Hamster continues to follow this thought process. Nothing has changed, especially not my resolve.

Every time I see your art, it feels like this.

Always glad to support friends!

(Raises paw) What if the landmine is really nice?

As everyone else is saying, it's easy to do 4 jobs when:

A. You just fill a seat to prevent a competent person from having it.
B. You aren't expected to be competent or useful.

Another DUI hire for this administration.

I don't think anyone expected him to say that.

That's good!

If Kurt Vonnegut, Carl Sagan and George Carlin were still alive, I would personally write them each a letter to get together like a boyband of anti-misinformation.

Sorry, "caffeine,".

My posting hamster can't always reach the buttons with his tiny paws.

Or 4, as they did mention "good morals".

Or 2, as he is the demonic moronic.

Or 1, isn't he a Protestant?

Or literally any level of ability whatsoever.

I can't post the gif of you doing the Jojo dance at Tori. But that one is my favorite.

Nominative determinism strikes again!

Hampter

They are here to get attention and to "trigger the libs". Do not oblige their little fantasies.

Block, report misinfo, ignore, and let us get back to sanity and memes.

To play devil's advocate, the whole joke is that Batman exists because he does both.

Bruce Wayne donates to charities and Batman fights the irredeemable monsters causing harm. The thing is in real life, doing one helps stop the other.

Batman exists in a world with demons and aliens. It's not real.

When can I purchase Tori-branded cereal?

He has become exactly this powerful: