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surly thaumaturge
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Shaking to undo. Would like to quit the wizard. “None of your friends are online.” ~ PS4
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
September 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
April 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Really hard to pick just one, short way to say Fuck Off Forever that’ll help me vent
March 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
February 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Name a show you’re positive no-one remembers but you.
November 20, 2024 at 1:15 AM
you shouldn’t have
August 19, 2024 at 2:26 AM
May 28, 2024 at 8:45 PM
post a *perfect* album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
May 22, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Sid Meier’s memoir has an all-time great cover
March 6, 2024 at 5:38 PM
In obvious distress, PTSD, pepper sprayed, tased for 49 seconds within 2 minutes, bound in a “restraint chair”, and forced to wear a “vented spit mask”, but yeah, sure, that had nothing to do with it — dude just got too stressed to live all on his lonesome. You hate to see it.
March 6, 2024 at 5:51 AM
You can’t convince me that this faucet wasn’t designed by Cobra Commander.
March 6, 2024 at 1:36 AM
The giggly undercover princess you meet-cute two minutes after leaving your mom’s house gets erased from time within the half-hour. When you save her, she sends you into an existential crisis.
February 29, 2024 at 1:23 AM
January 12, 2024 at 5:50 PM
RIP inventor of the Glock, who once defended himself against an assassination attempt by relentlessly pummeling an old man with his fists.
December 28, 2023 at 12:43 AM
December 7, 2023 at 3:58 AM
Saw this today & immediately thought “they don’t make Sunday … because of God”
September 25, 2023 at 2:13 AM