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surrealiste.bsky.social
Constance ✨
@surrealiste.bsky.social
kind of a lady, mostly a weirdo.
femme but not human.
Also behold my face, I still exist 🩵✨
February 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I’ve been doing a pottery 🎨
February 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
hello! ☀️🌿
May 21, 2024 at 11:19 PM
eerie
April 8, 2024 at 10:57 PM
I’m obsessed with my new black page journal 🖤

Pencil and silver ink look so luminous on it, and it definitely feels like a bona fide book of shadows
March 4, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Check out Ms. Office Girly 👩🏻‍💼✨
February 5, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Imbolc outfit from last night 🕯️🌲
February 2, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Blessed Imbolc 🔥🐑
February 1, 2024 at 4:49 AM
I was reminded of this stellar photoshoot selfie session I did during chemo, and damn like I don’t necessarily want to commit to the look forever but I looked real good ❤️‍🔥
December 22, 2023 at 12:28 AM
Every time I listen to “Down With The Sickness” by Disturbed, it just sounds like someone having a hard time going through puberty 😂
December 14, 2023 at 2:08 PM
It’s honestly wild to me how much money rich people will spend on truly the stupidest shit.

Exhibit A: a $1450 sterling silver *bean on a string* from Tiffany’s.

Like, why? Make it make sense.
December 13, 2023 at 11:30 PM
✨💕*giiiiirl dinnerrrrr*💕✨
December 13, 2023 at 4:26 AM
I made fresh boba pearls and they’re so soft and chewy and delightful!
December 6, 2023 at 4:29 AM
I was challenged to style pearls without looking like a blue blood old lady or a Kennedy and I think I achieved that.
December 1, 2023 at 5:24 PM
I’m making a cardigan for my cousin for Xmas and I’m loving how it’s turning out!

(even though it’s on pause because I ran out of yarn 🙃🌈)
December 1, 2023 at 5:22 AM
Just some light reading
November 30, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Fuck you 😇💕
November 30, 2023 at 12:28 PM
ootd ✨
November 29, 2023 at 12:42 AM
It will never not be wild to me that you can buy a literal French Château for €1mil but $1mil in Toronto buys you a tiny townhouse or a condo
November 22, 2023 at 12:43 PM
Not pictured:
My younger cousins roasting me off camera 😂💕
November 18, 2023 at 6:03 AM
November 13, 2023 at 4:42 AM
some good Gibson Girl hair today, just a touch of Edwardian
November 7, 2023 at 6:43 PM
hi I exist ✨
November 6, 2023 at 2:26 AM
November 1, 2023 at 4:55 PM
Autumn on Toronto Island
November 1, 2023 at 1:44 PM