hi i'm sean
@svc3.bsky.social
husband, uncle, son, pet owner, tarheel, soapmaker
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trying to cope with post-truth society.
i hate software for a living. maybe i'll be creative instead someday.
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no fucking kings
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trying to cope with post-truth society.
i hate software for a living. maybe i'll be creative instead someday.
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no fucking kings
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hi i'm sean
@svc3.bsky.social
· Nov 25
i hate social media, but twitter needs competition and i kind of need to shout into the void. i feel so doomed.
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WELP. DAMMIT. MAYBE NEXT YEAR.
December 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
WELP. DAMMIT. MAYBE NEXT YEAR.
they tell you life has its ups and downs but ain't nobody tell me about the zigs and the zags
December 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
they tell you life has its ups and downs but ain't nobody tell me about the zigs and the zags
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If you’re not as mad about Signalgate as you were Hillary’s emails then you’re in a cult.
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
If you’re not as mad about Signalgate as you were Hillary’s emails then you’re in a cult.
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how has nobody leaked the epstein files. i would feel morally obligated at this point. embarrassing.
November 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
how has nobody leaked the epstein files. i would feel morally obligated at this point. embarrassing.
drop a deuce so fat that ho is a tres
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
drop a deuce so fat that ho is a tres
tired of the world being down bad. how do we make it up good. asking for a friend.
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
tired of the world being down bad. how do we make it up good. asking for a friend.
shitposting is cool and all but i'm tryna pisspost
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
shitposting is cool and all but i'm tryna pisspost
he's a 10 but he's mormon and super into soaking
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
he's a 10 but he's mormon and super into soaking
how many lightbulbs does it take to uprise and form a free society?
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
how many lightbulbs does it take to uprise and form a free society?
republican lawmakers deserve thanos snap benefits
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
republican lawmakers deserve thanos snap benefits
the world needs more indian fusion food. where my chicken tikka mapizza at?
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
the world needs more indian fusion food. where my chicken tikka mapizza at?
existential dread makes me want existential joy
throw in an occasional existential orgasm for good measure
throw in an occasional existential orgasm for good measure
November 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
existential dread makes me want existential joy
throw in an occasional existential orgasm for good measure
throw in an occasional existential orgasm for good measure
counting the days until we're watering crops with monster energy
November 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
counting the days until we're watering crops with monster energy
how about my boy ar15. man can HOOP! i don't really watch nba like that, but sleeper mvp don't @ me. unless it's the future and it's happening.
October 30, 2025 at 6:32 AM
how about my boy ar15. man can HOOP! i don't really watch nba like that, but sleeper mvp don't @ me. unless it's the future and it's happening.
y'all think the other single digit numbers bullied 7 for having two syllables?
October 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
y'all think the other single digit numbers bullied 7 for having two syllables?
pepperoni and pickle pizza kinda fucks tho
October 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
pepperoni and pickle pizza kinda fucks tho
i'm all out of non-newtonian fluids, all i got left is wayne newtonian fluids - half price for my favorite customer
October 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
i'm all out of non-newtonian fluids, all i got left is wayne newtonian fluids - half price for my favorite customer
eat slow. edge the foodgasm.
October 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
eat slow. edge the foodgasm.
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kinda fucked up that october isn't month 8
he's been number 8 since grade school and some rich fuck kid named august yoinks it because his dad owns half the calendar
he's been number 8 since grade school and some rich fuck kid named august yoinks it because his dad owns half the calendar
October 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
kinda fucked up that october isn't month 8
he's been number 8 since grade school and some rich fuck kid named august yoinks it because his dad owns half the calendar
he's been number 8 since grade school and some rich fuck kid named august yoinks it because his dad owns half the calendar
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