Claudia “Claw” La Traviesa
@suzix23.bsky.social
Carpin’ all them diems
Mother of 2
Skee-ball enthusiast
Mother of 2
Skee-ball enthusiast
Pinned
I had no idea “The Stand” and “1984” were doing a crossover episode on “America: The Final Years”
…Or that I’m an extra in it.
…Or that I’m an extra in it.
Someone tell my dog she can’t wear her cone of shame underneath the covers on the bed.
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Someone tell my dog she can’t wear her cone of shame underneath the covers on the bed.
Athena came to comfort me while I writhe in pain from my first kidney stone. My dog, who just had part of her jaw removed because of cancer, came to check on me. We don’t deserve dogs, I swear.
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Athena came to comfort me while I writhe in pain from my first kidney stone. My dog, who just had part of her jaw removed because of cancer, came to check on me. We don’t deserve dogs, I swear.
I know we’re not given more than we can handle, but damn does it come really close.
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I know we’re not given more than we can handle, but damn does it come really close.
Kidney stone. Dog is terminally ill. Holidays. New business. I’m just hanging on to life for dear life rn.
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Kidney stone. Dog is terminally ill. Holidays. New business. I’m just hanging on to life for dear life rn.
Today was just the crummiest day of the year. I feel so lost and just sad.
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Today was just the crummiest day of the year. I feel so lost and just sad.
CONFESSION: I only know of House of Pain because of Mrs. Doubtfire.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
CONFESSION: I only know of House of Pain because of Mrs. Doubtfire.
It’s been a Type O Negative type of day. Maybe because Samhain is coming. We miss you Peter Steele.
October 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
It’s been a Type O Negative type of day. Maybe because Samhain is coming. We miss you Peter Steele.
Have you ever walked into the lion’s den and found yourself laughing at the lions? Stand in fire and your tears put it out? I’m either comfortably numb or I’m actually free. Only time will tell.
October 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Have you ever walked into the lion’s den and found yourself laughing at the lions? Stand in fire and your tears put it out? I’m either comfortably numb or I’m actually free. Only time will tell.
I went pumpkin picking. In 80° weather. In October. In Michigan. Tell me the world’s not on fire.
October 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I went pumpkin picking. In 80° weather. In October. In Michigan. Tell me the world’s not on fire.
By the way, Jesus wouldn’t have raptured a bunch of Christians on Rosh Hashanah. It’s a High Holiday. He’s busy.
September 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
By the way, Jesus wouldn’t have raptured a bunch of Christians on Rosh Hashanah. It’s a High Holiday. He’s busy.
What if today was The Rapture © and not a single one of us made it up there? Does that mean this is Hell? I think the Christians may be onto something here.
September 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
What if today was The Rapture © and not a single one of us made it up there? Does that mean this is Hell? I think the Christians may be onto something here.
If you don’t know who Zeke the Plumber is, I don’t think we have much to talk about.
September 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If you don’t know who Zeke the Plumber is, I don’t think we have much to talk about.
If I don’t look like Baddiewinkle in my older years, I’m doing it wrong. RIP Baddie 💔
September 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
If I don’t look like Baddiewinkle in my older years, I’m doing it wrong. RIP Baddie 💔
I see a lot of gatekeeping around the term “neurodivergent.” If cPTSD changes the structure of the brain, how is not ND by its very definition? People with depression - via scanning - have shown deficits in the wiring in the brain. Again, how is that not ND? Someone explain please.
July 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I see a lot of gatekeeping around the term “neurodivergent.” If cPTSD changes the structure of the brain, how is not ND by its very definition? People with depression - via scanning - have shown deficits in the wiring in the brain. Again, how is that not ND? Someone explain please.
Between the Texas floods and the New Mexico floods, you’d think there’s something going on with the weather. The Midwest has been hit with record highs… almost like the PLANET IS GETTING HOTTER.
July 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Between the Texas floods and the New Mexico floods, you’d think there’s something going on with the weather. The Midwest has been hit with record highs… almost like the PLANET IS GETTING HOTTER.
I can’t stand people who lie. It makes my whole ass itch.
July 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I can’t stand people who lie. It makes my whole ass itch.
When your kid is scared you’ll die (idk why) and asks if you’ll take your phone with you to see Goddess so he can call you <<<<<<
June 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
When your kid is scared you’ll die (idk why) and asks if you’ll take your phone with you to see Goddess so he can call you <<<<<<
Watching the 6pm news has me all kinds of pissed off. The blatant whitewashing of the “news” is flat-out DISGUSTING.
June 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Watching the 6pm news has me all kinds of pissed off. The blatant whitewashing of the “news” is flat-out DISGUSTING.
Reposted by Claudia “Claw” La Traviesa
Thoughts and prayers to America's Gestapo, cowering in fear in the face of such violent [checks notes] . . . ur, dancing in the streets.
The are line dancing in the middle of the protest while shouting Fuck ICE
June 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Thoughts and prayers to America's Gestapo, cowering in fear in the face of such violent [checks notes] . . . ur, dancing in the streets.
I have my final tattoo designs. Just need final tattoo money.
June 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I have my final tattoo designs. Just need final tattoo money.
Alright, I’ll be the first to say it: Guernsey ice cream is all hype.
June 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Alright, I’ll be the first to say it: Guernsey ice cream is all hype.
Reposted by Claudia “Claw” La Traviesa
Next to Trump and Musk, Shatner and I look like adoring newlyweds.
June 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Next to Trump and Musk, Shatner and I look like adoring newlyweds.
Sleeping with toddlers without a waterproof blanket is like sex without a condom. It’s ill-advised and can create a mess no one wants to sit in.
June 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Sleeping with toddlers without a waterproof blanket is like sex without a condom. It’s ill-advised and can create a mess no one wants to sit in.
I’m likely the only person to call their therapist while on vacation.
May 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’m likely the only person to call their therapist while on vacation.
Watch that orange piece of dog shit try and get rid of Juneteenth. Just a feeling.
May 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Watch that orange piece of dog shit try and get rid of Juneteenth. Just a feeling.