Amphitrite
@surrounding3rd.bsky.social
Like if they made a lady dirtbag: a dirtbaguette
Of all the things I'm looking forward to, I'm looking forward to telling my husband I have won at auction yet more china we don't have the space for the most
May 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Of all the things I'm looking forward to, I'm looking forward to telling my husband I have won at auction yet more china we don't have the space for the most
Happy Friday to the beloved bluetuals
May 30, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Happy Friday to the beloved bluetuals
Reposted by Amphitrite
Life hack: if your dog is starting to refuse her medication, a McCain's Deep'n Delicious is like $7 and can be used to make a surprising quantity of pill-hiding cake pops
May 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Life hack: if your dog is starting to refuse her medication, a McCain's Deep'n Delicious is like $7 and can be used to make a surprising quantity of pill-hiding cake pops
Bumpin' that Bluesky Wednesday
May 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Bumpin' that Bluesky Wednesday
I nearly forgot it's the day to bloot my tweets
May 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I nearly forgot it's the day to bloot my tweets
Who up getting ready to go hiking with me
May 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Who up getting ready to go hiking with me
If your Slavic girlies aren't dragging you out clubbing on a random Thursday night, do you even have Slavic girlies?
May 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
If your Slavic girlies aren't dragging you out clubbing on a random Thursday night, do you even have Slavic girlies?
Type of guy who meticulously prompts veo3 to create his perfect sexual scenario but doesn't realize he could just jerk off to the thing he's imagining directly
May 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Type of guy who meticulously prompts veo3 to create his perfect sexual scenario but doesn't realize he could just jerk off to the thing he's imagining directly
Reposted by Amphitrite
By the way, if you're curious about concept.country, here's a good starter pack with all of the constituents on bluesky so far: go.bsky.app/16VTdmN
May 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
By the way, if you're curious about concept.country, here's a good starter pack with all of the constituents on bluesky so far: go.bsky.app/16VTdmN
I hate to admit it, but these pink lemonade Barbie cookies actually slap
May 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I hate to admit it, but these pink lemonade Barbie cookies actually slap
This feels like when a friend told me she didn't like The Shrouds because Karsh kept talking about Becca's body. A body is a tangible presence that demands notice. We can't just keep pretending bodies don't have meaning
Yesterday I saw an screenshot of a mom saying we shouldn’t say a person’s baby has chubby cheeks because it’s “talking about bodies.” It seems like there are many friendly or well-meaning questions that are blanket-banned by the most rigid, sensitive people. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/in-defense...
May 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This feels like when a friend told me she didn't like The Shrouds because Karsh kept talking about Becca's body. A body is a tangible presence that demands notice. We can't just keep pretending bodies don't have meaning
Maybe the real lesson of Bluesky Wednesdays were the friends we told along the way
Bluesky Wednesdays! This is a new tradition where I post on Bluesky instead of Twitter on Wednesdays. I'm trying to convince other people to do it. so tell your friends
May 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Maybe the real lesson of Bluesky Wednesdays were the friends we told along the way
These posts are best read as a sort of recursive Stasi self-surveillance report
DATE: 21/05/25
AGENT: Amphitrite
12:32 - wrapped up massive 2.5h bitch session with the work wife
12:33 - pee break
12:48 - wracked by indecision over whether it's best to use my lunch break to pick up holds at the library or swap out the handlebar grips on my bike
AGENT: Amphitrite
12:32 - wrapped up massive 2.5h bitch session with the work wife
12:33 - pee break
12:48 - wracked by indecision over whether it's best to use my lunch break to pick up holds at the library or swap out the handlebar grips on my bike
May 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
These posts are best read as a sort of recursive Stasi self-surveillance report
DATE: 21/05/25
AGENT: Amphitrite
12:32 - wrapped up massive 2.5h bitch session with the work wife
12:33 - pee break
12:48 - wracked by indecision over whether it's best to use my lunch break to pick up holds at the library or swap out the handlebar grips on my bike
AGENT: Amphitrite
12:32 - wrapped up massive 2.5h bitch session with the work wife
12:33 - pee break
12:48 - wracked by indecision over whether it's best to use my lunch break to pick up holds at the library or swap out the handlebar grips on my bike
May 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
DATE: 21/05/25
AGENT: Amphitrite
12:32 - wrapped up massive 2.5h bitch session with the work wife
12:33 - pee break
12:48 - wracked by indecision over whether it's best to use my lunch break to pick up holds at the library or swap out the handlebar grips on my bike
AGENT: Amphitrite
12:32 - wrapped up massive 2.5h bitch session with the work wife
12:33 - pee break
12:48 - wracked by indecision over whether it's best to use my lunch break to pick up holds at the library or swap out the handlebar grips on my bike
Reposted by Amphitrite
Going to call an "Upwing Bear Trap" that phenomenon where an otherwise avowedly liberal techno-optimist falls back on some uncritical reactionary social position by default
Oh you call yourself tanshumanist but you're afraid of actual transgender people? Typical Upwing Bear Trap
Oh you call yourself tanshumanist but you're afraid of actual transgender people? Typical Upwing Bear Trap
May 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Going to call an "Upwing Bear Trap" that phenomenon where an otherwise avowedly liberal techno-optimist falls back on some uncritical reactionary social position by default
Oh you call yourself tanshumanist but you're afraid of actual transgender people? Typical Upwing Bear Trap
Oh you call yourself tanshumanist but you're afraid of actual transgender people? Typical Upwing Bear Trap
We are less than 6 months out from serious policy decisions being made by someone who listened to a particularly convincing Minion
So: the “Protect Bathurst / Dufferin” astroturf campaign run by Summerhill Market had videos of a guy talking about the neighborhood & RapidTO proposal. Real grassroots feel. Took a screenshot & put it into google image search. Guess what?
May 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
We are less than 6 months out from serious policy decisions being made by someone who listened to a particularly convincing Minion
I've been suffering from phantom ticks since I went hiking last night but none of that matters because it's Bluesky Wednesday
May 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I've been suffering from phantom ticks since I went hiking last night but none of that matters because it's Bluesky Wednesday
We can ditch E. I'm not going to be married to a man who gets along better with my family than I do
YOUR PARTNER HAS ALL 7, BUT YOU HAVE TO DELETE ONE FOREVER:
A. GREAT COMMUNICATOR
B. LOYAL & FAITHFUL
C. EMOTIONALLY INTELLIGENT
D. ROMANTIC & THOUGHTFUL
E. GETS ALONG WITH YOUR FAMILY
F. ADVENTUROUS/ SPONTANEOUS
G. HANDLES CONFLICT WELL
I’m going with F, I like planning.
A. GREAT COMMUNICATOR
B. LOYAL & FAITHFUL
C. EMOTIONALLY INTELLIGENT
D. ROMANTIC & THOUGHTFUL
E. GETS ALONG WITH YOUR FAMILY
F. ADVENTUROUS/ SPONTANEOUS
G. HANDLES CONFLICT WELL
I’m going with F, I like planning.
March 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
We can ditch E. I'm not going to be married to a man who gets along better with my family than I do
Pssssst
Hey kid, ever wanted to see the inside of a burned out tree?
Hey kid, ever wanted to see the inside of a burned out tree?
March 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Pssssst
Hey kid, ever wanted to see the inside of a burned out tree?
Hey kid, ever wanted to see the inside of a burned out tree?
Perfect bird
March 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Perfect bird
Perfect bird
For some reason the Blue Jays are being very elusive this year… not he best capture but I’ll take it 🥰
#EastCoastKin
#PhotographersUnited
#photography
#birdphotography
#birds
#EastCoastKin
#PhotographersUnited
#photography
#birdphotography
#birds
February 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Perfect bird
Perfect bird
February 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Perfect bird