Kinda weird that ~10% of all NFL coaches are named Sean

I feel like on your birthday, the bank should just give you some extra money as a present

They should let FG kickers have an isolation tent where they can play video games during the game, and they only come out to kick without any awareness of the game situation... this way you can remove nerves from the equation entirely, every kick has the exact same (unknown) stakes.

Fuckin' insane that Teenage Dirtbag was not technically a 90's song (came out in 2000) it's clearly from 1996 in spirit.

Tramell Tillman's performance in Severance is so *precise* it's super enjoyable to watch. It's an actor in total control down to the millimeter.

@nhl94.bsky.social Massachusetts checking in (I grew up in CT hence the Whalers frame)!

So like, do I actually have to pay taxes this year or... what's... what's the deal with all that?

The dog ate an entire block of Brie Cheese when we went to fill champagne glasses so my fireworks this year are going to be explosive dog diarrhea all over the carpet, Happy New Year 2025!

Football announcers should be allowed to drink on the air on New Year’s Eve like they do on CNN

Football announcers should be allowed to drink on the air on New Year’s Eve like they do on CNN