love with every day is one you've curated. Because, also everyday, I wish to see that face transmit happiness and glee. Selfishly. Like when Delia licked your forehead (which could be curated too). So do I fall in love everyday, or is it a cross up? Is this real?
"Thanks for leaving the towel closet open while you showered. Don't mind if I make myself at home." - TT.
January 30, 2026 at 4:01 AM
"Thanks for leaving the towel closet open while you showered. Don't mind if I make myself at home." - TT.
Can you be my last broken heart?
January 30, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Can you be my last broken heart?
Sometimes you get a "like" out of genuinity, other times because we know a "like" gives a boost to your socials and we think you need to thrive. So given this chosen tract of admiration and, at least, some legit love... the goal we're clamoring for, I shall go with the genuine-former from now on.
January 30, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Sometimes you get a "like" out of genuinity, other times because we know a "like" gives a boost to your socials and we think you need to thrive. So given this chosen tract of admiration and, at least, some legit love... the goal we're clamoring for, I shall go with the genuine-former from now on.
Most of time the idea that you're oblivious to this angle is held on hard to.
January 30, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Most of time the idea that you're oblivious to this angle is held on hard to.
Sir TT likes to lay on the part of the body most responsible for radiating the physical vibrations from the rasp of a 48-year-old-obese-man's tar-covered lungs.
January 30, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Sir TT likes to lay on the part of the body most responsible for radiating the physical vibrations from the rasp of a 48-year-old-obese-man's tar-covered lungs.
Reposted by Swaffy Mulligan
mamdani has been mayor of nyc for 29 days and has yet to institute sharia law or full communism. already a failure.
January 29, 2026 at 4:40 PM
mamdani has been mayor of nyc for 29 days and has yet to institute sharia law or full communism. already a failure.
If all of the various presented "faces" represent different fluidities then I'm sorry but I didn't notice. One face would be "Elsie is going to the opera tonight" and another would be "Elsie is sick, hasn't put makeup on, and needs soup down at the market". Same person* to me and I adore them all.
January 29, 2026 at 8:44 PM
If all of the various presented "faces" represent different fluidities then I'm sorry but I didn't notice. One face would be "Elsie is going to the opera tonight" and another would be "Elsie is sick, hasn't put makeup on, and needs soup down at the market". Same person* to me and I adore them all.
Looks like this whole thing started in 2024, late August early September.
January 29, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Looks like this whole thing started in 2024, late August early September.
There has to be more. People all over Earth, baited and waiting. Waiting for some new drop. A cat video, a fwd, an earnest and lovely share, an image. Your power must have affected others in this very same way. Not bad work for you. Just need to keep going. But I have competition. Myeh.
January 29, 2026 at 5:36 PM
There has to be more. People all over Earth, baited and waiting. Waiting for some new drop. A cat video, a fwd, an earnest and lovely share, an image. Your power must have affected others in this very same way. Not bad work for you. Just need to keep going. But I have competition. Myeh.
Ok... gimme a sec.... so... you moved away to, not only get away from cowpokes' lack of greater understanding of the "different from me" concept but also to free yourself of the cowpoke constructs they cling to. (Cool people can't leave a town and expect that town to be cooler afterward)
January 29, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Ok... gimme a sec.... so... you moved away to, not only get away from cowpokes' lack of greater understanding of the "different from me" concept but also to free yourself of the cowpoke constructs they cling to. (Cool people can't leave a town and expect that town to be cooler afterward)
Ooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
January 28, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Ooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Other oft-viewed childhood movies on VHS that I spent the latch-key time watching over and over, alone: The Blues Brothers, Top Gun, Die Hard, Silence of the Lambs, Romancing the Stone, Batman, and Splash.
January 28, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Other oft-viewed childhood movies on VHS that I spent the latch-key time watching over and over, alone: The Blues Brothers, Top Gun, Die Hard, Silence of the Lambs, Romancing the Stone, Batman, and Splash.
Growing up on the oft-viewed taped-from-HBO VHS of "Silver Bullet" (from the novella with this beautiful illustration of a cop getting de-faced) I would happily sit and go through all available lycanthropic media with you so we can get to the heart of the issue: Are werewolves underappreciated?
January 27, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Growing up on the oft-viewed taped-from-HBO VHS of "Silver Bullet" (from the novella with this beautiful illustration of a cop getting de-faced) I would happily sit and go through all available lycanthropic media with you so we can get to the heart of the issue: Are werewolves underappreciated?
Loathing my syntax this morning. Have to remember to proof read. We can't edit here.
January 27, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Loathing my syntax this morning. Have to remember to proof read. We can't edit here.
Me -" are you molting, eating or fucking?" Whatever that thing is, "Yes."
January 27, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Me -" are you molting, eating or fucking?" Whatever that thing is, "Yes."
Are Geese getting forced on us or are they "good" and "something we need?" but "not enough people have heard them"? Haven't heard them yet but see them mentioned everywhere.
January 27, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Are Geese getting forced on us or are they "good" and "something we need?" but "not enough people have heard them"? Haven't heard them yet but see them mentioned everywhere.