I'm fairly certain my fat is partially distributed the way it is because of how I sleep and you know what, that's perfectly fine.

I'm in perimenopause. I'm happy if I sleep without heart palpitations or hot flashes.

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I read a headline about how the physical position you sleep in affects your beauty and decided that I'd rather be ugly than try to train my body to want to sleep differently. Somewhere, we didn't just lose the plot- we tossed it overboard and watched it sink.

I have only had two mammograms and no one has said that to me yet, so it's probably genuine. (Also, though, I am the Pillsbury Dough Girl, so...)

Do not autocorrect traipse to trails, mofo, I am not in the mood.

My mom watches them all and after about 15 years, she has conceded that they're all one basic movie with slight differences. At certain points, she'll give up about 10 minutes toward the end, saying, "Who cares? I know how it ends."

I know the word "exsanguinate" because of X-Files.

I just started Julia Turschen's podcast and she's just so delightful. Perfect to break up the dire world we're living in.

It's Tylenol PM here, but back atcha. 🤣

*Vintage?!*

I am intimidated by jumping into shows, though I feel Iike maybe I watched some Batman when it first aired? In the early 90's?

That got really dark but then a lot better?