@supreme-hammy.bsky.social
Sentient hamster with social media. Or maybe some guy who likes to be funny and pretend. You'll never know for sure.
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#hamster fact:
Hamsters have not and will not ever support genocide in any form.
Hamsters want to make this fact clear, as they are always going to support diverse voices, equal treatment of people, and inclusivity for all beings.
Hamster loves you. So support others.
#solidarity
Hamsters have not and will not ever support genocide in any form.
Hamsters want to make this fact clear, as they are always going to support diverse voices, equal treatment of people, and inclusivity for all beings.
Hamster loves you. So support others.
#solidarity
#Hamsterfact #36:
The best voted on comedians by hamsters are:
1. Hamter Bob
2. Wuggles
3. Robin Willihams
4. Billy Cheekums Connoly
5. Gubgub
Yes. We have comedians too. They don't tell human jokes though.
#hamsterpost #funny
The best voted on comedians by hamsters are:
1. Hamter Bob
2. Wuggles
3. Robin Willihams
4. Billy Cheekums Connoly
5. Gubgub
Yes. We have comedians too. They don't tell human jokes though.
#hamsterpost #funny
September 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
#Hamsterfact #36:
The best voted on comedians by hamsters are:
1. Hamter Bob
2. Wuggles
3. Robin Willihams
4. Billy Cheekums Connoly
5. Gubgub
Yes. We have comedians too. They don't tell human jokes though.
#hamsterpost #funny
The best voted on comedians by hamsters are:
1. Hamter Bob
2. Wuggles
3. Robin Willihams
4. Billy Cheekums Connoly
5. Gubgub
Yes. We have comedians too. They don't tell human jokes though.
#hamsterpost #funny
#Hamsterfact #35:
Waffles are banned in Hamster circles for being too tantalizing to ignore.
I mean, adding syrups, fruit, maybe fried chicken? I'm salivating thinking about it!
#humor #waffles
Waffles are banned in Hamster circles for being too tantalizing to ignore.
I mean, adding syrups, fruit, maybe fried chicken? I'm salivating thinking about it!
#humor #waffles
July 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
#Hamsterfact #35:
Waffles are banned in Hamster circles for being too tantalizing to ignore.
I mean, adding syrups, fruit, maybe fried chicken? I'm salivating thinking about it!
#humor #waffles
Waffles are banned in Hamster circles for being too tantalizing to ignore.
I mean, adding syrups, fruit, maybe fried chicken? I'm salivating thinking about it!
#humor #waffles
Holy Hamsterballs! I haven't posted in quite a while.
Hamster is considering streaming videogames. Hamster gameplay if you will.
Perhaps with commentary, perhaps not. Perhaps hamster png-tubing?
Opinions?
Hamster is considering streaming videogames. Hamster gameplay if you will.
Perhaps with commentary, perhaps not. Perhaps hamster png-tubing?
Opinions?
a drawing of a hamster with a question mark above its head
Alt: a drawing of a hamster with a question mark above its head, referring to questioning whether the poster should stream or not. Also send seeds please. Hamster is hungry.
media.tenor.com
June 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Holy Hamsterballs! I haven't posted in quite a while.
Hamster is considering streaming videogames. Hamster gameplay if you will.
Perhaps with commentary, perhaps not. Perhaps hamster png-tubing?
Opinions?
Hamster is considering streaming videogames. Hamster gameplay if you will.
Perhaps with commentary, perhaps not. Perhaps hamster png-tubing?
Opinions?
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I really redebut this Saturday?! To celebrate I’m hosting an art raffle! 3 fully rendered full body PNGs are up as prizes! 💖
Please like, repost and comment your png down below by 5/10 12pm EST to enter!!
Did I mention, my art comes with commercial rights? ~
Best of luck!!! 👑
Please like, repost and comment your png down below by 5/10 12pm EST to enter!!
Did I mention, my art comes with commercial rights? ~
Best of luck!!! 👑
May 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I really redebut this Saturday?! To celebrate I’m hosting an art raffle! 3 fully rendered full body PNGs are up as prizes! 💖
Please like, repost and comment your png down below by 5/10 12pm EST to enter!!
Did I mention, my art comes with commercial rights? ~
Best of luck!!! 👑
Please like, repost and comment your png down below by 5/10 12pm EST to enter!!
Did I mention, my art comes with commercial rights? ~
Best of luck!!! 👑
#Hamsterfact #34:
The Hamster Association for the Removal of Pickles on Chicken Sandwiches (HARPCS) was formed in 1958. HARPCS was quickly dismantled as a group when they found out they could ask for no pickles, they enjoyed them sometimes, and that they could not afford chicken sandwiches.
#funny
The Hamster Association for the Removal of Pickles on Chicken Sandwiches (HARPCS) was formed in 1958. HARPCS was quickly dismantled as a group when they found out they could ask for no pickles, they enjoyed them sometimes, and that they could not afford chicken sandwiches.
#funny
May 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
#Hamsterfact #34:
The Hamster Association for the Removal of Pickles on Chicken Sandwiches (HARPCS) was formed in 1958. HARPCS was quickly dismantled as a group when they found out they could ask for no pickles, they enjoyed them sometimes, and that they could not afford chicken sandwiches.
#funny
The Hamster Association for the Removal of Pickles on Chicken Sandwiches (HARPCS) was formed in 1958. HARPCS was quickly dismantled as a group when they found out they could ask for no pickles, they enjoyed them sometimes, and that they could not afford chicken sandwiches.
#funny
#hamsterfact #33:
The month of May is a solemn time for hamsters, as they observe the legacy of hamster mental health.
Hamsters are healthiest with interaction, love, pets, occasional treats, and respect for themselves and others.
Same goes for humans!
#mentalhealthawarenessmonth
The month of May is a solemn time for hamsters, as they observe the legacy of hamster mental health.
Hamsters are healthiest with interaction, love, pets, occasional treats, and respect for themselves and others.
Same goes for humans!
#mentalhealthawarenessmonth
May 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
#hamsterfact #33:
The month of May is a solemn time for hamsters, as they observe the legacy of hamster mental health.
Hamsters are healthiest with interaction, love, pets, occasional treats, and respect for themselves and others.
Same goes for humans!
#mentalhealthawarenessmonth
The month of May is a solemn time for hamsters, as they observe the legacy of hamster mental health.
Hamsters are healthiest with interaction, love, pets, occasional treats, and respect for themselves and others.
Same goes for humans!
#mentalhealthawarenessmonth
#hamsterfact #32:
Sorry, hamster facts have been delayed by tariffs.
Hamsters do not consume coffee, as not only can their tiny bodies not accept the caffeinen (which can be fatal), but also the last one who tried a Mocha Latte went so fast he became a photon cluster and vanished.
#funny #humor
Sorry, hamster facts have been delayed by tariffs.
Hamsters do not consume coffee, as not only can their tiny bodies not accept the caffeinen (which can be fatal), but also the last one who tried a Mocha Latte went so fast he became a photon cluster and vanished.
#funny #humor
April 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
#hamsterfact #32:
Sorry, hamster facts have been delayed by tariffs.
Hamsters do not consume coffee, as not only can their tiny bodies not accept the caffeinen (which can be fatal), but also the last one who tried a Mocha Latte went so fast he became a photon cluster and vanished.
#funny #humor
Sorry, hamster facts have been delayed by tariffs.
Hamsters do not consume coffee, as not only can their tiny bodies not accept the caffeinen (which can be fatal), but also the last one who tried a Mocha Latte went so fast he became a photon cluster and vanished.
#funny #humor
#hamsterfact for Spring Break:
The Greatest Hamster surfer of all time has just been born.
He has the record of being the longest time of any hamster on a surfboard. 2 seconds!
Amazing.
The Greatest Hamster surfer of all time has just been born.
He has the record of being the longest time of any hamster on a surfboard. 2 seconds!
Amazing.
April 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
#hamsterfact for Spring Break:
The Greatest Hamster surfer of all time has just been born.
He has the record of being the longest time of any hamster on a surfboard. 2 seconds!
Amazing.
The Greatest Hamster surfer of all time has just been born.
He has the record of being the longest time of any hamster on a surfboard. 2 seconds!
Amazing.
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“History repeats itself, first as a tragedy, second as a farce.”
— Karl Marx
— Karl Marx
April 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
“History repeats itself, first as a tragedy, second as a farce.”
— Karl Marx
— Karl Marx
#Hamsterfact #31:
The Stockholm seed vault is a place where rare and endangered seeds are kept to preserve species variety in case of a environmental collapse.
Please please please, just one nibble. Please please please, I promise I won't eat the endangered seeds please please please
The Stockholm seed vault is a place where rare and endangered seeds are kept to preserve species variety in case of a environmental collapse.
Please please please, just one nibble. Please please please, I promise I won't eat the endangered seeds please please please
April 8, 2025 at 11:25 AM
#Hamsterfact #31:
The Stockholm seed vault is a place where rare and endangered seeds are kept to preserve species variety in case of a environmental collapse.
Please please please, just one nibble. Please please please, I promise I won't eat the endangered seeds please please please
The Stockholm seed vault is a place where rare and endangered seeds are kept to preserve species variety in case of a environmental collapse.
Please please please, just one nibble. Please please please, I promise I won't eat the endangered seeds please please please
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˜”°˜” Tori Snowfall Reference ”˜°”˜
ˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣ
Codename: Reaper of the sea
ˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣ
Art #Torillust
Nsfw #snowshot
Memes: #snowfunny
Oshi Marks:❄️🏴☠️
Socials: torisnowfall.carrd.co
❤️ / 🔁 appreciated!
ˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣ
Codename: Reaper of the sea
ˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣ
Art #Torillust
Nsfw #snowshot
Memes: #snowfunny
Oshi Marks:❄️🏴☠️
Socials: torisnowfall.carrd.co
❤️ / 🔁 appreciated!
April 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
˜”°˜” Tori Snowfall Reference ”˜°”˜
ˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣ
Codename: Reaper of the sea
ˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣ
Art #Torillust
Nsfw #snowshot
Memes: #snowfunny
Oshi Marks:❄️🏴☠️
Socials: torisnowfall.carrd.co
❤️ / 🔁 appreciated!
ˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣ
Codename: Reaper of the sea
ˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣˣ
Art #Torillust
Nsfw #snowshot
Memes: #snowfunny
Oshi Marks:❄️🏴☠️
Socials: torisnowfall.carrd.co
❤️ / 🔁 appreciated!
#Hamsterfact #30:
Roberto the Magical Hamster has the largest number of recorded artificial weather events.
He has created rain, wind, and even snow, but has not been yet able to create lightning.
If he was, he would be scared of the thunder.
So would I. Roberto, don't do that.
Roberto the Magical Hamster has the largest number of recorded artificial weather events.
He has created rain, wind, and even snow, but has not been yet able to create lightning.
If he was, he would be scared of the thunder.
So would I. Roberto, don't do that.
April 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
#Hamsterfact #30:
Roberto the Magical Hamster has the largest number of recorded artificial weather events.
He has created rain, wind, and even snow, but has not been yet able to create lightning.
If he was, he would be scared of the thunder.
So would I. Roberto, don't do that.
Roberto the Magical Hamster has the largest number of recorded artificial weather events.
He has created rain, wind, and even snow, but has not been yet able to create lightning.
If he was, he would be scared of the thunder.
So would I. Roberto, don't do that.
#hamster fact #29:
Hamsters write limericks for their loved ones. Here is a lovely example:
There once was a Ham from Yute.
Who loved to play the flute.
He made his debut,
At the Hammie Revue,
But could only go "doot doot".
Hamsters write limericks for their loved ones. Here is a lovely example:
There once was a Ham from Yute.
Who loved to play the flute.
He made his debut,
At the Hammie Revue,
But could only go "doot doot".
April 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
#hamster fact #29:
Hamsters write limericks for their loved ones. Here is a lovely example:
There once was a Ham from Yute.
Who loved to play the flute.
He made his debut,
At the Hammie Revue,
But could only go "doot doot".
Hamsters write limericks for their loved ones. Here is a lovely example:
There once was a Ham from Yute.
Who loved to play the flute.
He made his debut,
At the Hammie Revue,
But could only go "doot doot".
#hamster fact #28:
There is only 1 known way to enter the sacred hamster sanctuary.
You must be blessed by the High Priestess, take at least 3 potions of fortitude and...
Wait...no, I'm reading a module for D&D.
Oh, you have to ask nicely. That's all.
#hamsterfacts
There is only 1 known way to enter the sacred hamster sanctuary.
You must be blessed by the High Priestess, take at least 3 potions of fortitude and...
Wait...no, I'm reading a module for D&D.
Oh, you have to ask nicely. That's all.
#hamsterfacts
March 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
#hamster fact #28:
There is only 1 known way to enter the sacred hamster sanctuary.
You must be blessed by the High Priestess, take at least 3 potions of fortitude and...
Wait...no, I'm reading a module for D&D.
Oh, you have to ask nicely. That's all.
#hamsterfacts
There is only 1 known way to enter the sacred hamster sanctuary.
You must be blessed by the High Priestess, take at least 3 potions of fortitude and...
Wait...no, I'm reading a module for D&D.
Oh, you have to ask nicely. That's all.
#hamsterfacts
#hamster fact #27:
Giving a Gibbon a Ribbon is unlucky in hamster culture.
So is giving a Cat a Pat, a Rat a Hat, and a Moose a Spruce.
All rhyming is unlucky.
Oh wait, I just rhymed a whole lot to explain this post.
Uh oh.
#hamsterfacts
Giving a Gibbon a Ribbon is unlucky in hamster culture.
So is giving a Cat a Pat, a Rat a Hat, and a Moose a Spruce.
All rhyming is unlucky.
Oh wait, I just rhymed a whole lot to explain this post.
Uh oh.
#hamsterfacts
March 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
#hamster fact #27:
Giving a Gibbon a Ribbon is unlucky in hamster culture.
So is giving a Cat a Pat, a Rat a Hat, and a Moose a Spruce.
All rhyming is unlucky.
Oh wait, I just rhymed a whole lot to explain this post.
Uh oh.
#hamsterfacts
Giving a Gibbon a Ribbon is unlucky in hamster culture.
So is giving a Cat a Pat, a Rat a Hat, and a Moose a Spruce.
All rhyming is unlucky.
Oh wait, I just rhymed a whole lot to explain this post.
Uh oh.
#hamsterfacts
#hamster fact #26:
Hamsters are happy whenever you make a grilled cheese sandwhich. They don't even need a bite. They're just happy for you.
#hamsterfacts
Hamsters are happy whenever you make a grilled cheese sandwhich. They don't even need a bite. They're just happy for you.
#hamsterfacts
a hamster is drinking water from a water bottle in a cage .
ALT: a hamster is drinking water from a water bottle in a cage .
media.tenor.com
March 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
#hamster fact #26:
Hamsters are happy whenever you make a grilled cheese sandwhich. They don't even need a bite. They're just happy for you.
#hamsterfacts
Hamsters are happy whenever you make a grilled cheese sandwhich. They don't even need a bite. They're just happy for you.
#hamsterfacts
#hamster poem:
Squeak, for it is the sound of anger.
Squeak, for it is the sound of love.
Squeak, for it is the sound of danger.
But squeak nonetheless, for it is your right to squeak.
Squeak squeak squeak.
#hamsterpoetry
Squeak, for it is the sound of anger.
Squeak, for it is the sound of love.
Squeak, for it is the sound of danger.
But squeak nonetheless, for it is your right to squeak.
Squeak squeak squeak.
#hamsterpoetry
March 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
#hamster poem:
Squeak, for it is the sound of anger.
Squeak, for it is the sound of love.
Squeak, for it is the sound of danger.
But squeak nonetheless, for it is your right to squeak.
Squeak squeak squeak.
#hamsterpoetry
Squeak, for it is the sound of anger.
Squeak, for it is the sound of love.
Squeak, for it is the sound of danger.
But squeak nonetheless, for it is your right to squeak.
Squeak squeak squeak.
#hamsterpoetry
March 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
#hamster fact #25:
A hamster was once given the Korean People's Choice Award for best K-pop album of the year.
He was then told to give it back to the artist.
#hamsterfacts #funny
A hamster was once given the Korean People's Choice Award for best K-pop album of the year.
He was then told to give it back to the artist.
#hamsterfacts #funny
March 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
#hamster fact #25:
A hamster was once given the Korean People's Choice Award for best K-pop album of the year.
He was then told to give it back to the artist.
#hamsterfacts #funny
A hamster was once given the Korean People's Choice Award for best K-pop album of the year.
He was then told to give it back to the artist.
#hamsterfacts #funny
#Hamster fact #24:
Hamsters are lucky for all bald people named Jeremy Herbertson who were born July 8th, are balding, between the ages of 26 and 38, have a Dog named Henry and are allergic to Chives.
Nobody else. Not even you. Yeah, you. I can see you.
#hamsterfacts
Hamsters are lucky for all bald people named Jeremy Herbertson who were born July 8th, are balding, between the ages of 26 and 38, have a Dog named Henry and are allergic to Chives.
Nobody else. Not even you. Yeah, you. I can see you.
#hamsterfacts
March 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
#Hamster fact #24:
Hamsters are lucky for all bald people named Jeremy Herbertson who were born July 8th, are balding, between the ages of 26 and 38, have a Dog named Henry and are allergic to Chives.
Nobody else. Not even you. Yeah, you. I can see you.
#hamsterfacts
Hamsters are lucky for all bald people named Jeremy Herbertson who were born July 8th, are balding, between the ages of 26 and 38, have a Dog named Henry and are allergic to Chives.
Nobody else. Not even you. Yeah, you. I can see you.
#hamsterfacts
#hamster fact:
Hamsters have not and will not ever support genocide in any form.
Hamsters want to make this fact clear, as they are always going to support diverse voices, equal treatment of people, and inclusivity for all beings.
Hamster loves you. So support others.
#solidarity
Hamsters have not and will not ever support genocide in any form.
Hamsters want to make this fact clear, as they are always going to support diverse voices, equal treatment of people, and inclusivity for all beings.
Hamster loves you. So support others.
#solidarity
March 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
#hamster fact:
Hamsters have not and will not ever support genocide in any form.
Hamsters want to make this fact clear, as they are always going to support diverse voices, equal treatment of people, and inclusivity for all beings.
Hamster loves you. So support others.
#solidarity
Hamsters have not and will not ever support genocide in any form.
Hamsters want to make this fact clear, as they are always going to support diverse voices, equal treatment of people, and inclusivity for all beings.
Hamster loves you. So support others.
#solidarity
March 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The question remains...
What can #hamsters do to make the world better?
Be cute, stay safe, and tell others to be their awesome selves.
#positive #happiness #hamster
#hampter
What can #hamsters do to make the world better?
Be cute, stay safe, and tell others to be their awesome selves.
#positive #happiness #hamster
#hampter
a hamster is standing in a clear plastic cage .
ALT: a hamster is standing in a clear plastic cage .
media.tenor.com
February 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The question remains...
What can #hamsters do to make the world better?
Be cute, stay safe, and tell others to be their awesome selves.
#positive #happiness #hamster
#hampter
What can #hamsters do to make the world better?
Be cute, stay safe, and tell others to be their awesome selves.
#positive #happiness #hamster
#hampter