Not Dead Yet
@surelyfosho44.bsky.social
She's 6ft 2in and dances like a man.
I hate when people won't let go of shit. Bitch I have to work in the morning.
December 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I hate when people won't let go of shit. Bitch I have to work in the morning.
People be acting like I'm they're enemy just I don't want to talk sometimes.
December 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
People be acting like I'm they're enemy just I don't want to talk sometimes.
I hate when I'm trying to shop lonely store employees be trying to make small talk. Don't you have better things to do, I don't know like work?
December 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I hate when I'm trying to shop lonely store employees be trying to make small talk. Don't you have better things to do, I don't know like work?
Employees are supposed to talk to the customer, and stop being fake.
December 23, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Employees are supposed to talk to the customer, and stop being fake.
Employees always be doing the sidebar talk.
December 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Employees always be doing the sidebar talk.
If you are a retail employee, you can't really judge nobody.
December 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
If you are a retail employee, you can't really judge nobody.
I wish people would quit trying to be my therapist. Just because you read psychology articles doesn't give you the right to judge me.
December 23, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I wish people would quit trying to be my therapist. Just because you read psychology articles doesn't give you the right to judge me.
I'm sick 🤢 of people asking me how I feel. That's weird.
December 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I'm sick 🤢 of people asking me how I feel. That's weird.
If you don't know me, don't ask me random shit.
December 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
If you don't know me, don't ask me random shit.
I need Santa Claus' direct number.
December 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I need Santa Claus' direct number.
Why do I keep thinking everyone has more than me?
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Why do I keep thinking everyone has more than me?
This touchscreen shit is getting on my nerves. Damn screen moves when I swear I didn't touch it.
December 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This touchscreen shit is getting on my nerves. Damn screen moves when I swear I didn't touch it.
Uh, why is Lebanon James still playing basketball?
December 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Uh, why is Lebanon James still playing basketball?
I hate when people try to lift me up, when I was not even sad bitch.
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I hate when people try to lift me up, when I was not even sad bitch.
I hate when people give me compliments that have nothing to do with me. I'm like, I know I've never met this person.
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I hate when people give me compliments that have nothing to do with me. I'm like, I know I've never met this person.
If people laugh at you for no reason that you can understand, they're the problem.
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If people laugh at you for no reason that you can understand, they're the problem.
Quiet Stalker- a person who ear hustles relentlessly
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Quiet Stalker- a person who ear hustles relentlessly
I hate when women be in stalker mode.
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I hate when women be in stalker mode.
I can't stand when people car motors drown out my peace of mind.
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I can't stand when people car motors drown out my peace of mind.
Fuck it I'll just microwave the turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Fuck it I'll just microwave the turkey.
Busta rhymes trying to rekindle glory days.
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Busta rhymes trying to rekindle glory days.
Men: Hey baby I love you
Women: Could you sign this ten page relationship contract? Bae?
Women: Could you sign this ten page relationship contract? Bae?
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Men: Hey baby I love you
Women: Could you sign this ten page relationship contract? Bae?
Women: Could you sign this ten page relationship contract? Bae?
Why don't people believe me when I say I'm alright. It's actually the most humble way of saying 'leave me the fuck alone'.
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Why don't people believe me when I say I'm alright. It's actually the most humble way of saying 'leave me the fuck alone'.
I don't like when people start trying to be like me.
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I don't like when people start trying to be like me.
Having a dog as a companion is no substitute for having a human as a companion.
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Having a dog as a companion is no substitute for having a human as a companion.