Susan Sassi
@susansassi.bsky.social
Solo Show Artist, TV Writer Finalist. Satire, Stand-up, Cathy Impersonator. https://linktr.ee/Susansassi
I suddenly need to buy something on amazon. I'm not sure why. #superbOwl2025 #SuperBowl2025 #kendricklamar
February 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I suddenly need to buy something on amazon. I'm not sure why. #superbOwl2025 #SuperBowl2025 #kendricklamar
I can tell by the look in Taylor's eyes, she's writing a song about the Eagles right now. #goeagles #superbOwl #superbowl #taylorswift
February 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I can tell by the look in Taylor's eyes, she's writing a song about the Eagles right now. #goeagles #superbOwl #superbowl #taylorswift
Hot update on the job search. I tried being an Avenger but was fired immediately. I have to work on my superhero smolder. I did get better with practice.
January 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Hot update on the job search. I tried being an Avenger but was fired immediately. I have to work on my superhero smolder. I did get better with practice.
This office has a manager who knows how to cheer up the employees. However, everyone's performance report says they are under a quota for belly rubs.
January 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This office has a manager who knows how to cheer up the employees. However, everyone's performance report says they are under a quota for belly rubs.
Trump grabbed Pensylvania by the Beaver County
November 6, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Trump grabbed Pensylvania by the Beaver County
2024 election, you must be my ex, because waiting for you to finish is torture. Get me a freaking martini, honey!
November 6, 2024 at 2:31 AM
2024 election, you must be my ex, because waiting for you to finish is torture. Get me a freaking martini, honey!
Looks like six more months of stuffed animals
Real groundhog found among stuffed animals inside claw machine in Pennsylvania
A real groundhog was found surrounded by stuffed animals inside a claw machine near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
6abc.com
August 15, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Looks like six more months of stuffed animals
Study finds Gen Xers and Millenials are at a higher risk for 17 cancers. And if in LA, those cancers ar at a higher risk of having a scorpio rising.
August 12, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Study finds Gen Xers and Millenials are at a higher risk for 17 cancers. And if in LA, those cancers ar at a higher risk of having a scorpio rising.
I just had so much fun chatting with A.D. Amorosi for Theatre in the Round on WPPM-LP Philadelphia 106.5FM. I'm not sure when my interview will air, but possibly this Monday at 4 pm EST!! I think you can listen in here: phillycam.org/listen #philadelphiafringe #fringearts #philadephiatheatre
August 7, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I just had so much fun chatting with A.D. Amorosi for Theatre in the Round on WPPM-LP Philadelphia 106.5FM. I'm not sure when my interview will air, but possibly this Monday at 4 pm EST!! I think you can listen in here: phillycam.org/listen #philadelphiafringe #fringearts #philadephiatheatre
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Life Lessons and Dating Advice I Learned from Jigsaw Puzzles by @susansassi.bsky.social
Life Lessons and Dating Advice I Learned from Jigsaw Puzzles
1. Patience is key.
2. Remember to take breaks for self-care.
3. And don’t forget to go to the bathroom.
4. It’s better to make slow progress with ...
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April 25, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Life Lessons and Dating Advice I Learned from Jigsaw Puzzles by @susansassi.bsky.social
I got published in McSweeney! All the dating finally paid off
"Your self-worth isn’t determined by how many puzzles you solve. It is determined by whether you can get the puzzle to marry you and have puzzle babies."
Life Lessons and Dating Advice I Learned from Jigsaw Puzzles
1. Patience is key.
2. Remember to take breaks for self-care.
3. And don’t forget to go to the bathroom.
4. It’s better to make slow progress with ...
www.mcsweeneys.net
April 23, 2024 at 9:55 PM
I got published in McSweeney! All the dating finally paid off
The names of my male board of directors has been officially announced in The Belladonna. You'll want to donate immediately when you see these names. They sound so competent!
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January 29, 2024 at 4:45 PM
The names of my male board of directors has been officially announced in The Belladonna. You'll want to donate immediately when you see these names. They sound so competent!
thebelladonnacomedy.com/our-list-of-...
thebelladonnacomedy.com/our-list-of-...
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I have an exciting new project and I need your help! Please read about it and if you feel inclined, like, share, and/or donate. Any support is appreciated! fundraising.fracturedatlas.org/when-susan-c...
December 27, 2023 at 8:05 PM
I have an exciting new project and I need your help! Please read about it and if you feel inclined, like, share, and/or donate. Any support is appreciated! fundraising.fracturedatlas.org/when-susan-c...
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Stop Doing This One Common Thing Right Now or You’ll Die by @susansassi.bsky.social
Stop Doing This One Common Thing Right Now or You’ll Die
It could kill you any second!
thebelladonnacomedy.com
January 24, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Stop Doing This One Common Thing Right Now or You’ll Die by @susansassi.bsky.social
I have an exciting new project and I need your help! Please read about it and if you feel inclined, like, share, and/or donate. Any support is appreciated! fundraising.fracturedatlas.org/when-susan-c...
December 27, 2023 at 8:05 PM
I have an exciting new project and I need your help! Please read about it and if you feel inclined, like, share, and/or donate. Any support is appreciated! fundraising.fracturedatlas.org/when-susan-c...
This satire was brought to you by my social anxiety and the letters "A" & "I" Thank you Belladonna for Publishing my work! #alexa #siri #googlehome #ai
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November 13, 2023 at 2:37 PM
This satire was brought to you by my social anxiety and the letters "A" & "I" Thank you Belladonna for Publishing my work! #alexa #siri #googlehome #ai
thebelladonnacomedy.com/an-imagined-...
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"I should have sent my prescription to the marks brothers" - Henry Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade for Medical Treatments Covered by Health Insurance . Check out my new article on @thebelladonnacomedy thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-many-hea...
How Many Health Industry Professionals Does It Take to Get Life-Saving Medical Equipment?
Seriously, I need the answer.
thebelladonnacomedy.com
November 3, 2023 at 12:42 PM
"I should have sent my prescription to the marks brothers" - Henry Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade for Medical Treatments Covered by Health Insurance . Check out my new article on @thebelladonnacomedy thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-many-hea...
The rave reviews are pouring in:
"God I hate that book. This article almost made me want to readi it again. But, no."
I'll take it!
medium.com/jane-austens...
"God I hate that book. This article almost made me want to readi it again. But, no."
I'll take it!
medium.com/jane-austens...
October 16, 2023 at 8:27 PM
The rave reviews are pouring in:
"God I hate that book. This article almost made me want to readi it again. But, no."
I'll take it!
medium.com/jane-austens...
"God I hate that book. This article almost made me want to readi it again. But, no."
I'll take it!
medium.com/jane-austens...
I wrote a piece for me and all the other literary nerds out there! Also, good for those feeling nostalgic for High School English class! (ps I mean nerds as a compliment in the most loving way possible) medium.com/jane-austens...
October 13, 2023 at 2:26 PM
I wrote a piece for me and all the other literary nerds out there! Also, good for those feeling nostalgic for High School English class! (ps I mean nerds as a compliment in the most loving way possible) medium.com/jane-austens...