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svc3.bsky.social
hi i'm sean
@svc3.bsky.social
husband, uncle, son, pet owner, tarheel, soapmaker
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trying to cope with post-truth society.
i hate software for a living. maybe i'll be creative instead someday.
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no fucking kings
i just played the greatest game of wordle there ever was
June 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
yes, please shit on this loser. courts ruling against him, felony convictions, and smelling terrible 24/7 don't phase him. treat the treasonous toddler like a toddler and call him funny names to hurt his feelings.
May 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
May 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
May 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
epstein's bff shares picture of himself as supreme leader of the alter boy diddlers
May 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
good morning
April 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
now that's a film collection i'll definitely enjoy
March 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
here's a cherry on top. this is truly the dumbest timeline.
February 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
if you voted for diaper don you should have to smell him. no wafting motion, i'm talking a full throated gulp of that stank every day for the next 4 years.
January 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
if you're a vampire, post a human
January 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
yo can we get a dumb and dumber tux?
January 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
convinced my wife to delete instagram and make a bluesky instead. i'm doing my part.
January 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
fuck bezos
January 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
chinese lantern festivals go hard in the paint
December 16, 2024 at 12:24 AM
is my fire pretty or am i zooted
December 14, 2024 at 12:08 AM
hmmm. just off vibes:
horrible tipper
really wants to know what church you go to
lives in a mcmansion with bad roof design

if anybody knows her irl, how'd i do?
December 9, 2024 at 7:00 AM
December 7, 2024 at 7:57 PM
courtesy of my brother, frequent victim of our diseased healthcare system.
December 5, 2024 at 4:16 AM
image for comedy? nah, son.

image for shit posting in the alt text? king shit.
December 1, 2024 at 2:07 AM
like most of you i spend about 32% of my time talking to my pets and giving them dumbass nicknames. just called this one fluffer. that ain't right.
November 28, 2024 at 10:52 PM
perfect product you say? it's a close second imo
November 28, 2024 at 3:58 AM
this is my cat popsicle when she was a little baby kitten.

formerly top post of all time on /r/blep before i yeeted all my reddit shit.
November 28, 2024 at 3:40 AM
yeaaaaaaaaa boiiiiiiiiiiiii
November 27, 2024 at 10:53 PM
look at this pretty beautiful dumb gorgeous idiot cat of mine
November 27, 2024 at 9:16 PM
what list is longer, the things you would do for a klondike bar? or the things you wouldn't
November 27, 2024 at 5:10 PM