The Surly Gringo
@surlygringo.bsky.social
A classic affirmation of everything right and true in the national character
The name Raheem Moore is still forbidden to be spoken in our house.
January 24, 2026 at 4:03 PM
The name Raheem Moore is still forbidden to be spoken in our house.
More like small tracts of hands, amirite?
January 21, 2026 at 9:28 PM
More like small tracts of hands, amirite?
Cignetti in his interview: The o-line was dog shit. Next time we'll get a better o-line so we can go 16-0 even harder
Mendoza in his interview: THE O-LINE WAS PERFECT, I LOVE THEM, I LOVE THE LORD JEEBUS, I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE ON EARTH, INCLUDING THE CAMERAMAN WHOS SOUL I AM HEAVILY STARING INTO
Mendoza in his interview: THE O-LINE WAS PERFECT, I LOVE THEM, I LOVE THE LORD JEEBUS, I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE ON EARTH, INCLUDING THE CAMERAMAN WHOS SOUL I AM HEAVILY STARING INTO
January 20, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Perhaps someday you’ll understand what “per serving” means and that the vast majority of Americans have a fridge and a stove.
January 16, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Perhaps someday you’ll understand what “per serving” means and that the vast majority of Americans have a fridge and a stove.
Sure, if you completely ignore the cost of the first one you had to buy in order to get the second one for a buck.
January 16, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Sure, if you completely ignore the cost of the first one you had to buy in order to get the second one for a buck.
What about them is incorrect?
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 PM
What about them is incorrect?
My grocery store has chicken breasts for $2.99/lb. That’s 75¢ per serving. Broccoli is $2.19/lb, let’s call that $1 per serving. Bag of rice $3.69 which comes out to 7¢ per serving. So for $1.82 I just made a healthy meal in a HCOL area.
January 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
My grocery store has chicken breasts for $2.99/lb. That’s 75¢ per serving. Broccoli is $2.19/lb, let’s call that $1 per serving. Bag of rice $3.69 which comes out to 7¢ per serving. So for $1.82 I just made a healthy meal in a HCOL area.
My grocery store has chicken breasts for $2.99/lb. That’s 75¢ per serving. Broccoli is $2.19/lb, let’s call that $1 per serving. Bag of rice $3.69 which comes out to 7¢ per serving. So for $1.82 I just made a healthy meal in a HCOL area.
January 16, 2026 at 3:34 PM
My grocery store has chicken breasts for $2.99/lb. That’s 75¢ per serving. Broccoli is $2.19/lb, let’s call that $1 per serving. Bag of rice $3.69 which comes out to 7¢ per serving. So for $1.82 I just made a healthy meal in a HCOL area.
My grocery store has chicken breasts for $2.99/lb. That’s 75¢ per serving. Broccoli is $2.19/lb, let’s call that $1 per serving. Bag of rice $3.69 which comes out to 7¢ per serving. So for $1.82 I just made a healthy meal in a HCOL area.
January 16, 2026 at 3:32 PM
My grocery store has chicken breasts for $2.99/lb. That’s 75¢ per serving. Broccoli is $2.19/lb, let’s call that $1 per serving. Bag of rice $3.69 which comes out to 7¢ per serving. So for $1.82 I just made a healthy meal in a HCOL area.
My grocery store has chicken breasts for $2.99/lb. That’s 75¢ per serving. Broccoli is $2.19/lb, let’s call that $1 per serving. Bag of rice $3.69 which comes out to 7¢ per serving. So for $1.82 I just made a healthy meal in a HCOL area.
January 16, 2026 at 3:30 PM
My grocery store has chicken breasts for $2.99/lb. That’s 75¢ per serving. Broccoli is $2.19/lb, let’s call that $1 per serving. Bag of rice $3.69 which comes out to 7¢ per serving. So for $1.82 I just made a healthy meal in a HCOL area.
Where are you finding fries for $1 these days?
January 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Where are you finding fries for $1 these days?
Having the bun accurately depict his typical face coloring for the burnt on face stencil is a nice touch.
January 13, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Having the bun accurately depict his typical face coloring for the burnt on face stencil is a nice touch.
Sounds like rural voters got what they voted for. I’d say let this be a lesson to them, but we all know it won’t.
January 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Sounds like rural voters got what they voted for. I’d say let this be a lesson to them, but we all know it won’t.
A common strategy of his is to float a trial balloon and then proceed based on the reaction it gets. If the reaction is weak he proceeds. If it’s strong he simply says he never said that or was taken out of context.
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 PM
A common strategy of his is to float a trial balloon and then proceed based on the reaction it gets. If the reaction is weak he proceeds. If it’s strong he simply says he never said that or was taken out of context.
I’ve been trying to contact their customer service about a missing order and every time the expected hold time is 200+ minutes. No thanks, I’ll just do a chargeback on my card.
December 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I’ve been trying to contact their customer service about a missing order and every time the expected hold time is 200+ minutes. No thanks, I’ll just do a chargeback on my card.
Sounds like they got exactly the government they chose to vote for.
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Sounds like they got exactly the government they chose to vote for.
So Newsweek “articles” are now just summarizations of Reddit comment threads?
October 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
So Newsweek “articles” are now just summarizations of Reddit comment threads?
🎵 Hello darkness my old friend…
September 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
🎵 Hello darkness my old friend…
Yeah, we could tell by the video clip in your own post you’re replying to.
August 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Yeah, we could tell by the video clip in your own post you’re replying to.
Same, but also combing with an all-asparagus diet.
August 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Same, but also combing with an all-asparagus diet.
I love Chris, but he and Jordan both need to fire their tailors.
August 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I love Chris, but he and Jordan both need to fire their tailors.
Consolidation of the news media has never been, is not, and will never be a good thing.
August 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Consolidation of the news media has never been, is not, and will never be a good thing.
Why is this currently on the front page of their website then?
August 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Why is this currently on the front page of their website then?