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Susan Sassi
@susansassi.bsky.social
Solo Show Artist, TV Writer Finalist. Satire, Stand-up, Cathy Impersonator. https://linktr.ee/Susansassi
I suddenly need to buy something on amazon. I'm not sure why. #superbOwl2025 #SuperBowl2025 #kendricklamar
February 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I can tell by the look in Taylor's eyes, she's writing a song about the Eagles right now. #goeagles #superbOwl #superbowl #taylorswift
February 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Hot update on the job search. I tried being an Avenger but was fired immediately. I have to work on my superhero smolder. I did get better with practice.
January 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This office has a manager who knows how to cheer up the employees. However, everyone's performance report says they are under a quota for belly rubs.
January 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Trump grabbed Pensylvania by the Beaver County
November 6, 2024 at 3:41 AM
2024 election, you must be my ex, because waiting for you to finish is torture. Get me a freaking martini, honey!
November 6, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Looks like six more months of stuffed animals
Real groundhog found among stuffed animals inside claw machine in Pennsylvania
A real groundhog was found surrounded by stuffed animals inside a claw machine near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
6abc.com
August 15, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Study finds Gen Xers and Millenials are at a higher risk for 17 cancers. And if in LA, those cancers ar at a higher risk of having a scorpio rising.
August 12, 2024 at 12:28 PM
I just had so much fun chatting with A.D. Amorosi for Theatre in the Round on WPPM-LP Philadelphia 106.5FM. I'm not sure when my interview will air, but possibly this Monday at 4 pm EST!! I think you can listen in here: phillycam.org/listen #philadelphiafringe #fringearts #philadephiatheatre
August 7, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Reposted by Susan Sassi
Life Lessons and Dating Advice I Learned from Jigsaw Puzzles by @susansassi.bsky.social
Life Lessons and Dating Advice I Learned from Jigsaw Puzzles
1. Patience is key. 2. Remember to take breaks for self-care. 3. And don’t forget to go to the bathroom. 4. It’s better to make slow progress with ...
www.mcsweeneys.net
April 25, 2024 at 8:20 PM
I got published in McSweeney! All the dating finally paid off
April 23, 2024 at 9:55 PM
The names of my male board of directors has been officially announced in The Belladonna. You'll want to donate immediately when you see these names. They sound so competent!

thebelladonnacomedy.com/our-list-of-...
January 29, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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I have an exciting new project and I need your help! Please read about it and if you feel inclined, like, share, and/or donate. Any support is appreciated! fundraising.fracturedatlas.org/when-susan-c...
December 27, 2023 at 8:05 PM
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Stop Doing This One Common Thing Right Now or You’ll Die by @susansassi.bsky.social
Stop Doing This One Common Thing Right Now or You’ll Die
It could kill you any second!
thebelladonnacomedy.com
January 24, 2024 at 8:16 PM
I have an exciting new project and I need your help! Please read about it and if you feel inclined, like, share, and/or donate. Any support is appreciated! fundraising.fracturedatlas.org/when-susan-c...
December 27, 2023 at 8:05 PM
This satire was brought to you by my social anxiety and the letters "A" & "I" Thank you Belladonna for Publishing my work! #alexa #siri #googlehome #ai

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November 13, 2023 at 2:37 PM
"I should have sent my prescription to the marks brothers" - Henry Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade for Medical Treatments Covered by Health Insurance . Check out my new article on @thebelladonnacomedy thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-many-hea...
How Many Health Industry Professionals Does It Take to Get Life-Saving Medical Equipment?
Seriously, I need the answer.
thebelladonnacomedy.com
November 3, 2023 at 12:42 PM
The rave reviews are pouring in:

"God I hate that book. This article almost made me want to readi it again. But, no."

I'll take it!

medium.com/jane-austens...
October 16, 2023 at 8:27 PM
I wrote a piece for me and all the other literary nerds out there! Also, good for those feeling nostalgic for High School English class! (ps I mean nerds as a compliment in the most loving way possible) medium.com/jane-austens...
October 13, 2023 at 2:26 PM