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sometimes i write things • but mostly i just scream into the void
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ilu plain steamed shelled edamame
December 30, 2025 at 7:26 AM
ilu plain steamed shelled edamame
lab software just went down unexpectedly kill me now 💀💀💀
December 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
lab software just went down unexpectedly kill me now 💀💀💀
hey does apple know that ios 26 and the liquid glass thing is the ugliest interface i've ever seen in my goddamn life
December 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
hey does apple know that ios 26 and the liquid glass thing is the ugliest interface i've ever seen in my goddamn life
rip to the poor filipino travel tech we have that just kept sadly saying ‘is this it?’ about the christmas celebrations we have around here like yeah bud sorry america was founded by protestants :(
December 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
rip to the poor filipino travel tech we have that just kept sadly saying ‘is this it?’ about the christmas celebrations we have around here like yeah bud sorry america was founded by protestants :(
i’ve been here since 6pm last night and im so fucking tired bro
December 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
i’ve been here since 6pm last night and im so fucking tired bro
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE IN THE ED TONIGHT
December 25, 2025 at 6:15 AM
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE IN THE ED TONIGHT
why did i agree to work two and a half extra hours on christmas eve what is wrong with me (i want money)
December 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
why did i agree to work two and a half extra hours on christmas eve what is wrong with me (i want money)
what if i were to just eat my weight in molasses cookies. what then.
December 24, 2025 at 11:24 AM
what if i were to just eat my weight in molasses cookies. what then.
breakfast :>
December 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
breakfast :>
my family puts so much shit in our stockings that we need bags to hold the overflow lmao
December 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
my family puts so much shit in our stockings that we need bags to hold the overflow lmao
christmas lasagna :>
December 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
christmas lasagna :>
nyt peanut brown butter cookies and blueberry lemon jammy dodgers to get into the cookie baking season 😤😤😤
December 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
nyt peanut brown butter cookies and blueberry lemon jammy dodgers to get into the cookie baking season 😤😤😤
hmm. i wanna make. gingeybread haus.
December 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
hmm. i wanna make. gingeybread haus.
me going into the ortho clinic today: alright doc what do we gotta do to fix this bad boy (my ankle)
doc: well you’ve got a giant spot of damaged bone so we’ll have to take a new piece from a cadaver and do a transplant
me:
doc: also we have to slice up part of your shin bone to get to it
me:
me: oh
doc: well you’ve got a giant spot of damaged bone so we’ll have to take a new piece from a cadaver and do a transplant
me:
doc: also we have to slice up part of your shin bone to get to it
me:
me: oh
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
me going into the ortho clinic today: alright doc what do we gotta do to fix this bad boy (my ankle)
doc: well you’ve got a giant spot of damaged bone so we’ll have to take a new piece from a cadaver and do a transplant
me:
doc: also we have to slice up part of your shin bone to get to it
me:
me: oh
doc: well you’ve got a giant spot of damaged bone so we’ll have to take a new piece from a cadaver and do a transplant
me:
doc: also we have to slice up part of your shin bone to get to it
me:
me: oh
every time i have to call a critical alcohol level on a college kid on a sunday im always like bro what are you doing. don’t you have class in the morning.
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
every time i have to call a critical alcohol level on a college kid on a sunday im always like bro what are you doing. don’t you have class in the morning.
i have actually absorbed so much destiny lore simply by following tanya for forever lmao
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 AM
i have actually absorbed so much destiny lore simply by following tanya for forever lmao
ok so maybe my job isn’t SO terrible
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
ok so maybe my job isn’t SO terrible
to the person at work who left me their test TUBES with the NICELY NUMBERED PANEL CELLS COMPLETELY OUT OF ORDER: are you okay. do you need to talk.
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
to the person at work who left me their test TUBES with the NICELY NUMBERED PANEL CELLS COMPLETELY OUT OF ORDER: are you okay. do you need to talk.
lemon juice in the mashed potatoes. acid cuts through all the butter and carb. game changer.
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
lemon juice in the mashed potatoes. acid cuts through all the butter and carb. game changer.
saga of an ankle injury is me rolling it last night and being like ehhhh it’s fine it’s not even swollen! and then looking at this morning being like hmm it’s still tender and maybe a little swollen i should probably call off tonight. and then tonight waking up and being like ah fuck that’s a sprain
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
saga of an ankle injury is me rolling it last night and being like ehhhh it’s fine it’s not even swollen! and then looking at this morning being like hmm it’s still tender and maybe a little swollen i should probably call off tonight. and then tonight waking up and being like ah fuck that’s a sprain
behold my beautiful son, honeyed nut and phyllo pie
November 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
behold my beautiful son, honeyed nut and phyllo pie
me looking at mychart: oh the MRI results are back already! i wonder if they found anything that could explain my pain—
the MRI: you have an bone lesion AND a cyst AND a detached ligament you fucking dumbass
me: ……. ah
the MRI: you have an bone lesion AND a cyst AND a detached ligament you fucking dumbass
me: ……. ah
November 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
me looking at mychart: oh the MRI results are back already! i wonder if they found anything that could explain my pain—
the MRI: you have an bone lesion AND a cyst AND a detached ligament you fucking dumbass
me: ……. ah
the MRI: you have an bone lesion AND a cyst AND a detached ligament you fucking dumbass
me: ……. ah
me shyly asking if there’s any chance they can put on the kpop demon hunters soundtrack during my MRI only for the tech to go ‘oh for sure hon, that one’s been super popular recently’ LMAOOOOOOOOO
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
me shyly asking if there’s any chance they can put on the kpop demon hunters soundtrack during my MRI only for the tech to go ‘oh for sure hon, that one’s been super popular recently’ LMAOOOOOOOOO
i’ve been trying to figure out how to take out my stupid rook piercing for nearly two years now and i JUST figured out today that it’s the kind you just push/pull to open close, not a screw ball 💀💀💀
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
i’ve been trying to figure out how to take out my stupid rook piercing for nearly two years now and i JUST figured out today that it’s the kind you just push/pull to open close, not a screw ball 💀💀💀
good shit tonight
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
good shit tonight