Used Car Salesprincess
@susamong.bsky.social
Mx. Universe runner up ‘93. Votes yellow no matter what fellow
DNI:
-ppl who lack media literacy & normalize problematic tropes/ships
-car in front of me on the on-ramp merging onto the freeway going 40
-pharmacists who won’t give me the good stuff
DNI:
-ppl who lack media literacy & normalize problematic tropes/ships
-car in front of me on the on-ramp merging onto the freeway going 40
-pharmacists who won’t give me the good stuff
*getting a few things mixed up* ain't no rule says white men can't play basketball
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 AM
*getting a few things mixed up* ain't no rule says white men can't play basketball
I need you to scab, kitten. Cross the picket line for mommy ❤️
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I need you to scab, kitten. Cross the picket line for mommy ❤️
noooooo Don dont do it that's my good friend Rule of Law
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
noooooo Don dont do it that's my good friend Rule of Law
my bum bum! it's been taken!
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 AM
my bum bum! it's been taken!
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balalaika - black lagoon
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
balalaika - black lagoon
tbf if i was a mobster i would definitely shoot a poster that said RULE OF LAW and nothing else on it
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
tbf if i was a mobster i would definitely shoot a poster that said RULE OF LAW and nothing else on it
tbf if i was a mob boss and i found a book called RULE of LAW i would also stab it
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
tbf if i was a mob boss and i found a book called RULE of LAW i would also stab it
a woman who looks like this could probably ruin my life with no resistance if she wanted to
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
a woman who looks like this could probably ruin my life with no resistance if she wanted to
and so one more day in the endless procession of days passes by the ol' Experiment 🇺🇸
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
and so one more day in the endless procession of days passes by the ol' Experiment 🇺🇸
gen z is trying to cancel Claudia Sheinbaum
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 AM
gen z is trying to cancel Claudia Sheinbaum
growing up is realizing that the chimney in Santa Baby is a metaphor for penis
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
growing up is realizing that the chimney in Santa Baby is a metaphor for penis
yeah, Hobbes. think before you speak
November 16, 2025 at 10:25 AM
yeah, Hobbes. think before you speak
and so passes another day in the ol’ Experiment 🇺🇸
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 AM
and so passes another day in the ol’ Experiment 🇺🇸
hate Heinz Simply ketchup. give me the complicated one
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
hate Heinz Simply ketchup. give me the complicated one
wait so donald trump is a milkshake duck??? fuck, this one hurts
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
wait so donald trump is a milkshake duck??? fuck, this one hurts
californians be like: california is the fourth largest economy in the world
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
californians be like: california is the fourth largest economy in the world
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yall mind if a white boy gets a lil septic with it?
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
yall mind if a white boy gets a lil septic with it?
dogs love saying some shit like arf
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
dogs love saying some shit like arf
we should allow every person on earth to vote on any election of their choosing once per year
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
we should allow every person on earth to vote on any election of their choosing once per year
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Melínoe from Hades 2 🗡️
November 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Melínoe from Hades 2 🗡️
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fat bear week featuring kaja
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
fat bear week featuring kaja