We're at the point in the year where I have no idea what day of the week it is and I no longer care. This is freedom, this is the way humans are meant to live

The Kismet bagels on Sansom is the worst design ever but they make a good sammie so, dysfunction at what cost 😭

LOL this book haunts my nightmares

Working at a restaurant is so fun like all night it’s “can we sit at that table?” “No” “why not it’s open” “we have a waitlist AND you’re just drinking, go upstairs” “but it’s packed” “it’s a Saturday night I don’t know what to tell you”

I’ll say it again but the bus being early should be illegal! What do you mean the 8:55 bus came at 8:48???

It really is unwell to think that your partner will never find another human being attractive while you’re in a relationship. Or that if they watch porn and the performer doesn’t look EXACTLY like you, then they don’t find you attractive. Like are you guys okay over there?

Former Amazon worker here; do not cross this picket line. Don't do it. Don't even order from them (unless absolutely necessary). They're a disgusting company to work for and the reason for my knee problems that required years of physical therapy.

Fuck Amazon. We stand with the workers! 👊🏻✨

Wowwww I simply can’t believe the bar is packed at 6pm on a Saturday 🤭 /s

Signed up for notice of new class action lawsuits and every email they send says “Exciting News!” as the title. It’s kind of dismal but it makes me laugh. Like yeah your data was leaked, but maybe you can get $2!

Some notes:

Wear a mask when needed
Start holiday shopping now so you don't need to rely on Amazon
Normalize giving thrifted gifts
Buy slow fashion
Wear thrifted clothing
Buy in-season produce
Be kind
Recycle
Donate when you can
Support your local library & shop used when you can't

#kindadvice

so i decided to mash Crazy In Love by Beyoncé with Kill The Turkey from the very first Bob’s Burgers Thanksgiving episode & this may have been the best decision i’ve ever made…😅

youtu.be/Lp-zKQMaTfk?...