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Suzie 9mm
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~More fun in the new world~

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Getting some They/Them pussy tomorrow, will report if it does in fact 'hit different'
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
On holidays like this my body becomes a machine that turns twisted teas into piss and bad decisions
July 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Reposted by Suzie 9mm
buolls
gnuts
ourbs
juuicers
danglers

basically, testicles ✨️ #nsfw
March 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The EVS department kept losing the key to storage so I made a medieval flail key chain.

Not only is it going to be hard to lose but we also have some protection from any sieges that might befall us from wandering bands of knights.
May 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
God how funny would it be if 4chan went down again after only being up for an hour. Somebody has to get on that ASAP
April 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Worst part about car shopping in your 20's is having a green goblin moment when looking at expensive fun cars vs totally practical and reliable shit.

"You know you want the WRX, ignore the 800 a month plus hiked insurance rates! It's worth iiiitttt >:)"
April 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ok, my town is super poor and dying but us getting tumble weeds now is kinda too on the nose lol
March 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Dive bars have some of the best food, holy shit lol
March 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It's fun planning another date while actively having sex with someone.

I'm no relationship guru but I think it's a sign things are going pretty good lol
March 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I hate winter and the snow so goddamn much. I'm moving to death valley, gonna live in 130 degree heat and hang out with the rocks that move on their own.
March 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Had another date that was supposed to be wholesome and cute but ended getting derailed by the both of us being horny and calling it early to go fuck.

It was fun atleast :3
February 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Day one of phlebo class and theyre already sticking me with needles. I get why but damn my poor little veins are tired ;-;
January 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Yeah chat, I think we're gaming.

I had no idea doom porn wads could be this fun and I hate nobody told me about it sooner.
January 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
My biggest regret in life is not drunk posting about this sauerkraut and kielbasa that got left in the oven for 6 hours and got burnt during new years.

Which I am atoning for by sober posting about it now, 3 days later.
January 3, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I'm fucked up by dam man I still can dra shit yo
January 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Drunk and casting out demons and my friends house lol
January 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
My new years resolution is to lose weight so I can get hit on by the nurse's at work and be uncomfortable the entire time again.

They're super creepy about it but i enjoyed the attention :^)
December 28, 2024 at 7:10 AM
Very cool that somebody stuffed a used tampon in the med sled right before we had to use it for an emergency at work.

I'm sure that the feds are gonna love to hear that a patient got period blood all over them. I love healthcare and I wish for nothing bad to happen to anybody here :^)
December 18, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Went to a Halloween fair thing in Ohio last night and I got to say I'm impressed with the collection of skeletons doing stuff.

7/10 needed a skeleton werewolf man to horny post about tho.
October 27, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Reposted by Suzie 9mm
a bunny's got needs, and this one's found a tool to fix them
October 24, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Today I have:
Nutted on my friends face.
Drank 3 MTN dew code reds.
Saw a praying mantis on the ground.

So how has everybody's day been so far?
October 25, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Explain your username.

I love guns and obscure characters from N64 games.
October 24, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Nothing makes you feel more like a wizard than fixing something just by jiggling it.

Our elevator is down? Doors just need jiggled. Patient call system down? Yup, server rack needs a good jiggling. I'm so fucking good at my job 😎
October 14, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Reposted by Suzie 9mm
12 - Conker
It only takes one bad day

This one was fun to draw.
Fun Fact: Conker here's probably the only critter on the list wearing actual shoes. They're none easier to draw than rodent paws though.

This perfectly stable creature was suggested by Ice Water.
October 13, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Reposted by Suzie 9mm
Two good boys having a good time. Do you want to join in for round two?

#nsfw #furry #furryart
October 12, 2024 at 6:19 PM