According to Spotify, my musical tastes have aged me by a few decades. Maybe deservedly so, because I showed this to my teenage daughter before remembering the whole "6-7" meme.

From the ashes of Party City, I rescued our newest family member, Larry The House Skeleton. Larry enjoys making bespoke Cha Cha heels for American Girl dolls, contemplating the existential horrors of our present and future, competitive sneering, and pickleball. #skeleton

I've got to hand it to Spotify Wrapped. This sounds a whole lot better than saying, "You spent January 2024 committing psychological torture on your family by playing Mr. Mistoffelees several times on a road trip."

When I made this by request earlier this year from a pattern found on Etsy, it seemed cute and quirky. Now, it reads as a way to cope for the next four years.

Only geniuses and people who drank from lead-lined garden hoses will know the answer.

When marching band props force you to play a game of Connections.

Remember to check your Halloween candy.