On the presidential interview, they just asked the Heather Humphries "if you are president, where would the presidential toaster be held?".... and she said "In the press" 😂😂 best question ever
October 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
On the presidential interview, they just asked the Heather Humphries "if you are president, where would the presidential toaster be held?".... and she said "In the press" 😂😂 best question ever
There are some bloody tunes in The House of Guinness.
September 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
There are some bloody tunes in The House of Guinness.
My dogs been prescribed antidepressants. Is it that bad living with me?
September 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
My dogs been prescribed antidepressants. Is it that bad living with me?
I am quite literally only home from my holidays and I need another one. Everybody is annoying me and I want to be alone.
September 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I am quite literally only home from my holidays and I need another one. Everybody is annoying me and I want to be alone.
My exs daughter said she didn't like leopard print, that's when I should have known it was doomed.
September 9, 2025 at 8:26 AM
My exs daughter said she didn't like leopard print, that's when I should have known it was doomed.
I just want to be asleep.
February 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I just want to be asleep.
She is gross and pale.
February 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
She is gross and pale.
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It's a complicated intersection, wanting to find the right person but also not being sure the right person exists for you, and if they do, convinced they wouldn't find anything to like about you anyway but also not wanting to settle for anything less. Maybe Emin had the right idea marrying a rock.
February 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It's a complicated intersection, wanting to find the right person but also not being sure the right person exists for you, and if they do, convinced they wouldn't find anything to like about you anyway but also not wanting to settle for anything less. Maybe Emin had the right idea marrying a rock.
I hope a whale ate him and shit him out and then ate him again.
February 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I hope a whale ate him and shit him out and then ate him again.
I've been in long term, serious relationships living with my partner and I've never ever changed my emergency contact from my mother. I honestly think even if I'm married she'll still be my emergency contact.
February 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I've been in long term, serious relationships living with my partner and I've never ever changed my emergency contact from my mother. I honestly think even if I'm married she'll still be my emergency contact.
Convinced myself on holidays that I had a cold sore. Despite not getting them and having active mouth ulcers. So I went to the pharmacy for cream and they gave me "oral herp" and it tastes lovely and is lovely on my lips. But it's awful looking so need to figure out how to get the name off of it
February 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Convinced myself on holidays that I had a cold sore. Despite not getting them and having active mouth ulcers. So I went to the pharmacy for cream and they gave me "oral herp" and it tastes lovely and is lovely on my lips. But it's awful looking so need to figure out how to get the name off of it
I've also had two dreams about being pregnant despite it being physically impossible but it's giving me the fear
February 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I've also had two dreams about being pregnant despite it being physically impossible but it's giving me the fear
I had a dream where I was with my boyfriend to go to big Tesco and then his Dad was there too. My boyfriend jumped out of the car in the car park to meet one of his friends and then when we were walking into big Tesco he had two or three other people with him. When I finally got in they said...
February 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I had a dream where I was with my boyfriend to go to big Tesco and then his Dad was there too. My boyfriend jumped out of the car in the car park to meet one of his friends and then when we were walking into big Tesco he had two or three other people with him. When I finally got in they said...
"Did you hear a big bang?" "No, why?" "I just fell off the chair" "What were you doing on a chair?" "I was sitting on it" "Well that's fucking stupid". Ummm?
February 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"Did you hear a big bang?" "No, why?" "I just fell off the chair" "What were you doing on a chair?" "I was sitting on it" "Well that's fucking stupid". Ummm?
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I need a holiday from getting ready for my holiday
January 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I need a holiday from getting ready for my holiday
Iris did not deserve that.
January 26, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Iris did not deserve that.
I am so glad I waited until all episodes of Yellowstone were out before watching it. I couldn't cope otherwise.
January 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I am so glad I waited until all episodes of Yellowstone were out before watching it. I couldn't cope otherwise.
#MarilynMansonUnmasked is triggering and eye opening.
January 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
#MarilynMansonUnmasked is triggering and eye opening.
Hot whiskey to help me sleep.
January 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Hot whiskey to help me sleep.
Mayor of Kingstown is very very triggering.
January 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Mayor of Kingstown is very very triggering.
I'll never understand when people go balling into the doctors saying "oh I'm in so much pain" gal they're just going to give you a wee script or send you to the hospital. You're not going to have a miraculous recovery.
January 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I'll never understand when people go balling into the doctors saying "oh I'm in so much pain" gal they're just going to give you a wee script or send you to the hospital. You're not going to have a miraculous recovery.
Today my boob does not want to stay in my bra.
January 13, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Today my boob does not want to stay in my bra.
"and my boyfriend is thrilled, because he doesn't exist"
January 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
"and my boyfriend is thrilled, because he doesn't exist"