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Susie To Go
@susietogo.bsky.social
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Screaming incoherently into the void. Full of typos.
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It's dangerous to go alone- take this.
This is Tink! Tink is a giant isopod (dead, RIP) in a glass jar. You're looking at his underside which is just chock a block full of little, terrifying legs. You get a sense that he probably enjoyed a lot of crawling along the bottom of the ocean, scavenging for food. Probably could type at least 120 words per minute with all those legs. I love him, even if he smells kinda weird and I live in terror of breaking him.
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
susietogo.bsky.social
What. The. Actual. Fuck?
Dystopia directions from Google on how to turn an audio file into a podcast style conversation between 2 AI hosts.
October 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
susietogo.bsky.social
I am, very clearly, not excited in the slightest for Halloween.
I, a fat middle aged woman, with stupidly pale white skin, stand before my bedroom mirror in my Halloween costume. I am a purple witch this year. I have on a tea length dress with a black top and ombre purple skirt that is also has a spiderweb pattern on it. I am wearing purple and black striped tights and purple knock off Chuck Taylor's because I am not itching to break my ankles this holiday season. I have on a wolf head necklace and a purple witch's hat, with a spider dangling from it, on my head. There is a petticoat underneath- also purple- because that's how I roll. And I covered my face with a heart eyes emoji because you don't need to see my face
October 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Is this not the Wumpus that is being referenced?
Box art for the Texas Instruments game Hunt the Wumpus. This is from my youth, back in the Stone Age, pre-Nintendo.
October 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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This is my "lake view" room. The hot tub jets aren't working and it's dirty. Half the lodge is under construction. I couldn't figure out how to turn on the lights in my room. I am tempted to just go home tomorrow.
October 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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I'm currently at a state park where a hoard of them live next to the lodge. Just cute little fluffballs roaming about being adorable.
October 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Oh, found one in the wild!
A Reddit ad for medicated gummies that ostensibly is a woman in a blue shirt relaxing in a hammock and taking a gummy. She has her hand behind her head, elbow visible in the frame, a hand holding the jar of mummies, and her third hand putting a gummy into her mouth. Yep, third hand. We'll. Okay- maybe it's an extra special gummy made with lizard DNA so she was about to grow a whole extra arm and hand. I'm leaving that possibility open. Oh! Or it's really shitty AI.
October 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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This has to be fake, right? Please tell me this is not real.
An Instagram ad of an attractive, shirtless woman with a lovely chest tattoo fake pouring water into a ceramic mug. She is backlit and beautiful- oh, and she is wearing a towel specifically designed to only cover the breasts. The towel is also pumpkin orange, to match the shop banner at the bottom. The towel is designed like two connected bags, one for each breast, and they are connected by fabric which goes around the back of the neck, which I suppose also makes this a neck towel. Honestly, I think I'm losing my mind.
October 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
susietogo.bsky.social
I wasn't kidding.
Headline from local news, "Joe Buttow seen leaving Bengals locker room on crutches, with foot in boot after sustaining tie injury.:
September 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I admit I might have a problem.
Picture of my nightstand. There are some books, hand lotion, Roku remote, and my vibe. But there are also two open cans of the same flavor of sparkling water, one oven can of Diet Pepsi, an open 16 oz bottle of Diet Pepsi, and an open liter of sparkling water.
September 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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It's a good morning for a 5k.
Panorama of the Florence Y'Alls ballpark. It is a stupidly beautiful morning.
August 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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So, I bought a pack of these this morning because I've had a migraine for three days and a bunch of bland carbs seemed like a good idea. That said...it definitely looks like I'm eating a bag of dicks.
This a picture of Pretzel Baron soft dough pretzel sticks. They are about six inches long, and inch and a half wide, brown, ribbed for your pleasure, and definitely look like a bag of dicks. They should lean into this and market them as such. Every time I put one into my mouth, I immediately get a disconcerting feeling that I am eating a bag of dicks. Also, I should note: this happened before and I forgot. So, this is on me.
August 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
susietogo.bsky.social
I'm Barely Active?!
An analysis of my botness- I'm not a bot! But I am Barely Active and a Highly Engaging Explorer Text Poster which makes as much sense as those jeans I posted about a bit ago.
July 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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My brain immediately shut off reading this headline. I'm not reading this. @bridgettodd.bsky.social or @momstuffpodcast.bsky.social , will you take a crack at this so I don't have to?
A Rolling Stone headline that reads, "ChatGPT is helping women get pregnant," with a subtitle, "They're changing their conception plans based on the AL's advice- despite some privacy concerns."
July 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Are they just sewed onto you? This is silly.
A pair of jeans labeled as Super High Rise Ankle Skinny.
July 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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He's trolling us. This butch has never hiked in his life.
An AP news article about a Florida immigration detention center and Trump says he wouldn't want to hike in the surrounding area. I read this and got an instant migraine.
July 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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The owner of the restaurant brought me my tea and I am absolutely delighted with his choice of tea ware. 😍
A teapot and teacup decorated with Disney Princesses.
June 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Got this cute tattoo today. My second one- the first was 20 years ago. Time for a new one.
A tattoo of a howling wolf cub and below it are Taylor Swift lyrics in my handwriting. It says, "before I learned civility/I used to scream- ferociously-/anytime I wanted." It's from the song "Seven.
June 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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This is a rhetorical question, correct?
A Duolingo box with Tina, the sullen emo teen, asking in English and Finnish, "Why do you eat so much ice cream?" And look, Tina, some of us have piss poor coping skills and just talked to our therapists about this on Friday.
June 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Duo is becoming unhinged. (No alt text- a carousel of Duo badges that are increasingly deranged.)
Duo Duo Duo Duo
May 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
susietogo.bsky.social
Shut all the fucks up.
A Yahoo Beauty article titled, "Could the way you sleep make you look older? Experts say definitely." I fucking hate our lives now.
May 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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I'm sorry, what now?
A Duolingo box with the Finnish and English for, "The Finns are playing nestball."
April 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
susietogo.bsky.social
What now?
A Duolingo box with the English and Finnish for, "The American wizards play basketball."
April 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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This popped up on my feed and I'm unable to comment or quote post. It's this shit that is giving me fits. When six women- most of whom are of color- and are accomplished in their fields- take a tourism space trip, there is utter ridicule and vehement hate.
A screenshot of a man going off on the all women space tourists crew, basically laying the blame for late stage capitalism at their feet.
April 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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This is my profile Pic. Is it of me? No, but I think it encapsulates my spirit that,if I'm declared a bot because of it, so be it.
This is an Animal Crossing Pocket Camp screenshot. My character stands off to the right, in a blue and purple harlequin tunic and blue hair. Her hands are on her hips and she looks very proud of herself. Next to her, on the left, is, very inexplicably, a pink octopus on a toilet, reading a magazine. I love this image so fucking much it hurts.
April 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM