Zoomer Antimillenarian
@surcomplicated.bsky.social
Staunch liberal, hopeful Georgist, moderate intuitionist. Hoping to one day pass on an even better world than the one I inherited. Retweet =/= Endorsement
Reject tradition. RETVRN to modernity.
(seriously, look at this shit, we have magic suntan machines that break up toxic chemicals instead of burning your skin)
(seriously, look at this shit, we have magic suntan machines that break up toxic chemicals instead of burning your skin)
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Reject tradition. RETVRN to modernity.
(seriously, look at this shit, we have magic suntan machines that break up toxic chemicals instead of burning your skin)
(seriously, look at this shit, we have magic suntan machines that break up toxic chemicals instead of burning your skin)
Don't worry, Dear Leader will just rage-Ograbme instead.
And he has far more serious statutory authority there, too.
And he has far more serious statutory authority there, too.
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Don't worry, Dear Leader will just rage-Ograbme instead.
And he has far more serious statutory authority there, too.
And he has far more serious statutory authority there, too.
It all degenerates into a clusterfuck of melee, I lose another commander and two units get destroyed, some more break. But the enemy has run out of gas and soon I am looking at this screen.
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It all degenerates into a clusterfuck of melee, I lose another commander and two units get destroyed, some more break. But the enemy has run out of gas and soon I am looking at this screen.
More charges, more problems. Ironically, ranged casualties probably make up the majority now, but note that the enemy shattered one of my elite skirmisher units with a cavalry charge.
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
More charges, more problems. Ironically, ranged casualties probably make up the majority now, but note that the enemy shattered one of my elite skirmisher units with a cavalry charge.
Being immune to bullets fucking rocks. Most of my casualties are from melee charges by the enemy.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Being immune to bullets fucking rocks. Most of my casualties are from melee charges by the enemy.
So far, so good. The enemy is getting rekt here. My artillery is delivering strong counter-battery fire and has also devastated a couple other units (including a royal cavalry unit--those are my worst nightmares).
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
So far, so good. The enemy is getting rekt here. My artillery is delivering strong counter-battery fire and has also devastated a couple other units (including a royal cavalry unit--those are my worst nightmares).
The AI is extremely accommodating, so I disregard my previous skeet and snipe an arty early on.
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The AI is extremely accommodating, so I disregard my previous skeet and snipe an arty early on.
The final boss army reaches me before I can fully regenerate the units that were worst affected, so I pull some more infantry out of my reserves and decide to play it safe.
I can afford huge losses here, as long as I win. No too-clever-by-half early artillery snipes. Just stand and fight.
I can afford huge losses here, as long as I win. No too-clever-by-half early artillery snipes. Just stand and fight.
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The final boss army reaches me before I can fully regenerate the units that were worst affected, so I pull some more infantry out of my reserves and decide to play it safe.
I can afford huge losses here, as long as I win. No too-clever-by-half early artillery snipes. Just stand and fight.
I can afford huge losses here, as long as I win. No too-clever-by-half early artillery snipes. Just stand and fight.
Bad luck, one of my battalion commanders died (to melee, naturally--bullets can't harm me!).
So I grab a top-quality new one and I might even be in a slightly better position than before command-wise. My cavalry are worse-off, but I'm able to give fire by rank to all of my heavy infantry now.
So I grab a top-quality new one and I might even be in a slightly better position than before command-wise. My cavalry are worse-off, but I'm able to give fire by rank to all of my heavy infantry now.
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Bad luck, one of my battalion commanders died (to melee, naturally--bullets can't harm me!).
So I grab a top-quality new one and I might even be in a slightly better position than before command-wise. My cavalry are worse-off, but I'm able to give fire by rank to all of my heavy infantry now.
So I grab a top-quality new one and I might even be in a slightly better position than before command-wise. My cavalry are worse-off, but I'm able to give fire by rank to all of my heavy infantry now.
Today in "Hesse is not overpowered".
I am within an inch of getting my sweet sweet ultimate achievement. This is the penultimate bossfight.
I am within an inch of getting my sweet sweet ultimate achievement. This is the penultimate bossfight.
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Today in "Hesse is not overpowered".
I am within an inch of getting my sweet sweet ultimate achievement. This is the penultimate bossfight.
I am within an inch of getting my sweet sweet ultimate achievement. This is the penultimate bossfight.
This is near the end of the first act of an ironman game on maximum difficulty (all bad modifiers, no good modifiers).
I have acquired three doctrines, have three full battalions, and am doing really well on supplies. Why? Because I can basically guarantee that I win any firefight.
I have acquired three doctrines, have three full battalions, and am doing really well on supplies. Why? Because I can basically guarantee that I win any firefight.
November 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is near the end of the first act of an ironman game on maximum difficulty (all bad modifiers, no good modifiers).
I have acquired three doctrines, have three full battalions, and am doing really well on supplies. Why? Because I can basically guarantee that I win any firefight.
I have acquired three doctrines, have three full battalions, and am doing really well on supplies. Why? Because I can basically guarantee that I win any firefight.
Some ppl on this site are negative-polarizing themselves into being more copyright maximalist than fucking Sony.
If we’d Japanese copyright rules, American culture would be vastly poorer for it. As would Japanese culture, b/c Japanese creators routinely use US sites to flout their own insane rules.
If we’d Japanese copyright rules, American culture would be vastly poorer for it. As would Japanese culture, b/c Japanese creators routinely use US sites to flout their own insane rules.
November 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Some ppl on this site are negative-polarizing themselves into being more copyright maximalist than fucking Sony.
If we’d Japanese copyright rules, American culture would be vastly poorer for it. As would Japanese culture, b/c Japanese creators routinely use US sites to flout their own insane rules.
If we’d Japanese copyright rules, American culture would be vastly poorer for it. As would Japanese culture, b/c Japanese creators routinely use US sites to flout their own insane rules.
So maybe Trump tries to do incremental nibbling around the edges. Or maybe he goes full Ograbme.
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
So maybe Trump tries to do incremental nibbling around the edges. Or maybe he goes full Ograbme.
This is an *amazing* level of derangement about generative AI.
We are headed for weird anti-AI purity movements where ppl turn on personal computing entirely and start LARPing as Dune mentats, because they think the magic fascism math is hiding in every transformer, search algorithm, and BART.
We are headed for weird anti-AI purity movements where ppl turn on personal computing entirely and start LARPing as Dune mentats, because they think the magic fascism math is hiding in every transformer, search algorithm, and BART.
November 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This is an *amazing* level of derangement about generative AI.
We are headed for weird anti-AI purity movements where ppl turn on personal computing entirely and start LARPing as Dune mentats, because they think the magic fascism math is hiding in every transformer, search algorithm, and BART.
We are headed for weird anti-AI purity movements where ppl turn on personal computing entirely and start LARPing as Dune mentats, because they think the magic fascism math is hiding in every transformer, search algorithm, and BART.
You're all gorging yourself on candy, but have you thanked the Ancestors even once?
Obviously, you should honor the Ancestors by spreading this meme until his Couchiness is compelled to dress up in a costume pleasing to Heaven.
Obviously, you should honor the Ancestors by spreading this meme until his Couchiness is compelled to dress up in a costume pleasing to Heaven.
November 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
You're all gorging yourself on candy, but have you thanked the Ancestors even once?
Obviously, you should honor the Ancestors by spreading this meme until his Couchiness is compelled to dress up in a costume pleasing to Heaven.
Obviously, you should honor the Ancestors by spreading this meme until his Couchiness is compelled to dress up in a costume pleasing to Heaven.
@aelkus.bsky.social we should never have hurt that gorilla
October 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
@aelkus.bsky.social we should never have hurt that gorilla
Yeah, this is full-hog Radio Rwanda / Der Sturmer tier stuff.
Gives you an idea of whom they're going to end up hiring.
Gives you an idea of whom they're going to end up hiring.
October 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Yeah, this is full-hog Radio Rwanda / Der Sturmer tier stuff.
Gives you an idea of whom they're going to end up hiring.
Gives you an idea of whom they're going to end up hiring.
The fact that the actor here is Mel fucking Gibson is the real cherry on top.
October 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The fact that the actor here is Mel fucking Gibson is the real cherry on top.
Exactly three of these are actually common Dem Party candidate policies, and one of them (getting rid of tracking) is a local and state issue rather than federal.
The other two, affirmative action and abolishing the death penalty, are totally real, though.
Still appalling to hit 2.5/10 tho.
The other two, affirmative action and abolishing the death penalty, are totally real, though.
Still appalling to hit 2.5/10 tho.
October 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Exactly three of these are actually common Dem Party candidate policies, and one of them (getting rid of tracking) is a local and state issue rather than federal.
The other two, affirmative action and abolishing the death penalty, are totally real, though.
Still appalling to hit 2.5/10 tho.
The other two, affirmative action and abolishing the death penalty, are totally real, though.
Still appalling to hit 2.5/10 tho.
At this point it's less Chesterton's Fence and more Chesterton's Demon Core
October 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
At this point it's less Chesterton's Fence and more Chesterton's Demon Core
Block this crazy moron.
October 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Block this crazy moron.
Just look at this sea change.
October 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Just look at this sea change.
The ability to suppress speech is also power, and one liable to be abused far more thoroughly than speech itself. With very, very few exceptions, that power to suppress speech should not exist.
It doesn't even work in practice! Look at Germany right the fuck now!
It doesn't even work in practice! Look at Germany right the fuck now!
October 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The ability to suppress speech is also power, and one liable to be abused far more thoroughly than speech itself. With very, very few exceptions, that power to suppress speech should not exist.
It doesn't even work in practice! Look at Germany right the fuck now!
It doesn't even work in practice! Look at Germany right the fuck now!