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Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode
@ragesqwirrel.bsky.social
“Angel adjacent” gamer weirdo, “Good Morning!” and Oxford Comma apologist, chaos queen extraordinaire, crazy dog lady, and pain in the ass.
PSN: RageSqwirrel
XBox: RageSqwirrel
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Hello! New year, new bio? If you’re into:

🖤 🎮 Gaming
🖤 Horror movies (even bad ones)
🖤 Anime
🖤 JRPG/WRPGs
🖤 🎵Metal🤘🏻
🖤 Spending money on beautiful pain (tattoos)
🖤 love and kindness is 🐐
🖤 science
🖤 ☕️ coffeeeeee
🖤 dogs!!

We’ll get along!

Can I beat 52 games in 52 weeks this year? Gonna try!
If y’all can’t see the aurora tonight… for the first time in my 45 years on this planet it’s dipped far enough south that I can.. so.. here you go!
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I…. Yeah. Akitas are sooooo scary. 🙄🤣🤣🤣
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
On today’s episode of unconventional pets… I have a very clingy turkey. While trying to walk and rake… this is where he wants to be. He’s clearly dealing with the passing of his brother in an unexpected way.

Fun fact: I was terrified of these guys when I got him. Now I give him hugs daily lol
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Every so often he has two brain cells collide and has a thought…. Annnnnnd it’s gone.
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I don’t know what kind of pokemon he is… but he’s my favorite. 🥹
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Also, it’s N7 day.

Go play Mass Effect if you never have.

Play it again if you have.

That is all.
November 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’m sorry, I hate bringing the scum here but I figure we could all use a laugh on a Friday morning. The mental illness is real. Nevermind the logistics of that many camels.. why is anyone trying to pretend goat kebabs ain’t better than hot dogs. Be serious. 🤣🤣
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Oh look. It’s like we’d rather see children EAT. Hell yeah.
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Awww I hear the “I’m not perverted, I’m just Italian” jackass conceded. AWWW POVERINO… 🙄

🤣🤣🤣 happy for all my NY friends.
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Instead of No-Nut-November my neurospicy friends and I are practicing No Knowledge November.

Do we remember what we were doing? No. Do we know what we want to eat? No. Do we know who robbed the museum? No. Did we remember a deadline? No. Do we know anything? Not today, try again in December.
a white cat is laying on its back with the words no thought head empty above it
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November 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Woke up to nonsense about how I’m ignoring someone.. yeah. NOPE.

People need to stop feeling entitled to another’s time. Unless we’re in a relationship.. or I’m responsible for keeping you fed.. I 100% will respond whenever I get to it. That may be in 5 minutes, might be 5-10 business days.
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November 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It’s been a ride, but tis complete. I don’t know that I’ll go back and clean up achievements. But damn, what a masterpiece.
November 2, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Me, being the side quest whore that I am.. seeing “chapter 2” at 50 hours in..

Ha. Hahahahaha. It’s fine. Everything’s fine.
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November 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I try to stay out of political talk, for my own sanity, but lemme just state… fun fact.. I ain’t never hugged a man, hand up the back of their head, fingers in their hair, pressed against them, that I wasn’t involved with. Period.

Triflin ass behavior. No tiddy smush hugs for nobody.
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October 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
🙌
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I’ve been wildly unpresent. It’s been too much political doom and not enough doom song a la Gir. But.. whether you’re playing Arc Raiders, Powerwash Sim 2, or side quest whoring on Yotei still like me… or getting married tomorrow like 3 of you! Yay! I love you all. I hope you’re all well! ❤️
October 31, 2025 at 5:23 AM
It took a surprisingly low number of attempts to hit the golf ball picky uppy thingie.

To the man driving it? I am not sorry. You knew the risks. You’re still loved. It will most likely happen again.
October 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It’s literally one of my favorite things when I get to make Sushi… a sushi.
October 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Mentally I’m still here. And definitely not dealing with *checks weather* 46 degree bullshit?

If anyone needs me I’ll be in my car crying about missing home and actually hating it here.
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Best vacations are Halloween adjacent vacations.
October 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Yaaaasss
October 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
NOT ONE PERSON HAS LEFT HIM CANDY!
October 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Spotted in the “wild”…

Aka: Magic Mountain.
October 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Home sweet haze.
October 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Clearly it was goth day at the beach. Me and the crows got the memo. 🖤
October 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM