guys i dont wanna hate on the netherlands. het is super gezellig. but when is it gonna stop raining.

atleast i can ride my bike to work now instead of having to walk. not sure how to use an umbrella with that though.

Godzilla

Does any bro (any gender) wanna go looking for the best sticks?

If you have the AUDACITY to play video games on "easy" or "story" mode...

I want you to know that I think that's a perfectly acceptable way to enjoy a video game that you paid for because you're supposed to enjoy your favorite pastime any way you like.

Real life's hard enough. Enjoy your hobby.👍

duuuude. it actually worked. never doubted her for a second. i have like. totally the best colleagues bro

so a tip from safie to me back to you: if you ever need a bike in amsterdam you can just fish one up for free from the canals.

#amsterdam #recycle #cycle #lolpun #lifehack #magnetfishing

my coworker gave me a pretty good tip about getting a bike for free. imma check if it works

bioluminescence Australia

telling people I'm getting really into streaming but it's just sitting and staring at these all day

guys is handsanitizer good to clean wounds? might be good to remember if we ever need to use it

i know we're trying to rebuild 2012 twitter here but i propose we go back farther