Jules Garnett
@surrealjules.bsky.social
Sporadic writer of broadcast comedy (HIGNFY, News Quiz, etc). Some time director. Strangeling.
Now would be a good time to rename the English Channel the Bay of Flom, or to put it in French, flambé.
February 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Now would be a good time to rename the English Channel the Bay of Flom, or to put it in French, flambé.
Many thanks? No, not on this occasion. Singular thank for your minimal effort.
January 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Many thanks? No, not on this occasion. Singular thank for your minimal effort.
This year, I will avoid wrongfully writing 2024 on dates for a while by wrongfully writing 2026.
January 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This year, I will avoid wrongfully writing 2024 on dates for a while by wrongfully writing 2026.
He keeps a list of everybody and double checks to see who's been following the rules. So... Santa's basically an Auditor.
December 24, 2024 at 2:51 PM
He keeps a list of everybody and double checks to see who's been following the rules. So... Santa's basically an Auditor.
If a joke bombs in the woods and no-one's around, does it make no sound?
December 11, 2024 at 1:38 PM
If a joke bombs in the woods and no-one's around, does it make no sound?
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Sëluj: like a Daim bar, only harder, tangier, and with a core of liquid Nitrogen.
Sëluj: like a Daim bar, only harder, tangier, and with a core of liquid Nitrogen.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Änitsyrk: an upside-down chair in the shape of a cat
Sillën: a ladle with a sieve where a spoon would be
Änitsyrk: an upside-down chair in the shape of a cat
Sillën: a ladle with a sieve where a spoon would be
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
egaväs: a grey corduroy cushion of unusual dimensions.
egaväs: a grey corduroy cushion of unusual dimensions.
November 30, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Sëluj: like a Daim bar, only harder, tangier, and with a core of liquid Nitrogen.
Sëluj: like a Daim bar, only harder, tangier, and with a core of liquid Nitrogen.
Alright, I'll hitchhike on your bandwagon:
1 like = 1 political opinion I will keep to myself
1 like = 1 political opinion I will keep to myself
November 25, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Alright, I'll hitchhike on your bandwagon:
1 like = 1 political opinion I will keep to myself
1 like = 1 political opinion I will keep to myself
Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally
November 20, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally
Missions (2017): Somewhere between The Expanse and Solaris, but very French. J'approuve. #ConciseTVReviews
November 18, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Missions (2017): Somewhere between The Expanse and Solaris, but very French. J'approuve. #ConciseTVReviews
Fine, but you know Musk was always terrible, right? See Ticketmaster.
November 14, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Fine, but you know Musk was always terrible, right? See Ticketmaster.