Susanna Carroll
@susannacarroll.bsky.social
Sometime word wrangler, likes Forteana other weird stuff, Science fiction and Crime (reading about not committing). She/her
Cool rain, and a bit blowy in this part of Cambridgeshire
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Cool rain, and a bit blowy in this part of Cambridgeshire
Which side do you sleep on? Have you changed the detergent you use to wash your pillowcases? Could be a possibility.
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Which side do you sleep on? Have you changed the detergent you use to wash your pillowcases? Could be a possibility.
Your could date another Marjorie, who'd view you as a keeper.
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Your could date another Marjorie, who'd view you as a keeper.
Straight onto TV Tropes as soon as I'm back from the Cinema.
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Straight onto TV Tropes as soon as I'm back from the Cinema.
Another forever war incoming!
November 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Another forever war incoming!
I've just started on the Elly Griffiths. Lee Child I only know from the film versions of his Jack Reacher novels.
October 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I've just started on the Elly Griffiths. Lee Child I only know from the film versions of his Jack Reacher novels.
He had a run on Lee Child books, now he's on Elly Griffiths.
October 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
He had a run on Lee Child books, now he's on Elly Griffiths.
I take it that you were using flash?
October 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I take it that you were using flash?
Why's there a T-rex standing on a badly drawn map of Ireland(?)?
October 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Why's there a T-rex standing on a badly drawn map of Ireland(?)?
Ex-president of France Nicolas Sarkozy has been jailed for fiddling his election expense and being dodgy, couldn't we arrange something similar for Boris, who's indubitably dodgy.
October 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Ex-president of France Nicolas Sarkozy has been jailed for fiddling his election expense and being dodgy, couldn't we arrange something similar for Boris, who's indubitably dodgy.
The Penguin bars now contain as about much penguin as they do chocolate.
October 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The Penguin bars now contain as about much penguin as they do chocolate.
Stephen Miller is Gríma Wormtongue, the evil counsellor to an old, sick, fading King.
October 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Stephen Miller is Gríma Wormtongue, the evil counsellor to an old, sick, fading King.
Surely those are basically spherical fries, i.e. chips?
October 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Surely those are basically spherical fries, i.e. chips?
Have you tried them on mushroom, mushroom?
October 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Have you tried them on mushroom, mushroom?
You wouldn't want to be on the bench behind Eystein Foul-Fart, when you're rowing your longship.
October 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
You wouldn't want to be on the bench behind Eystein Foul-Fart, when you're rowing your longship.
It's making its way back to its breeding ground in the Sargasso Sea.
October 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
It's making its way back to its breeding ground in the Sargasso Sea.
If they were a real patriot that soft drink would be Vimto, or Ribena, or Irn-Bru if they've Scottish heritage.
October 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
If they were a real patriot that soft drink would be Vimto, or Ribena, or Irn-Bru if they've Scottish heritage.
Surprised that they don't appear to have had gammon on the menu.
October 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Surprised that they don't appear to have had gammon on the menu.
Back in my school days (when dinosaurs walked the earth), how we sniggered at "A finger of Fudge is just enough, to give your friends a treat".
October 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Back in my school days (when dinosaurs walked the earth), how we sniggered at "A finger of Fudge is just enough, to give your friends a treat".
Is it a traditionally raised turkey? From the 18th century Norfolk farmers walked flocks of turkeys down from Norfolk to London for the Christmas market. Given the walking speed of turkeys and old Norfolk farmers, they'd have to set off in September to walk the 100, or so, miles in time.
September 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Is it a traditionally raised turkey? From the 18th century Norfolk farmers walked flocks of turkeys down from Norfolk to London for the Christmas market. Given the walking speed of turkeys and old Norfolk farmers, they'd have to set off in September to walk the 100, or so, miles in time.
They've misspelled "demented rant".
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
They've misspelled "demented rant".
Double rainbow.
September 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Double rainbow.
It could have be worse, you might have taken your undies off as well.
September 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It could have be worse, you might have taken your undies off as well.