Used Car Salesprincess
@susamong.bsky.social
Mx. Universe runner up ‘93. Votes yellow no matter what fellow
DNI:
-ppl who lack media literacy & normalize problematic tropes/ships
-car in front of me on the on-ramp merging onto the freeway going 40
-pharmacists who won’t give me the good stuff
DNI:
-ppl who lack media literacy & normalize problematic tropes/ships
-car in front of me on the on-ramp merging onto the freeway going 40
-pharmacists who won’t give me the good stuff
a woman who looks like this could probably ruin my life with no resistance if she wanted to
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
a woman who looks like this could probably ruin my life with no resistance if she wanted to
and so one more day in the endless procession of days passes by the ol' Experiment 🇺🇸
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
and so one more day in the endless procession of days passes by the ol' Experiment 🇺🇸
ok but i love that they’re calling it The Barn because there’s a barn somewhere near it. new bullshit developments are always getting named after the leftovers of an economy that no longer exists
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 AM
ok but i love that they’re calling it The Barn because there’s a barn somewhere near it. new bullshit developments are always getting named after the leftovers of an economy that no longer exists
and so passes another day in the ol’ Experiment 🇺🇸
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 AM
and so passes another day in the ol’ Experiment 🇺🇸
uh oh yall im feeling kinda blue
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
uh oh yall im feeling kinda blue
big man is absolutely CHEESING here
October 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
big man is absolutely CHEESING here
my type of gal. she’s got legs all the way up to HERE. 3 of them. Eyes like floodlights
September 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
my type of gal. she’s got legs all the way up to HERE. 3 of them. Eyes like floodlights
oh thats a relief
September 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
oh thats a relief
not me. im on macromanipulation. im moving continents with this shit man
September 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
not me. im on macromanipulation. im moving continents with this shit man
it’s like this, man
August 30, 2025 at 9:06 AM
it’s like this, man
if someone said this shit to me i would be apoplectic with rage. no force below God could repel my righteous attack
August 20, 2025 at 6:55 AM
if someone said this shit to me i would be apoplectic with rage. no force below God could repel my righteous attack
i’m learning so fucking much. expect a vanguard party from me by 2027
August 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m learning so fucking much. expect a vanguard party from me by 2027
there is wisdom in this
August 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
there is wisdom in this
the blue powerade zero got me like
July 22, 2025 at 9:45 AM
the blue powerade zero got me like
good night. sleep tight n remember to tuck in or someone else do it 🛌 it’s big big day tomorrow
July 18, 2025 at 6:52 AM
good night. sleep tight n remember to tuck in or someone else do it 🛌 it’s big big day tomorrow
no more ads on doodle jump
July 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
no more ads on doodle jump
I make this announcement with a heavy heart. This decision was not made easily, but it was made over a long period of deliberation and it was determined to be in the best interests of as many people as possible and, thus, the only responsible course of action
July 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I make this announcement with a heavy heart. This decision was not made easily, but it was made over a long period of deliberation and it was determined to be in the best interests of as many people as possible and, thus, the only responsible course of action
me with my crew deciding what 2 order at Raising Canes
July 2, 2025 at 9:39 AM
me with my crew deciding what 2 order at Raising Canes
i have a query for each among my hordes of followers:
July 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
i have a query for each among my hordes of followers:
good night my thousands upon thousands of loyal followers. i want this image to become part of you
June 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
good night my thousands upon thousands of loyal followers. i want this image to become part of you
we atheists don’t need a book. We’ve got something better
June 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
we atheists don’t need a book. We’ve got something better
pov you’re the silverware in my microwave
June 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
pov you’re the silverware in my microwave
Just seen some Doctor Who! Fuck!
June 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Just seen some Doctor Who! Fuck!