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Susan (George) Schorn
@susanschorn.bsky.social
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Violence prevention advocate, specializing in groin strikes.
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I expect to get a lot of mileage out of this.
Close up of Terry's murderous rage face from ad in original post.
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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"4. Back Trump’s booming economy: jobs up, prices down"
Text from a donaldjtrump.com fundraising email: red banner reading "$25 for MAGA forever" and text reading "CRITICAL MEMO FROM TRUMP Bud, I know I send you a lot of emails, and I hate to take up even a moment of your valuable time, but this can’t wait even a second longer. My CRITICAL THANKSGIVING DEADLINE is almost here so… Here are 5 reasons to give $25 to make this the greatest MAGA fundraising day of ALL TIME: 1. Block Democrats’ plan to flood red states with illegals and steal elections 2. Crush the Democrats’ woke, elitist, America-last garbage 3. Crush the Democrats' war on gas, guns, and God 4. Back Trump’s booming economy: jobs up, prices down 5. Get entered to win the Official 2026 Trump calendar, SIGNED BY TRUMP! So will you PLEASE donate $25 today, to crush the Democrats' America Last agenda and smash our MAGA fundraising goal!>>"
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Love 2 wait 10 minutes for the underpaid retail worker to come unlock the case which holds the precious eight-cent cuticle sticks.
Locked merch case at Walmart featuring cosmetics priced between 96 cents and $5-6.
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Someone needs to get grandpa some oven mitts.
Close up of image from email showing AI Trump grabbing a boiling pot.
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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The latest deranged fundraising email from "email.donaldjtrump.com." I would love to see someone more knowledgeable than me analyze these for a) whether they are legitimately from Trump, or are 3rd-party spam, and b) the rhetorical appeals/intended audience. He's not after money.
Screenshot of email from contact@email.donladjtrump.com with red and gold Trump/Vance banner, text "Uh-oh...Troubles are BOILING OVER," and an AI generated image of trumps standing at a stove holding a pot of water that is boiling. Here are 3 reasons I need YOU to STOP THE BOIL NOW BEFORE MY MID-MONTH FUNDRAISING DEADLINE 1. STOPPING COMMUNISM – AOC, Zohran Mamdani, & Ilhan Omar have taken over the Democrat Party with a Communist Agenda! 2. REBATE CHECKS ON THE LINE – I want $2,000 tariff checks for workers. Dems want them sent to ILLEGALS. 3. NO MORE DEM TANTRUMS – They held 800,000+ Americans hostage in the LONGEST Government Shutdown in history - CRUSH their next fit! PLEASE, my deadline expires at midnight and we’re still so far away from our goal. STAND WITH TRUMP MAGA can’t afford to wait until tomorrow. Only a massive and immediate response will do. I need YOU to help me hit my mid-month fundraising goal by midnight tonight or EVERYTHING we’ve worked so hard to accomplish could go BYE BYE. STOP THE BOIL Help me stop the boil, President Trump STAND WITH TRUMP
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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My god, this is unbearable.
Nuzzi tried to convey that this comment was a joke, but she cannot entirely discount the possibility that being a woman and looking like the modern iteration of a Hitchcock blonde contributed to the access she got. She steered the Mustang onto a patch of dirt on the side of the road and put on a black leather jacket that she pulled from the back seat. The rock she loved was at the edge of a vertiginous cliff, where water rolled and crashed
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Screenshot of Spiers's Bluesky bio with the item "Dem messaging consultant" circled in red scribble.
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Uncanny.
Colin Robinson from What We Do In the Shadows Screenshot of Hassett from OP
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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I had a weird experience at the dog park last week: Passed two guys who were walking together and talking about Trump and his "leadership style." Both younger; one a white guy, mid-20s, wearing a MAGA hat. The other a Hispanic guy, also young, walking slow with a cane. Thought they were buddies 1/
Screenshot of a Tinder post by "Josh 26": Looking for: Short-term fun. Monogamy. "About me Not here for dates or hookups Looking to recruit young men and women 18-40 for guadalupe county young republicans find us on facebook and sign up We are all charlie kirk."
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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I was happily reading @biblioracle.bsky.social's newsletter this morning and almost spit out my coffee at the second paragraph:
Screenshot from email: "I’m making this choice as a gesture of personal protest at not just William Morrow’s (an HC imprint) decision to publish Scott Jennings’ A Revolution of Common Sense: How Donald Trump Stormed Washington and Fought for Western Civilization, but their decision to solicit me (of all people) for coverage of this book of apologies for fascism."
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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"The mayor-elect has opened a portal"
Image of Dr. Strange opening an Inter-Dimensional Portal
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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"Science"
Screenshot of KXAN News headline: "Austin Company cloned Tom Brady's Dog" Category: Science
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Those "Buy a bucket of freeze-dried food for the apocalypse" ads have always been weird but man, the latest batch of 4 Patriots commercials. I mean, does this guy look well-fed to you?
Screenshot from the "4 Patriots" freeze-dried food bucket ad, showing a scrawny, balding little man perched next to one of the said buckets.
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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LO fuckin' L
Screenshot of New York Times "Opinion" headline: Ross Douthat and Sophia Alvarez Boyd: Mamdani's Victory Is Less Significant Thank You Think 3 Min Read
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Cover of the John Lennon single Imagine, featuring Lennon at his white grand piano.
November 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Damn it I have things to do today.
From screenshot in OP: "It has been suggested that 'Republican makeup' be merged into this article. (Discuss)"
November 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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UT-Austin alumni: RALLY AGAINST THE COMPACT with the UT Graduate Workers Union and Austin Students for a Democratic Society. Demand our administration reject Trump Compact on Higher Education!
Friday, Nov 7th at 3 PM
UT Tower
Digital flyer, with the words "Rally against the compact" over a red-tinted image of the UT Tower. Additional info: "Protect women's gender, and sexuality studies! Protect African, Latino, and Indigenous studies! A national day of action. Nov 7th 3:00 PM UT Tower. Austin SDS logo in bottom right corner.
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Jesus, how did I miss this coda to the previous Elon pay package saga?
Screenshot from article in OP: The package — the largest public executive compensation plan in U.S. history — was ultimately approved by Tesla’s shareholders. Following the vote, the Financial Times and Norwegian newspaper E24 published text messages exchanged between Musk and NBIM Chief Executive Nicolai Tangen, which showed the Tesla CEO declining an invitation to a dinner in Norwegian capital Oslo. “When I ask you for a favor, which I very rarely do, and you decline, then you should not ask me for one until you’ve done something to make amends,” Musk reportedly wrote. “Friends are as friends do.”
November 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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"Keep your feet between you and the attacker, target the knees, groin and head." His problem later seemed to be that the the webbing restricted his efforts to stand.
Still from video in OP: Black turtleneck & jeans guy on his back with Longhorns T-shirt guy trying to grapple him; turtleneck & jeans has one leg over Longhorns's shoulder and is swinging the other foot at his head. Still from video in OP: Black turtleneck & jeans guy on his back, kicking with both feet at the groin of Longhorns shirt guy, who is standing.
November 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Matisse, La Dogse
Three dogs lie in various attitudes of rest: belly up, flattened, and moderately uncomfortable.
November 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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“Ma Che Vuoi?" God bless Chicagoans.
In a photo from the Trib story in the OP, a middle-aged man, balding, salt-and-pepper beard, wearing sunglasses, sneakers, jeans, T-shirt, and a black windbreaker, stands in front of a middle-class home with a stoop, mouth open in mid-yell, making the “Ma Che Vuoi?” hand gesture.
November 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Grandpa saw those Jacuzzi Bath Remodel ads on old people's TV.
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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I, a person who has never donated to a Republican candidate, continue to receive the most batshit emails from Donal Trump. This round started right after the No Kings march. Do any of his supporters receive these emails and wonder, even in passing, what he's raising money for?
Screenshot from email: STAND WITH DONALD TRUMP 1. They hate that I’m putting America first. 2. They want you to continue working your ass off but never bear the fruits of your labor. 3. But that’s not even the worst part — if they have it their way, your tax dollars won’t even be used to build up our great country. THEY WANT TO FUNNEL IT STRAIGHT TO THEIR MOST LOYAL VOTERS - ILLEGAL ALIENS. It’s disturbing. It makes you sick. But I promise you this: we won’t let them gain the upper hand, but you must promise me that you’ll join my MAGA Defense Blitz right now. > Because I’m telling you — the Democrats won’t back down unless we put up a fight so massive that they have no choice but to run back to mommy's house! ATTENTION, I need 50,000 brave MAGA warriors including you, of course — to shout: I STAND WITH DONALD TRUMP Chip in $20 right now to help us outraise the Democrats before my end-of-month fundraising deadline. > Thank you, Donald J. Trump
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Still from an episode of Hogan's Heroes featuring General Burkhalter and Colonel Klink in their archetypelly Nazi double-breasted overcoats.
October 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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...tons of comedy, or what was considered comedy in the 1950s and 60s (Allen Sherman, Stan Frieberg), radio, TV and film shows/soundtracks and a sizeable number of things I couldn't even classify. A handful of 45s as well. An eclectic mix, DM me for the address and time!
Opera albums: Boris Godounoff, Wagner's Gotterdammerung, The Mikado. Musicals: Rex Harrison and Julie Andrews, My Fair Lady; Original Broadway cast of the Music Man, Mary Martin in The Sound of Music, and Brigadoon, original cast recording. Folk albums: Kingston Trio, Clancy Brothers, "German Sing-Along," Tara Cieli Band.
October 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM