zoro isn’t even the biggest OR the tallest person on the fucking STRAW HAT CREW size difference my fucking ASS

besties this is a series with people in it that are literally TWENTY FEET TALL and you think the physical gap between a twunk and a hunk counts as a size difference?? are you NUTS?????????????

my poor underworked quad muscles: mother why are you doing this to us. we weren’t designed to be used this way.

anyone who says the full moon equals more crazy shit thing isn’t real is a coward and doesn’t respect our moon properly.

i think what i actually want to do is highlight things and put pretty stickers on them

also the last time i actually celebrated new year’s i got so drunk that the hangover nausea lasted for 12 HOURS the next day so.

can’t believe i have to WORK when i could be CELEBRATING < girl who picked up the NYE shift because she wanted that sweet sweet holiday pay

also the bibigo microwavable pho soup dumpling from costco are pretty tasty and make an excellent quick work lunch

normally i am advocate for seasoning veggies to make them taste good but god do i love just raw dogging steamed edamame straight from the microwavable bag lol