Suzie 9mm
@suzie9mm.bsky.social
~More fun in the new world~
NSFW/MDNI
NSFW/MDNI
The EVS department kept losing the key to storage so I made a medieval flail key chain.
Not only is it going to be hard to lose but we also have some protection from any sieges that might befall us from wandering bands of knights.
Not only is it going to be hard to lose but we also have some protection from any sieges that might befall us from wandering bands of knights.
May 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The EVS department kept losing the key to storage so I made a medieval flail key chain.
Not only is it going to be hard to lose but we also have some protection from any sieges that might befall us from wandering bands of knights.
Not only is it going to be hard to lose but we also have some protection from any sieges that might befall us from wandering bands of knights.
Ok, my town is super poor and dying but us getting tumble weeds now is kinda too on the nose lol
March 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Ok, my town is super poor and dying but us getting tumble weeds now is kinda too on the nose lol
Dive bars have some of the best food, holy shit lol
March 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Dive bars have some of the best food, holy shit lol
I'd put up with it to be friends with these little guys.
March 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I'd put up with it to be friends with these little guys.
Yeah chat, I think we're gaming.
I had no idea doom porn wads could be this fun and I hate nobody told me about it sooner.
I had no idea doom porn wads could be this fun and I hate nobody told me about it sooner.
January 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Yeah chat, I think we're gaming.
I had no idea doom porn wads could be this fun and I hate nobody told me about it sooner.
I had no idea doom porn wads could be this fun and I hate nobody told me about it sooner.
My biggest regret in life is not drunk posting about this sauerkraut and kielbasa that got left in the oven for 6 hours and got burnt during new years.
Which I am atoning for by sober posting about it now, 3 days later.
Which I am atoning for by sober posting about it now, 3 days later.
January 3, 2025 at 8:10 AM
My biggest regret in life is not drunk posting about this sauerkraut and kielbasa that got left in the oven for 6 hours and got burnt during new years.
Which I am atoning for by sober posting about it now, 3 days later.
Which I am atoning for by sober posting about it now, 3 days later.
I'm fucked up by dam man I still can dra shit yo
January 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I'm fucked up by dam man I still can dra shit yo
Drunk and casting out demons and my friends house lol
January 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Drunk and casting out demons and my friends house lol
Went to a Halloween fair thing in Ohio last night and I got to say I'm impressed with the collection of skeletons doing stuff.
7/10 needed a skeleton werewolf man to horny post about tho.
7/10 needed a skeleton werewolf man to horny post about tho.
October 27, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Went to a Halloween fair thing in Ohio last night and I got to say I'm impressed with the collection of skeletons doing stuff.
7/10 needed a skeleton werewolf man to horny post about tho.
7/10 needed a skeleton werewolf man to horny post about tho.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #902,231!
September 16, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #902,231!
Should I shave? 🤔
Yay or nay?
On one hand being shaved feels nice but on the other I can appear larger to natural predators when frightened. Can't really make up my mind.
Yay or nay?
On one hand being shaved feels nice but on the other I can appear larger to natural predators when frightened. Can't really make up my mind.
August 11, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Should I shave? 🤔
Yay or nay?
On one hand being shaved feels nice but on the other I can appear larger to natural predators when frightened. Can't really make up my mind.
Yay or nay?
On one hand being shaved feels nice but on the other I can appear larger to natural predators when frightened. Can't really make up my mind.
Im a nursing student and doxorubicin (red devil) is a highly toxic chemo drug and also makes your piss red. I was making a joke, for the love of god dont take doxy just so you can piss kool aid lol.
Chemo does that because it works systemically (affects healthy cells as well as cancerous cells)
Chemo does that because it works systemically (affects healthy cells as well as cancerous cells)
July 24, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Im a nursing student and doxorubicin (red devil) is a highly toxic chemo drug and also makes your piss red. I was making a joke, for the love of god dont take doxy just so you can piss kool aid lol.
Chemo does that because it works systemically (affects healthy cells as well as cancerous cells)
Chemo does that because it works systemically (affects healthy cells as well as cancerous cells)
Cardiac output: GONE
Their faces: PRICELESS
I dont see the problem, if they dont want us using highly toxic chemo drugs for funsies then why did they give it a cute nickname?
Their faces: PRICELESS
I dont see the problem, if they dont want us using highly toxic chemo drugs for funsies then why did they give it a cute nickname?
July 24, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Cardiac output: GONE
Their faces: PRICELESS
I dont see the problem, if they dont want us using highly toxic chemo drugs for funsies then why did they give it a cute nickname?
Their faces: PRICELESS
I dont see the problem, if they dont want us using highly toxic chemo drugs for funsies then why did they give it a cute nickname?
Go away young fledgling! This is not a place of honor but a foul land of vice and ill repute!
(It's the chair I use to smoke cigarettes and look at porn at work)
(It's the chair I use to smoke cigarettes and look at porn at work)
July 18, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Go away young fledgling! This is not a place of honor but a foul land of vice and ill repute!
(It's the chair I use to smoke cigarettes and look at porn at work)
(It's the chair I use to smoke cigarettes and look at porn at work)
BROKE: employee pizza party
BESPOKE: employee doggy kissing booth
BESPOKE: employee doggy kissing booth
July 2, 2024 at 4:05 PM
BROKE: employee pizza party
BESPOKE: employee doggy kissing booth
BESPOKE: employee doggy kissing booth
My job is so passive aggressive. I get into an argument with HR about them excepting way too much out of me and then congratulate me and hand me this. Complete 180 from a shouting match to "you're one of our most valuable employees ^-^" in the same breath.
Like ok I guess lol
Like ok I guess lol
July 2, 2024 at 2:18 PM
My job is so passive aggressive. I get into an argument with HR about them excepting way too much out of me and then congratulate me and hand me this. Complete 180 from a shouting match to "you're one of our most valuable employees ^-^" in the same breath.
Like ok I guess lol
Like ok I guess lol
Went to Sheetz on my break and there a whole ass horse in front of the store.
I'm gonna go pet it and if you don't see me post another skeet ever again I probably got my head kicked off lol 🐴🐎🐎🐎
I'm gonna go pet it and if you don't see me post another skeet ever again I probably got my head kicked off lol 🐴🐎🐎🐎
June 8, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Went to Sheetz on my break and there a whole ass horse in front of the store.
I'm gonna go pet it and if you don't see me post another skeet ever again I probably got my head kicked off lol 🐴🐎🐎🐎
I'm gonna go pet it and if you don't see me post another skeet ever again I probably got my head kicked off lol 🐴🐎🐎🐎