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Surprise Guy
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I’m that northeastern American Liverpool FC-loving, socially awkward, extroverted leftist Glen Beck predicted on his chalk board.
“Generous sprinkle of chaos” is a badge of honor 😤🎖️
December 4, 2024 at 10:00 AM
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Apparently we have some good news on Konate 🙏 #lfc
November 28, 2024 at 1:33 PM
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Kylian Mbappe, meet Conor Bradley! ⛔️
November 27, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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Nunez just thrown to the ground in the box - no penalty 😂😂
November 27, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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Unreal by Darwin 🔥
November 27, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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Conor Bradley turned Kylian Mbappe into 'Raygun' 👀
November 27, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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C’MON REDMEN!!🔴
November 27, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Chiesa is back in individual training at AXA, it’s shocking how some fans immediately claim he’s the next Keita. Federico didn’t have a proper preseason, moved across the continent, has to switch his play style from Serie A to the Prem. 10-15 years ago players got longer than a few months to settle.
November 26, 2024 at 1:51 PM
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Holy sh*t. Matt Gaetz hints he might run for Florida governor. This creep needs to go away
November 24, 2024 at 2:30 AM
LFC vs Southampton
a kermit the frog is sitting on a ledge with his arms outstretched
ALT: a kermit the frog is sitting on a ledge with his arms outstretched
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Karl Rove became a RINO before GTA VI.
Karl Rove on Matt Gaetz: “He’s a reputation on the floor of the House for having shown pictures of his conquests to his fellow members…You’re not going to get confirmed.”
November 20, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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Walmart is prepping to raise prices in response to Trump's vow to place tariffs on all import goods.

Way to go MAGA idiots. You played yourself.
November 19, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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everything they said soros was doing, musk actually is
November 17, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Honestly can’t praise this guy enough, most consistent midfielder we’ve had in a while.
There are ZERO midfielders in the Premier League that have a higher ground duels win % (min. 50 contested) than Ryan Gravenberch this season [61.1%].

What a season the Dutchman is having 🙌

#LFC #liverpool
November 17, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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There are ZERO midfielders in the Premier League that have a higher ground duels win % (min. 50 contested) than Ryan Gravenberch this season [61.1%].

What a season the Dutchman is having 🙌

#LFC #liverpool
November 17, 2024 at 12:16 PM
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i'm currently playing red dead redemption 2 for the first time and honestly i can't believe it took me so long to get to it, what an experience
November 14, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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If your profile says "Christian. Patriot. Biblical man." I don't need to look any further to add you to blocklists.
November 15, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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Since moving here from the hellscape that is X, my feed is somehow now full of posts about how awesome libraries are and I am HERE FOR IT! Support your local libraries, they provide a warm space safe for everyone and the free gift of knowledge!
November 15, 2024 at 11:32 AM
I joined that other app in 2009 (I was 14), after 15 years, 4 presidential elections, 7 Liverpool trophies, and 1 brain broken from living through the fall of the American empire via late stage capitalism…one more app can’t hurt right?
November 15, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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cartoon of the day
November 15, 2024 at 7:53 AM