Constance ✨
@surrealiste.bsky.social
kind of a lady, mostly a weirdo.
femme but not human.
femme but not human.
One of these days, I’d love to openly call out that one tenderqueer that threw me out of our shared friend group and started a smear campaign against me due to their inability to handle any degree of conflict or disagreement. I’ll never forget that.
How they’re a therapist is BEYOND me.
How they’re a therapist is BEYOND me.
March 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
One of these days, I’d love to openly call out that one tenderqueer that threw me out of our shared friend group and started a smear campaign against me due to their inability to handle any degree of conflict or disagreement. I’ll never forget that.
How they’re a therapist is BEYOND me.
How they’re a therapist is BEYOND me.
Also behold my face, I still exist 🩵✨
February 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Also behold my face, I still exist 🩵✨
I’ve been doing a pottery 🎨
February 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I’ve been doing a pottery 🎨
Nothing grinds my gears more than a guy who say they’re so interested in me, and proceeds to talk over me, interrupt me constantly, not listen to anything I say, and not ask a single question to show mutual respect and interest. I’ve called out like four guys since March who do this 🤦🏻♀️
April 30, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Nothing grinds my gears more than a guy who say they’re so interested in me, and proceeds to talk over me, interrupt me constantly, not listen to anything I say, and not ask a single question to show mutual respect and interest. I’ve called out like four guys since March who do this 🤦🏻♀️
The perennial question for me:
leave a group chat for the people who don’t like me, or stay for the people who do?
(I like everyone, but the people who don’t like me make things feel difficult and sad for me)
leave a group chat for the people who don’t like me, or stay for the people who do?
(I like everyone, but the people who don’t like me make things feel difficult and sad for me)
April 11, 2024 at 10:35 PM
The perennial question for me:
leave a group chat for the people who don’t like me, or stay for the people who do?
(I like everyone, but the people who don’t like me make things feel difficult and sad for me)
leave a group chat for the people who don’t like me, or stay for the people who do?
(I like everyone, but the people who don’t like me make things feel difficult and sad for me)
Does anyone know any other religion that is as pushy and myopic (ie their way is the *only* right way and won’t listen to any other perspectives) about their beliefs as Christianity? Genuine question.
April 11, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Does anyone know any other religion that is as pushy and myopic (ie their way is the *only* right way and won’t listen to any other perspectives) about their beliefs as Christianity? Genuine question.
I’ve decided that I will no longer accept being talked AT by men, and oh boy the outrage they feel when you tell them to stop monopolizing the convo and only talking about themselves is ridiculous! They get so upset!
You’d think they’d never been told “no actually please stop talking” in their life
You’d think they’d never been told “no actually please stop talking” in their life
April 6, 2024 at 3:00 AM
I’ve decided that I will no longer accept being talked AT by men, and oh boy the outrage they feel when you tell them to stop monopolizing the convo and only talking about themselves is ridiculous! They get so upset!
You’d think they’d never been told “no actually please stop talking” in their life
You’d think they’d never been told “no actually please stop talking” in their life
Was at an indie film festival tonight where a older guy loudly, and rudely, told the photographer to stop taking pics
And the way that the announcer AND the entire audience basically told this guy to leave the theatre if he didn’t want to be photographed or eat shit was honestly healing to the soul
And the way that the announcer AND the entire audience basically told this guy to leave the theatre if he didn’t want to be photographed or eat shit was honestly healing to the soul
April 6, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Was at an indie film festival tonight where a older guy loudly, and rudely, told the photographer to stop taking pics
And the way that the announcer AND the entire audience basically told this guy to leave the theatre if he didn’t want to be photographed or eat shit was honestly healing to the soul
And the way that the announcer AND the entire audience basically told this guy to leave the theatre if he didn’t want to be photographed or eat shit was honestly healing to the soul
The scene: Monday night at Oasis
This older guy: “oh I love oasis, it’s the best sex club I’ve been to. It’s so diverse, it’s right beside a college, and all the other clubs I’ve been to tend towards an older audience”
Me: “I’m sorry, did you just say you like Oasis for the co-ed students?”
(1)
This older guy: “oh I love oasis, it’s the best sex club I’ve been to. It’s so diverse, it’s right beside a college, and all the other clubs I’ve been to tend towards an older audience”
Me: “I’m sorry, did you just say you like Oasis for the co-ed students?”
(1)
April 5, 2024 at 9:34 PM
The scene: Monday night at Oasis
This older guy: “oh I love oasis, it’s the best sex club I’ve been to. It’s so diverse, it’s right beside a college, and all the other clubs I’ve been to tend towards an older audience”
Me: “I’m sorry, did you just say you like Oasis for the co-ed students?”
(1)
This older guy: “oh I love oasis, it’s the best sex club I’ve been to. It’s so diverse, it’s right beside a college, and all the other clubs I’ve been to tend towards an older audience”
Me: “I’m sorry, did you just say you like Oasis for the co-ed students?”
(1)
Oh boy, I don’t know if it’s the eclipse energy or what but this whole week, I’ve had such take-no-shit energy.
I’m so tired of bullshit, I’ve got chaos in my blood.
I’m so tired of bullshit, I’ve got chaos in my blood.
April 5, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Oh boy, I don’t know if it’s the eclipse energy or what but this whole week, I’ve had such take-no-shit energy.
I’m so tired of bullshit, I’ve got chaos in my blood.
I’m so tired of bullshit, I’ve got chaos in my blood.
I’ve sent out invites and am officially planning my first group spellcasting / coven ceremony for me and the women in my family
I’ve done 1-on-1 spells as needed, but this is the first time I’m organizing something for seven people and I’m excited!
Does that make me the High Priestess? 🔮
I’ve done 1-on-1 spells as needed, but this is the first time I’m organizing something for seven people and I’m excited!
Does that make me the High Priestess? 🔮
March 24, 2024 at 3:20 AM
I’ve sent out invites and am officially planning my first group spellcasting / coven ceremony for me and the women in my family
I’ve done 1-on-1 spells as needed, but this is the first time I’m organizing something for seven people and I’m excited!
Does that make me the High Priestess? 🔮
I’ve done 1-on-1 spells as needed, but this is the first time I’m organizing something for seven people and I’m excited!
Does that make me the High Priestess? 🔮
Tbh I only started practicing witchcraft because I kept getting messages in my dreams that one of my exes told me I put a spell on them, which I didn’t and would never do, but it got me curious about my own personal power and like damn they were picking up on power I didn’t know I had
March 23, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Tbh I only started practicing witchcraft because I kept getting messages in my dreams that one of my exes told me I put a spell on them, which I didn’t and would never do, but it got me curious about my own personal power and like damn they were picking up on power I didn’t know I had
I’m obsessed with my new black page journal 🖤
Pencil and silver ink look so luminous on it, and it definitely feels like a bona fide book of shadows
Pencil and silver ink look so luminous on it, and it definitely feels like a bona fide book of shadows
March 4, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I’m obsessed with my new black page journal 🖤
Pencil and silver ink look so luminous on it, and it definitely feels like a bona fide book of shadows
Pencil and silver ink look so luminous on it, and it definitely feels like a bona fide book of shadows
Pigeons and goldfish are the same kind of domesticated animal:
- used to be ubiquitous, now obsolete
- in some ways, a stereotype of quintessence of pets no one has anymore
- shits like, way more than you’d expect
- used to be ubiquitous, now obsolete
- in some ways, a stereotype of quintessence of pets no one has anymore
- shits like, way more than you’d expect
February 19, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Pigeons and goldfish are the same kind of domesticated animal:
- used to be ubiquitous, now obsolete
- in some ways, a stereotype of quintessence of pets no one has anymore
- shits like, way more than you’d expect
- used to be ubiquitous, now obsolete
- in some ways, a stereotype of quintessence of pets no one has anymore
- shits like, way more than you’d expect
Check out Ms. Office Girly 👩🏻💼✨
February 5, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Check out Ms. Office Girly 👩🏻💼✨
Reading “When God Was A Woman” by Merlin Stone, a book that looks into the origins of religion and spirituality in ancient humans. The original god was a Great Goddess/Mother Goddess because it was believed that she created life spontaneously…
February 4, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Reading “When God Was A Woman” by Merlin Stone, a book that looks into the origins of religion and spirituality in ancient humans. The original god was a Great Goddess/Mother Goddess because it was believed that she created life spontaneously…
Imbolc outfit from last night 🕯️🌲
February 2, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Imbolc outfit from last night 🕯️🌲
Blessed Imbolc 🔥🐑
February 1, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Blessed Imbolc 🔥🐑
Reposted by Constance ✨
Reporting in from the fundraising trenches! We still haven’t yet even reached 20% of our very necessary goal. Can you help spread the word, pitch in a little cash, or both? Anything you can do to help us keep our doors open is deeply appreciated! Thank you! www.classy.org/campaign/sup...
December 20, 2023 at 2:22 PM
Reporting in from the fundraising trenches! We still haven’t yet even reached 20% of our very necessary goal. Can you help spread the word, pitch in a little cash, or both? Anything you can do to help us keep our doors open is deeply appreciated! Thank you! www.classy.org/campaign/sup...
I was reminded of this stellar photoshoot selfie session I did during chemo, and damn like I don’t necessarily want to commit to the look forever but I looked real good ❤️🔥
December 22, 2023 at 12:28 AM
I was reminded of this stellar photoshoot selfie session I did during chemo, and damn like I don’t necessarily want to commit to the look forever but I looked real good ❤️🔥
It makes me so mad when my partner’s friends don’t show up for him/treat him like shit because he’s so wonderful and caring with his friends.
Like my friends act the same way towards me but I’m occasionally a difficult, argumentative bitch so that makes sense!
I get protective over those I love ❤️
Like my friends act the same way towards me but I’m occasionally a difficult, argumentative bitch so that makes sense!
I get protective over those I love ❤️
December 20, 2023 at 10:53 PM
It makes me so mad when my partner’s friends don’t show up for him/treat him like shit because he’s so wonderful and caring with his friends.
Like my friends act the same way towards me but I’m occasionally a difficult, argumentative bitch so that makes sense!
I get protective over those I love ❤️
Like my friends act the same way towards me but I’m occasionally a difficult, argumentative bitch so that makes sense!
I get protective over those I love ❤️
Today was my last day of exams (hopefully forever but otherwise for a good long time) and I feel happy and relieved and also I really fucking miss my mom 💜
Grief is weird, as I hit milestones without her.
Grief is weird, as I hit milestones without her.
December 19, 2023 at 11:37 PM
Today was my last day of exams (hopefully forever but otherwise for a good long time) and I feel happy and relieved and also I really fucking miss my mom 💜
Grief is weird, as I hit milestones without her.
Grief is weird, as I hit milestones without her.