Not Dead Yet
@surelyfosho44.bsky.social
She's 6ft 2in and dances like a man.
Did y'all know that driving can be taxing on the body?
January 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Did y'all know that driving can be taxing on the body?
I have to admit, no nut November meant nothing to me.
January 4, 2026 at 7:14 AM
I have to admit, no nut November meant nothing to me.
I hope y'all know that dogs aren't human...
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 AM
I hope y'all know that dogs aren't human...
I don't like when people expect me to act like the person I'm trying to outgrow. Naah, you da past bruh...
December 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I don't like when people expect me to act like the person I'm trying to outgrow. Naah, you da past bruh...
Shout out to all of the people who have cyber trucks. My condolences on your stalled vehicles. 😂😂
December 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Shout out to all of the people who have cyber trucks. My condolences on your stalled vehicles. 😂😂
Why do people start rushing to do random shit near the end of the year?
December 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Why do people start rushing to do random shit near the end of the year?
I'm wondering if I said too much at Christmas dinner.
December 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I'm wondering if I said too much at Christmas dinner.
I hate when people apply sports to life.
December 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I hate when people apply sports to life.
If anyone tries to overdo anything I swear imma crack.
December 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If anyone tries to overdo anything I swear imma crack.
Merry Christmas and a fuckin new year bitches.
December 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Merry Christmas and a fuckin new year bitches.
It would be nice if I had someone to fuck for Christmas. I guess all the hoes are taken.
December 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
It would be nice if I had someone to fuck for Christmas. I guess all the hoes are taken.
Happy devastating Christmas everyone.
December 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Happy devastating Christmas everyone.
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Like & repost if you’d get under the blanket with me ♥️
March 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Like & repost if you’d get under the blanket with me ♥️
I hate when people won't let go of shit. Bitch I have to work in the morning.
December 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I hate when people won't let go of shit. Bitch I have to work in the morning.
People be acting like I'm they're enemy just I don't want to talk sometimes.
December 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
People be acting like I'm they're enemy just I don't want to talk sometimes.
I hate when I'm trying to shop lonely store employees be trying to make small talk. Don't you have better things to do, I don't know like work?
December 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I hate when I'm trying to shop lonely store employees be trying to make small talk. Don't you have better things to do, I don't know like work?
Employees are supposed to talk to the customer, and stop being fake.
December 23, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Employees are supposed to talk to the customer, and stop being fake.
Employees always be doing the sidebar talk.
December 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Employees always be doing the sidebar talk.
If you are a retail employee, you can't really judge nobody.
December 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
If you are a retail employee, you can't really judge nobody.
I wish people would quit trying to be my therapist. Just because you read psychology articles doesn't give you the right to judge me.
December 23, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I wish people would quit trying to be my therapist. Just because you read psychology articles doesn't give you the right to judge me.
I'm sick 🤢 of people asking me how I feel. That's weird.
December 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I'm sick 🤢 of people asking me how I feel. That's weird.
If you don't know me, don't ask me random shit.
December 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
If you don't know me, don't ask me random shit.
I need Santa Claus' direct number.
December 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I need Santa Claus' direct number.
Why do I keep thinking everyone has more than me?
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Why do I keep thinking everyone has more than me?
This touchscreen shit is getting on my nerves. Damn screen moves when I swear I didn't touch it.
December 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This touchscreen shit is getting on my nerves. Damn screen moves when I swear I didn't touch it.